Wat a serprize! -Look wat I fownd on holiday!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 7 Sam is DEFNITLY cheetin. He waz MUTCH mor serprized than this. He jus wuddent admit it. /10
• Day Score: 7.56789811200000000256/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Sumtimes yu find a villidge that looks well, a tad boring, at ferst. To a Bear, enyway. An then yu find sumthing that maykes yu go WA-HEYYY!!!!!!!

Tayke Castleton, for exampol. Dilly liket it, cos it had a carsol in it. But, uther than a fine choyce ov trees to poo behind, it had nuthin for the Bear. OR - SO - I - THORT.

Look-

A sleepy, innosent lookin playce.....

Ahhh... nice enuff to put on the frunt ov a box ov fudge:Big hills...

...look how littol this tree looks, growin owt the side ov a big hill....

deep valleys...Jus look at how hi it goze up! I meen, Daddy's tall, but look at him neer this!Heer's Mummy an me at the foot ov it. I bet yu carnt spot us!!!Now, sum hills ar just wastid. I meen, they're just thare, bein hills. Sum get a train tunnel goin throo them. An sum, if they're reelly speshol, get a cayve!!!! LOOK!BUT!!! That issent eevn the best part!

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

Yor not goin to beleev this!!!!

HAHA!

Gess wat this cayve is calld???

Gess! (Yu'll never gess!)

LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!That's rite! It's calld The Devil's Arse!!!!!!!! HAHAHA!

Behind the sleepy pritty cottidges an the rollin hills an cewt stuff, they've got a hewge cavern calld THE DEVIL'S ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAAAAAAAAA!

Oh boy, I larfft so mutch my bum neerly burst!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHA!

Bye fer now!

Lookin at things

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: no, I had a choyse: watch an episode I've seen 4 times, or go to Tesco. It wassent a Lisa episode, so...
• Tesco: yes, obviously.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 hahaha /10
• Day Score: 8/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Wen we wer in Yorkshire I notist that there ar lots ov hills. (I'm observant, I am.) An wen peepol go there they mostly look at those hills.

I'm good at lookin at things. Bein a Spy issent all abowt skiing downhill in a soopt up car an watchin laydies walk out ov the sea in just their undies (wa-heyy!). Oh no. A lot ov spying is jus lookin. So wen they sed we wer off fer a walk in the Dales to look at the vews, I waz alreddy kwite prepared.

Heer we all ar, owt fer a walk:

L-R: Daddy, Dilly, me, Mummy. Exsept it's a shadow, so weer reelly R-L. Possibly.

There ar lots ov fields, an they go mostly up an down:

Note man in red suit. Obviussly not a Spy.

They hav lots ov old walls mayde ov stone, to divide up the fields:

Sumtimes the trees hav grown throo the walls. They're a tuff lot, up in Yorkshire, they ar:
I waz worreed that there wer Zulus comin over this hill, but they ternd out to be anuther wall:

Walkin fer miles is hard fer a Bear of littol legs, so they put in gates heer an ther fer us to rest on:

It can even be exorstin fer the sheep:

eevn the yungsters:

Tomorro I'll tell yu a bit abowt the town we stayd in, an wat Grayum did on holiday (not much).

Bye fer now!