Gills: no
Simpsons: yes
Tesco: no, an Mummy got food from M & S wen she waz in town. M & S is ok for pants, in fakt, thare pants ar pritty good frolickin mateerial. But thare's no exkewse for gettin food thare. Not wen yu hav a loyalty card for Tesco. Sum peepol don't kno wat loyalty is. I do. I'm a Bear. Hewmans ar fikkol.
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
Day Score: 7 an a bit./10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!
Do yu remember, in the ortum, we put a hedgehog hybernayshun box in the garden? Well, our hedgehog, or
hedgermahogin, as Mummy calls them (porze for sye) haz emerged from his hideaway.
But he issent very brayve, as hedgehogs go. Heer ar sum fotoes I cort ov him the uther nite.
He had just come owt ob his howse, an waz just abowt to tuk in to the supper Mummy had put owt for him, wen anuther, bigger, hog appeerd! I don't kno whare he cayme from cos I wassent lookin that way. He must hav rayced across the lawn top speed!!!
Well our littol wun just froze an tryd to tuk his snowt in to mayke himself smaller. He jus let the bigger hog eet all his stuff!!!
Heer he is panickin an sayin, ooo, ooo, ar yu goin to leev me ENY????
Por wee thing moovd a wee bit now an then just to sniff the dissappeerin food, but he let the big hog eet it all..
Then he must hav thort, "Oh no! He stole my supper! Wat if he wants my howse too?" an so he ran bak into his howse. The uther wun followd but ours mayde grunty noizes the big wun went away agen.
This is how scaredy our hog was- look at this foto an yu can see a damp spot whare ours sat an watched the big hog eet his food! It issent wee, it's sweat, from whare he was affeard!!
Mummy put owt mor food for him an vencherly, arfter an hour or so, he poppt owt agen an ate it. But now this seems ot be all he duz- he comes owt at nite, eets, then goze bak in his howse. This issent wat hogs shud be doin! He shud be owt an abowt, forragin an explorin an bein a hog.
Mummy thinks he is wun ov larst yeer's baybys an he duzzent reelly kno wat to do yet. In fakt, she rekkons, he duzzent eevn kno heez a hog. This is wy he waz scared ov that straynge big spikey monster that nite.
I've been talkin to him wen he comes owt an tellin him, I'm a Bear, an Bears ar brayve. If yu just imagin yor a Bear, that will help yu be brayve. (Helps for Mummy wen she goze to the dentist.)
Daddy jus sez, "Trust us to get the darft wun!"
Not shor wat he meens by that.
Bye fer now!
