Into My Birthday Suit....

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: yes
• Simpsons:no
• Tesco: yes, breefly, wich unless involving BREEFS, is no way to go to Tesco
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 but Granny punched me arfter I sneaked up on her, wich issent wat Granny's are ment to do, reelly, so I shud get anuver 5 at least, fer compensayshun /10
• Weekend Score:7.859/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Wa-heyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's finally heer.

The football season ended on Saterday, folks, an as my berfday is now heer, I took my Lucky Kit off an stept into my Berfday Suit.

I did so with a sellybraytory shuffle. Hav a luk:

If yu carn't see me heer, try heer.

Bak tomorrow wiv (I hope) news of presents, hats an cake. Bye fer now!

Weekend Report

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: yes- score 1-1, so a not-a-lose
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: yes- Mummy had a sudden choklit need. Her teeth grow bigger wen this happens an it can get scarey. Yu hav to get out the howse an find her sum choklit FAST. Luckily Tesco was still open.... women are WEIRD.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 12/10 Mummy tried to get me the same time as I got her but I ducked so I get to use the dubble-the-scor rule.
• Overall Score bit scary, really, so 7/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Yestaday was a bit scary cos there was a Earthquake near where Grandad lives. Not a big wun. We don't do big wuns in England. Just wuns big enuff to knock off chimneys, scare the cats an make peopol move out into tents where they get lots of free tea.

The odd thing is, it happened in KENT an also in SUFFOLK. Well, peeps, I liv in ESSEX, wich is the county in between these two. So how come it skipped us?

Well, folks, I shall tell yu how come........

MY LUCKY KIT!!!!!!

Yes, I am still wearing it. 3 weeks now. In this time the it has enshord the followin:

1. Gillingham hav stopt losing matches


2. I chose the winner of the Grand Nashonal


3. my team won University Challenge


4. a 4.5 earthquake skipt my county an moved on to the next

There! An yu know wat? Mummy STILL keeps telling me to take it off so she can wash it. Tsk! Onnistly, I don't know wat other proof I can giv her.

all hail the lucky kit

Bye fer now!

Winning Weekend!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: YES! We won!
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: yes, fer petrol
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10 the Bears at Granny's howse are all out of practice.
• Overall Score: 9.186/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

It was a grate weekend! Gillingham won by 3 - 2 against Port Vale. Port Vale is such a stoopit nayme fer a team- it issent even a place. Even. So there. An they lost. HAHAHAHAAA. SO, as I told Mummy, the Lucky Kit Combo (see photo!) stays ON fer another 2 weeks, till the end of the season. She reckons it needs a wash an even accewsed me of being a bit stinky. CHEEK! I snifft my armpits an they smell fine to me. As fer my shorts, well if yu don't want to know, don't go there.MInd yu, Grayum has been wearing the same top all this time too, an he is getting a bit ripe. Olden's do, yu know. They seem to accumulate rather than sweat.

Dilly is refewsing to sit with us. I was sooooooooooooo upset at that.

Bye fer now!

My Lucky Kit

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10 (got Daddy into a deep an filosofical argument an then got his nose! HAHAhahaha)
• Day Score: 7.392/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Regular observers of my blog will remember that I had a good weekend, cos Gillingham won, an I chose the wining horse at the Grand Nashional. WELL! Larst night I watched University Challenge (Daddy likes to shout out the answers, Mummy likes recognizing pieces of music that nobody else cares about, an I like to see if they brort a Bear). Only wun team had a Bear on it AN THEY WON!!!!!!

me watching University Challenge

close-up of my team's Bear!

I was giving all this sum deep Bear Thort larst night wen I realised that I hav never worn this kit combo before. It must therefore be Very Lucky Indeed. So I am not going to take it off till the end of the football season, next month. Mummy tried to grab it off me earlier, saying it needs a wash, but I ran an hid behind a pile of Daddy's shoes (she never goes too near them) an got away with it this time. How I shall fend her off for another month, I'm not shor. Wat if she takes it off me in my sleep? Oh no!!! Me an Grayum will hav to take shifts.....

my Lucky Kit combo

Bye fer now!