Catch up 2- artystuff

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No. We wer ment to play on Saterday but it was calld off cos the pitch had frozen. We did play today, but we lost. Poo! I blame it on Mummy not waring her lukky bloo pants.
  
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: Yes I went wiv Daddy to get serplies. I've got a cold but it was grayte for morale. We went agen today, cos we had to get medsin from the farmacy for Mummy. She has a bad coff. The dokter sed her chest is terrorbol. I think it's nice to cuddol up to.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: serspendid due to lots ov snotty noses rownd heer /10
• Overall Score: 7.33569/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I desydid to do a pawtrayte ov my frend, Sullivan McPig.
Mummy drew it, an I did the cullering-in.
It looks a bit green heer.
I don't noe wy!
I did him peachy an pink.
Hehehe!
Wen the post bear deliverd it to him, Sullivan put a pikcher ov it on his blog heer.

I'm glad it got thare ok. Granny sed I shud hav put it in an envelope, but I sed, it's payntid on a postcard, Granny, so I'll jus send it like that, an she sed no, it wud be safer in an envelope.

(She duzz go on a bit sumtimes. Must be ware Mummy gets it from.)

Then Mummy did a kwik sketch ov me.
I find it hard not to giggle wen Mummy drors me. Mummy sez this duzzent help her cos my showlders go up an down.
This time I was determind not to giggle so I thort abowt the episode ov The Simpsons wen Milhouse kissed Lisa.
This is wy I don't look extreemly joyuss in this piktcher.
In my next 'catch up' I'll sho yu an amayzing present Jerry An Ben sent me. It's so brillyent! Hehe!

Ahoy!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: no- THEY WENT WITHOWT ME!!!!!! Well they can jolly well stand by!
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:We desydid it was best to serspend this gayme whilst lots ov us wer still waring eye patches. Sum ov the older Bears wer finding it hard to focus wiv just wun eye, an all sorts ov things wer getting hugdded insted ov noses. Not good, espeshly if yu don't noe it's coming. /10
• Overall Score: 7.769/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well how did yor Talk Like A Pirate Day go?

We had grayte fun! We fownd an plunderd a shiney hawl ov choklit Peeces Ov 8, aaar!!!!-Wat a good find! An just as Mummy goze on anuther diet, too, so thare'll be mor ov them for us!!! Hehe!!!

We dident get owt ov our pirating geer fer days, the Bears wer havin so mutch fun maykin Dilly jump an callin her the ship's wench, an stuff like that hahahaha! But befor I chaynged owt ov me eye patch, Mummy wantid to do a sketch ov my pirateyness:Watcha fink?? Aaaaar!!!!! Teehee!

Ooh! We just got sum Beanie mail deliverd....... I shall go an investigayte an tell yu abowt it next time! (Thanks, Beanie!!!) Now ware did I put me sword.... it'll mayke a good envelope opener! Aha!

Presents from Chuck!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: Yes! We had a pre-seezon frendly gayme in France. Daddy an me dident go. He sed it waz too far to drive. P'ah! Calls himself a loyal fan???
  
• Simpsons:yes
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! HAHAHA! Got LBBBJ /10
• Overall Score: 7.865/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

We had a serprize yesterday wen the Postman brort us sumthing from Wyoming! Look! It's from Chuck! He did a pawtrayte ov me! Hehehe! Issent it grayte???He rote me a messidge inside:Aw, that's ok, Chuck! Hehe!

He also did wun ov Dilly:(She went all silly arfter that.)

The cards cayme in a big box ov stuff:Lots ov pressies inside!
This wun for Dilly-
I like the drorin that Chuck did ov himself!It waz lots ov littol cups.
Dilly sez she can hav tea partys now, in her carsol.Thare wer things for Mummy, too:This is for puttin hot pans on wen sheez cookin.
It sez that Wyoming is calld "The Cowboy State".
Yeeeharr!!!!!!He also sent Mummy a new magnet for the fridge dor, so she can hang mor ov my grayte artwerk on it:Thare waz a book for Daddy. It's grayte. It's all abowt ware Chuck livs in Merryka, an it eevn haz picshers ov Bears in it!See that big hill thing on the frunt cover? He sent a minacher wun to Mummy. She sez it's a thimbol. But I think it lookslike that hill:Hey, is this the weird hill that that man mayde owt ov masht potato in Close Encownters???
I rekkon it is, or if not it looks a lot like it!! Better keep an eye on the vegetabols rownd heer...

Heer's my present!It haz a Bear on it, eetin hunny! Wa-heyy!!!
It's fer puttin pens in....................... but I pertendid that I thort it waz a toylet an shokt Dilly! HEHEHE!HAHAHAHA!!!!!!Don't worry I dident reelly. I took sum pensils owt ov my uther pot an put sum into my new wun rite away:AND! AND AND AND! Auther Bear! Look! This is from Chuck's cuzzin Lolly,Look! He haz a tayle! HAHAHA!Arnt they grayte presents?!

