False advertising!!!!!

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!! 

Well I am bitterly disappoyntid....

Thare was a TV program on called 4Thought, an it sed it was "A Series of Brief Documentaries". 
I watcht it, an thare wassent a single pair of briefs in it. 

S'just not rite. Yu shuddent teez a Bear like that.
I'm goin to complain....

Pant-Cape Tchewsday frolics!

Latest scores:

• Gills: we playd York an got a nil-nil not-a-looz
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: Yes, mummy needid choklit
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10 got Daddy agen
• Overall Score: 7.76569/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!! 

Well lots ov yu hav had fun an frolics wiv Pant-Capes!

Heer ar sum fotoes that yoov bin sendin me-

Ferst this is Bertie, hoo livs wiv Bumblevee. Heer he is pre-lorch:

an..... oh deer!

 Bertie had grayte fun lornching off diffrent playces but got a bit cort up eech time! 
 Go hav a look at all his frolics heer! Bertie, wen yu hanged yorself I hope yu dident get hurt!

Next heer is Alexander Mackenzie Bear, Sandy for short!! He deesydid to onnor 2 tradishuns wiv his Pant-cape. Ferst, he is waring wat we call PANTS over heer, bein underpants. But he is also waring wat they call PANTS over the uther side ov the pond, wich is trowzers. The Internashonal-Pant-Combo resultid in a very long cape indeed! Very impressiv, I'm shor yu'll agree!

Wa-hey!!!!!!!!!!! Go see mor heer!!!

Now to Jerry an Ben.

 Heeeheheheheheeee!!!
Um, well they sed they will look for sum bigger pants an hav anuther go, cos theez wuns keep fallin over theyer faces like this an they carnt see wer to jump. It's a helth an safety ishue, peepol, be seeriuss! (Tho pants-on-heds is a grayte gayme in itself!)

Now over to Ostraylia to see Woolley Bear, hoo livs wiv Feronia.  Woolley Bear has a fine snouty face so is mor arrodynamic than me an duzz sum exslent lornches in pants. Heer's wun-

(note hat to keep ears warm as the air racing past them)

 Oooff! He did a mid-air flip an landed belly-up! Go Woolley!!!

OK time to show yu how I got on!
Alexander MacKensie Bear sent me theez fine pants! (Oh hek, Sandy, did I properly thank yu?? I do hope so..) Arnt they grayte? They ar flarge pants so come wiv the added bonus that yu can hardly see me in them:

  getting reddy....

an off!!!

 Ooooff!!!

Hehehee!

 Oh! Hallo Dilly!

Did yu want a go?

Yu can borro my pants, if yu like-?

 No? Oh allrite then...

Hehe Daddy Windowsill Bear likes theez pants.

They ar a perfick fit!!!

 Hehe they eevn hav a tail vent!!

Well!
I hav sayved the next athleet to the end cos of his very speshol effort! I'm shor yu will be imprest!
This Bartie, hoo livs wiv Granny K.  (clik link for full event cuveridge.)
Bartie yewsd his Daddy's long-johns an dident just jump, he absayled down the washing line!!! 
Heer he is, reddy to off (stop looking down, Bartie, stop looking down!)-

  Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

go Bartie go!!!!

 Hehe! A soft-ish landing in the snow, an his smile is restored!
Hurray!!!!

Hehe! Well if yu still want to hav a go, let me noe ware to find yor fotoes (link or email!) an I'll do anuther updayte at the weekend. 

Till then, happy frolicking!!!!!

Bob T Bear (esq)  

wa-HEY!!!!!! New Yorkers in theyer underware!!

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Gosh I havent blogd in a long time hav I?

I hav bin doin lots ov carftering still- Daddy was sik at Crismoss, then Granny was sik, now Mummy is sik. She is coffing an coffing an keepin us all awake! The dokter thinks it may be hoopin coff!! Hoop hoop! So enyway, I am tishoo ishooing and fetching blankets an cups ov milk..... I also bort Mummy sum new big fluffy slippers an she even wares them in bed cos she sez they ar so snug.

