Gettin packt an off we go & HEY! Wat's that on the raydio? (Cor that rimes)

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: yes: we playd Milwall (Full nayme- Milwall Scum) an got a not-a-looz
  
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 (got Mummy) /10
• Day Score:7.056291/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well I'm not shor wat to mayke ov this! For 2 days it waz brite bloo sky an sunshine an Mummy waz doin gardnin an sayin stuff like "I'm plarntin gerayniums", an then today, the day we drive off on holidays, it's snowin!!!! It's mad, I tell yu!!!! It will be fun, ov corse, if I get to bild a snowbear on holiday but I had rarther hopet to be runnin naykid throo the trees an frolikkin in the bloobells. Hurumpff!!

Enyway. I'm packin for all evenchewalitys. As well as my big duffol coat an boots, this is wat I'm taykin:
TOP ROW: hat, scarf, hoody, big dungarees for muddy walks, nite shert for cold nites;
MIDDOL ROW: Dogcat, T Shert, push push car, lukky dukky, satchell (Phytheas's Mum mayde me that!) gluvs on string so I don't looz them, sun glarsses in cayse the sun comes bak;
BOTTOM ROW: shiney penny collekshun for sooveneer shoppin.

There! I rekkon that's abowt it. Now I hav to go an help Mummy pak. Larst nite, she got all the clothes she wantid to pak an put them in a pile so that all she had to do today is put them in a cayse wiv her toothbrush an laydy-stuff. (All laydys hav a littol bag ov stuff an nun ov us boys kno wat's in it.) Well! DO yu kno wat she sed as she was fallin asleep larst nite??? "Oh no!" she sed, "Bob! BOB! I didn't get eny pants owt!"

So as yu see, oviossly she needs help.

Behayve yorselfs wile I'm away!!!

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If yu hav a few minits over the next few days, hav a lissen to this!!!!!!

If yu carnt see it heer, it's on YouTube here.

This issent reelly a video it's a recordin off the raydio, but Mummy cuddent mayke a sownd file so she stuk it to a video file insted. I just put sum fotoes ov meself on it for yu to admire wile yor lissenin.

PHYTHEAS alertid me to this grayte event this mornin- on BBC Radio 5 Live they did a report abowt peepol sendin petishuns to the Downin Street Website. Yu may remember, I sent wun to try to stop thoze fiends at Charmin maykin toylet payper wiv pikchers ov Bears on. Well! My petishun waz rejektid but it's still on the website, under "Rejektid Petishuns". This raydio report larsts 2 1/2 mins an they menshun me an my petishun at the end!!!!

WOW! I got a mench on the BBC! Yeeeharrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the tip off, Phytheas!!!!!!

Bye fer now!