I put my card next to Daddy's. He got lots ov cards from children wen skool endid. They sed thankyu for teechin them an lots ov them gayve him boxes ov choklits too. An ORFUL LOT ov choklit, akchewly, so weev all be helpin him to deel wiv thoze.WOW! Wat a grayte serprize it waz! THANK YU,CHUCK!!!!!!!! It waz grayte to heer from yu an yor pawtrayte ov me is ace!

It all corzd a tempry truce in the marshmallow cannonball bombardment from Dilly's carsol. We Bears ar gettin a bit fed up ov that, to be onnist, eevn Sam, eevn tho he just eets the cannonballs.

Cowntermezzurs ar in plannin stayge....

Bye fer now!

Anuther pawtrayte! Wa-heyyy!!!!!! But thunder. Booo!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: yes, they had a frendly an beat Avery (wich I dident kno waz eevn a playce, I thort it waz a retirement home fer berds) 4 - 1. Our viktry waz probly dew to Mummy buyin 7 new pairs ov pants from Tesco's, an lettin me giv them a Sellabraytory Graduayshun Frolick all eevnin.
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes- pants! Still no washin masheen an Mummy is gettin nervuss abowt runnin owt. It helpt that I've serruptishly hidden sum as well. Jhee jhee jhee.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
• Day Score: 8/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Zach, from Debbie's Bears haz posted this grayte pawtrayte ov me!Wat is reelly REELLY amayzin is that I akchewlly hav a jumper jus like this! Look!Wa-heyyy!

This is Zach, in the middol. He is sittin between Scrappy an Carly. I like their pet dog. (An don't worry, Scrappy an Zach, I kno jus wat it's like to hav a sister obesst wiv PINK!!!)I am very flatterd to hav all theez pawtraytes drorn ov me! It makes all me beads go tingly! Hehehehe!!!! Thanks, evrywun!

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This mornin we went into town an at ferst it was reelly hot an sunny. Thare wer lots ov peepol owt shoppin, an we had to park on the roof ov the car park! Mummy took sum fotoes ov the roofs over the town, then stuk the fotes together to mayke this long pikcher (clik on it to mayke it bigger!):

This issent in the larst pikcher, it was just owt ov shot- but it is the very top ov the tower on the Town Hall. From the grownd it is so tall yu carnt reelly see much ov the statew, so Mummy took theez fotoes wile we wer on the roof. The statew is ov St Helena -Helena is Mummy's nayme!- an this is the patron saynte ov Colchester. She waz the dorter ov King Cole, an that's whare Colchester got it's nayme.Dilly likes the statew cos it haz dragon- types all arownd it, too (oh, good greef!):I waz havin a good mornin reelly, but then it.. it..... it.... it thunderd!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

An I dident hav my Emergensy Hug Pants wiv me!!!!!!

It waz reelly reelly scary. But I waz very brayve! I've sed it befor an I'll say it agen: jus cos I get scared ov thunder duzzent meen I'm not brayve cos if I wassent scared I wuddent need to be brayve an eevn if I still WAZ brayve, if I waz never scared I wuddent KNO I waz bein BRAYVE. So thare. If yor not scared ov thunder it duzzent meen yor brayver than me (tayke note, Dilly) cos if yor not scared yu don't need to be brayve!

SO. THARE.

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It rayned an rayned an rayned. An this an ideal time to show yu wat I bort larst munth to ferther my syentifik studys. A rayne gayge! An wow! Jus look at how mutch rayne we had today in the storm!

Eevn arfter all that rayne it is still very hot heer. I hope we don't hav eny mor thunder, but I am keepin a good serply ov pants neerby jus in cayse.

Bye fer now!!!

I kno lots ov creeaytiv-laydy-types, me.

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no- but they're playin tomorro, Sunday! Don't ferget to ware yor bloo things, speshly bloo pants!!!!
• Simpsons: yes- I recordid it and watcht it 4 times. Wa-heyy!
• Tesco: yes, we wer runnin owt ov stuff
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! /10
• Day Score: 7.9429618/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Mummy's been mischiffin. She did my pawtrayte an then put it on her blog. Bet she thinks I'm gonna put a link to it heer. But I'm not. Hahahaaa. Heer's her effert, tho-
Watcha think? I rekkon sheez mayde me look a bit porky. Still, never mind. Leest I've got me pawtrayte on the wall!

I had a grayte serprize in the post- from Mrs Nesbitt!!!!!

She had a competishun on her blog (I don't mind givin HER link) (hehehe!) to nayme a cuppol ov Bears: Well! I sergestid that wun ov them, the laydy Bear, lookt a bit like a Nerys. This is a Welsh nayme, I think, an her fur lookt a bit woolly, like a yung sheep (or sheeplet, as they're calld). This is the nayme that waz chozen fer her! An so, as a prize, Mrs Nesbitt sent me wun ov the Crismoss cards that she maykes wiv her own fare paw. Heer it is!-

I sorta gesst hoo it waz from!

On the inside it sez "happy Christmas, my gorgeous little star!" Hehehe! Oh gosh! It mayde me go all warm in me beads! Hehehe!

Thanks, Mrs N! I'm goin to send it to Lisa, just as soon as I've fownd her address!

ahhhh...issent she luvley?

Hehehee!

Bye fer now!

ps.

Oh, all rite. Heer's Mummy's blog link.