A side effeckt ov Mummy's bug is that she carnt larf. If she larfs she coffs an coffs an carnt stop an sumtimes is sik. SO! I hav had to sneek in heer an post this in seekrit cos it mite be dayngeruss for her to watch this!!

They hav had a day in New York calld "Ride the subway with no pants day" !!!

Oh my beads!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Woof! 
For a minit thare I thort... BUMS ON SEATS!! HAHAHAHA!
But then I rememberd that in Abearyka they call trowzers "PANTS".
PHEW!
But in a way this is even better cos it means THEY TRAVELLD WIV THEYER PANTS ON DISPLAY!

Hav a look!
Heer is a link to the story on the BBC an yu can see peepol in pants on the tewb.

It is snowing heer today. I wonder how cold it is in New York!!! HAHAHA!!


 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21008742

TTFN!!!!!!!!!

Bob T Bear (esq)

I'm quoted!

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I've been quoted! WA-HEY!!! 

"There's no mood so low that can't be raised by putting a pair of underpants on your head"- Bob T Bear (esq)

-it's now on a Vimrod cartoon mug! 

Go see here! 

 http://www.zazzle.co.uk/440_mugs-168536073002628696

Teehee!!! 

Hope you're all well!

TTFN!

Bob T Bear (esq)

Batman Pants!

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well I am hoping that normal serviss will be resewmd shortly. Meanwile I just wantid to pop in an share this grayte cartoon wiv yu! 

Issent it grayte? It's eevn better than yu think, cos the cats ar calld THE BOBCATS!!! An yu can see mor of theyer stuff heer: The Bob cats 

They ar 2 cats hoo werk in an offiss. They ar grayte. In wun cartoon, they photocopy theyer bottoms an put the pikcher on the offiss notiss bord, saying it is a pikcher ov the boss. Nun ov the uthers ar cats, they ar all peepol. But the cats ar the coollest wuns thare. They drink coffee an steel peepol's sandwiches. HAHAHAHA! 

TTFN! 

Bob T Bear (esq)

Art apreeshyayshun 2!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: No, but I did see Family Guy an it was so rood! Hehe! I larft so mutch I neerly burst my beads!
• Tesco: Yes. We bort sum speshol things for Sunday- it's Mummy's berfday next week an we ar having an indor piknik on Sunday to sellybrayte. Wen we got bak from Tesco, I had to hide all the choklit stuff so that Mummy wuddent eet it awl in wun go.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9. Rats! That Sam is getting well good at this. /10
• Overall Score: 7.6389000001/10

HULLO BEARS AND NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I'm glad yu liket wat I did to that larst paynting. Thank kew for yor messidges ov encurridgement re. my talents as a paynter and art apreeshyaytor.

Heer is a fine pikcher that I took a foto ov in the summer wen I was owt wiv Mummy, Daddy an Granny. We went to a cafe calld 'Le Rouge' wich is French for 'our porshuns ov cayke ar enormuss so we ar wun ov Mummy's most fayvrit playces to eet'.

Inside, the walls ar cuverd wiv lots ov diffrent pikchers. Wen Mummy went off to the loo I followd her, cos I thort, 'I wunder wat pikchers they hav in THARE??' Hehehee...... look!

PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!

I've never been to France, but if this is how they dry theyer undies I may hav to....

Heroes an nittin an mowntenuss pants!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: YAY!! We did a 'frendly' match wiv Braintree (full nayme: "Tree Dwelling Scum hoo carnt spell 'Brian'") an we got a 1-1 not-a-looz. BUT!!! I got to sit rite neer my all time hero, Andy Hesentaylor, hoo is thayer manager, an a player was sittin thayer too, he waz calld Iffy. It was grayte to sit wiv my heroes!!!!!
  
• Simpsons: No, Granny duzzent like them. But I hav startid to press the red button an record them, an then I'm goin to sneek downstairs at nite an watch them wiv the uther Bears, perhaps wiv sum scooby snaks.
• Tesco: No. Disgraceful! I am gettin withdroral symptoms from lak ov trolley-riding.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: serspendid- Mummy is kwite snotty laytely.
• Overall Score: 9.8/10- purely cos I got to sit wiv my heroes at footie!

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Sorry for blog delay. Tons ov stuff to do heer.

