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Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes, an Family Guy too
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
• Day Score:7.832961111100000001/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Ms Creek emayled me this list of kwestchuns an sed I had to arnser them! Okeydokey!

Two names you go by:
1. Bob
2. Orsito (this is Spanish for "littol Bear" an Daddy sumtime calls me it wen I've bin cheeky)

Two things you are wearing right now:
1. a smile
2. nuthin else, I'm a nayked Bear today cos it's hot!

Two things you want very badly at the moment:
1. Gillingham to buy sum deesent players
2. Sum choklit peanuts

Two things you did last night:
1. Playd wiv the WIndowsill Bears

2. Let owt a partikewlarly ripe fart, which Mummy blaymed on Daddy.

Two things you ate today
1. Sum ov Daddy's choklit that he got for presents larst week, but don't tell him.

2. toe nayle (my own)

Two people you last spoke to:
1. Mummy, cos sheez reedin owt theez kwestchuns.

2. Dilly, to tell her to shut up an let me chooz me own arnsers.

Two things you're doing tomorrow:
1. It's a "T" day so I'll be playin wiv the Windowsill Bears.

2. I'll probly hav a poo at sum stage.

Two longest car rides:
1. Quito to a villidge on the coast, Ecwador, wen Daddy livd thare. It probly wassent that far but on Ecwador roades it took abowt 6 hours an was very bumpy an shook me beads all up.
2. Colchester to Harrogate in Yorkshire, about 4 or 5 hours, larst July.

Two favourite beverages:
1. Tea
2. Beer owt ov Daddy's glarss, or in my own littol wun if heez bein generuss.

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Thank kew for all yor messidges ov serport re Mr Woo, hoo haz gon missin from his home in Ostraylia.

ibeati sez:

I saw Mr. Woo in a rainstorm outside of Lake Placid , Florida . He had on a yellow slicker and hat

WOW!!!! Since then, I think he has hit British soil. Look at this laytest foto, in my emayle this mornin:I don't kno wy he is warin that marsk. He looks a bit like a Hiwayman dussent he? Hehehe!

Bye fer now!