Goste!!!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: yes, an Family Guy, too. Mummy likes that. She likes Stewie.
• Tesco: yes. Twice, reelly, as I went wiv Daddy an he had to leev the trolley thare an come home for his wallet cos he had forgotten it. Wen we went bak it waz still thare, by the roste chikn. I was a bit dissapoyntid as I was hopin to go rownd agen.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:10!! /10
• Overall Score: 7.74/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

We got bak from the New Forest on Monday nite an it's been bizzy rown heer since. Hence my appollogeez for the delay in bloggin abowt it!

We dident tayke an enormuss lot ov fotoes but we did tayke sum.... heer is Daddy wen we ferst got thare, settling into our room:I chekt owt the important stuff like tea, biskits, kettol... yep, all present an correkt...I fownd the local payper had a helpful artikol on recognizing deer by thare bottoms. Fassinaytin!

Thank yu for yor messidges! I did try to reed them wen we wer away as the hotel had WIFI so I thort I wud be abol to log on, but I cuddent. Maybe the goste got into the masheenery...... oh yes! The goste!!!!! WELL! I dident get a charnce to play that trik I pland on Dilly, cos THIS happend:

"BOO!!"
It's the goste!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heer's me runnin very brayvely:

Dilly waz a bit synakol an went for a look herself:

(See? Told yu!)Dilly joyned me behind the taybolcloth:The goste got closer!
(Hmm. At this poynt I thort I herd it giggling!)....so I sneekt up behind him an... wayte a mi....
this goste appeers to hav a hairey arse!!I disrobed it an....
SAM!!!!!!!!!!!!"DILLY! Come owt! It's SAM!"He thort it waz hilairiuss!!!

-He had stowed-away in Mummy's bag, spendin the jerney nibblin her mints. Onnistly! I don't kno whare he gets it from!!!!!

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We ar off to Granny's howse this eevnin. Me an Daddy ar off to football tomorro wile Dilly an Mummy tayke Granny shoppin in Maidstone. Not shor wat they're gettin but I hope it incloods cayke.

Bye fer now!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons:yes
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
• Overall Score: 7.632/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

No idea wat this flower waz, but it mayde a fine hat!

I tryd hard yestaday to post but our internet connekshun waz abowt as yewsful as a wig on a camel. It's a bit better this mornin but I ownly hav a few minits befor we go! So all the fotoes I prosessd for yu will still hav to wayte. Poo! But I thort I wud sneek in just this wun as it wud mayke yu larf :@D

I think it is just me an Dilly goin. Wiv Mummy an Daddy, ov corse, as I carnt kwite reetch the pedals in the car. Hehe!

Heer is a link to the town weel be stayin in (Hav a kwik look it haz lots ov fotoes!).
An heer is a littol map ov the High Street showin all the shops. Thare is wun calld Paws In The Forrest, wich is a Bear Adopshun Center!

The hotel weev got is an old Viktorian howse an its website sez it's horntid. I am taykin sum garlik. (Duzz garlik werk on gosts?)I shall also tayke a wite hanky cos I think I mite hide under it an pertend to be a gost a jump owt on Dilly. Ownly if I get bord, ov corse. Haha. An if she is bord too she will appryshyate that, won't she?

Hav a good weekend!

Bye for now!