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Showing posts with label pant circle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pant circle. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Don't menshun the war

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: restin
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, an Henry cayme too, but we dident get much ov a ride in the trolley cos we stoppt to say hullo to a doggy wiv big ears hoo waz waytin for his Mummy outside the shop, an Daddy went ahed wiv the trolley to the car. Poo! Nice doggy tho!
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! I'm a champyun at this /10
  • Day Score: 7.43291/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Thare's a alot ov football on telly at the moment an larst nite France waz on, playin Italy, so my cuzzin Henry, hoo is a Frenchy-type, waz on the end ov the coffee-taybol, watchin.

Unfortewnitly he fell off wen he waz shaykin his paw at wun ov the Italyen players for trippin a French player over. Grayum poyntid owt that the Frenchys had dun the sayme sort ov thing, an wun ov them had eevn been sent off for bein norty! HEHEHE! An I sed that that waz typikol ov a French sort, not stayin till the end! Then Henry realized that this waz a joke abowt the secund werld war, an sed that my Irish sorts wernt eevn in it, jus like they wernt eevn in this football competishun.

WELL! We had a rite punch up arfter that! An Daddy got Grayum to come in an seperayte us. But wat a cheek! Cos he startid it enyway. Sort ov.

We sat at diffrent ends ov the sofa for a wile an then Mummy sed, "Wy don't yu 2 share this choklit an be frends?" Choklit? I thort. Okidokee. It's werth bein frends if there's choklit. But then we red the wrapper an it sed it waz Italyen! HAHAHA! We had a good larff abowt that, eevn tho it wassent the best choklit.

Today, Mummy sed she wantid to see that we had all mayde up agen so weer havin a Pant Party.

Eevn DOgcat/Catdog is joynin in:If ownly Adolf an co had got their pants owt, the war wud hav not ownly endid a lot sooner, but it wud hav ternd into a grayte party as well!Wa-heyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

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An now a speshol rekwest....

Calamity Jane had a big operayshun yestaday, wen she had her kidney trarnsplarnt. If yu get a minit, wy not pop over to her blog an leev sum nose hugs? That way, wen she comes home an logs on, she will feel all huggd an it will mayke her smile!!

Bye fer now!


Saturday, March 01, 2008

Bears ar very helpful indeed.

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Day Score: 7.43296/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

The other day, Mummy did lots ov washin, incloodin lots ov pants. We Bears, bein helpful, took them upstaires for a good frolickin befor they went into the cubberd.

Wantin to mayke shor we did our job thorerly, we wer still up ther frolickin pants wen Daddy cayme home. He told us to put them away. Well! Yu carnt hurry a good frolick! An yu shuddent interrupt a Bear mid-frolick. As I sed to Daddy, we may be cewt, but don't ferget, we can do ferroshus.

Enyway. We reecht a compromize. (A compromize is wat yu do wen Daddy won't admit he got it rong.) Daddy sed we shud leev the pants an come downstaires but we protestid. So he sed,

"OK. Yu can bring down sum pants wiv yu, but just two pairs between yu."

So that's wat we did:
As yu can see from this foto ov us: ther ar ownly two pairs ov pants between eech ov us.

Hehehehehehehehehehee!

Enyway, weer off to Granny's this weekend. Me an Daddy ar goin to watch Gillingham play too, so on wiv yer lukky bloo pants, evrywun, an weel see yer on Munday!

Hav a good weekend!

Bye fer now!