We had thunder storms, too, so I spent a wile under a pile ov pants. A veritabol mownten, akchewally, ov pants. Yu can never be overpantayshus in a thunderstorm, I find.

-An it waz kwite nice in thare. I waz considering hollowing owt a permanant cave dwelling motif in them. But then Mummy cayme to put them away. HA! I stufft them AWL into Daddy's pant dror an got in. For days, they both had to come to me an hav theyer pants ISHOOED. It waz grayte. I like bein an ishooer. I like bein the Keeper Ov The Pants, too. Then today, Mummy trikt me owt ov the dror an took awl her pants bak wile I wazzent looking......

Enyway! Look wat my Granny nittid for me!!

Do ya think I'm sexy? WA-HEY!

Mummy is teeching herself to croshay, yu see, an arskt Granny to show her how to nit, as well. Mummy sed nitting looks harder, so sheel stik to croshay. Granny sed, ok, but I'm nitting Bob a jumper....

Dit's a pullover. They call it dat cos yu pull it over yer fayce. It's still hot heer, so I won't be waring it mutch yet.

Bye for now!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good news, an mor pants, wich is eevn MOR good news, issent it?!!

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: Yes. We got a 1-1 not-a-looz
• Simpsons: No: I don't often get to see them theez days, altho Mummy likes to see Family Guy an I hav startid to watch it alot cos it tends to be rood!!!
• Tesco: No: do yu noe, Mummy went to a Tesco 5 TIMES in the larst week WITHOWT ME????!!! I shud get her sakt.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 I'm a champ /10
• Overall Score: 7.698

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

THANK YU ALL for wiggling yor extremitees for Stardust. She has updaytid her blog an it is wunderful to reed that she is OK!!!!! She issent blogging much for now cos they hav to sayv the lektrisity for things that ar most important. I think I will get her sumthing nice nex time I am in town, a nice present to mayke her smile. She is expektin her own Bear cub, yu noe. A boy wun. They ar the most fun type.

*** *** *** *** ***

Jerry sent me a nice foto ov his toes:
Wow thoze ar neet flip-flops, arnt they? An wiv thoze shorts, he is reelly reddy for the spring!!!
Thanks, Jerry. Mummy, speshly, enjoyd that, as she haz a thing abowt toes. (Speshly cat toes, wich she sniffs at eny opportewnity.)


AND NOW..... MOR PANT CAPERS!!!!

I hav reseevd mor fotoes ov Bears in thare pant capes, sum wiv step-by-step falling record. Hurrayy! I hope yu enjoy them!

Heer is Woolley. He livs wiv Feronia in Ostraylia an desydid to try a dive off his armchair:wooof!

phew! Heez ok!!

Next up is Bernie. Bernie livs wiv Bumblevee in Canada. He's a FDB Bear (Front Door Bench).

He wantid to ware a helmit for his dive, so as well as bum pants he got hold ov sum lady-bump-pants, for his hed!! Heez a cheeky Bear arfter my own hart!!!!

Bumblevee sed-
'he was a bit nervous...and wobbly.... and...his pants fell down and his helmet fell off
I tried desperately to steady him and get him re-organized....'

'...but, then he panicked...and fell off before he was ready.... it happened so fast he was a blur...'

'and got cort up in his bra...er...I mean his helmet.....'

'acckkkkkk!!!...but, then he laughed so hard it fell off and he wasn't choking anymore....whew....'

'All the other bears had a good laugh too.... and he went back to his favourite safe place...the bench.....'

Beanie sent in this foto of Tango, hoo livs wiv them in the south ov England:

Tango took time to chooz eggsakly the rite pants. Aha! BLOO wuns! Good choyce, Tango!!

An heer is littol Douglas! He livs wiv Alphonse an Snowy, hoo sent thare fotoes in larst time. Wen Douglas sor them he got extra brayve an went for it!!Thare he is, at the frunt! If yu skwint, yu can see him!
Ware'd 'e go?

Oof!

I hope they dident get hedaykes!

Grayte stuff!!!!

See yu agen soon!!! (Or as soon as I can get my sekritry to attend to her typing dewtees agen! Pah!)