Heroes an nittin an mowntenuss pants!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: YAY!! We did a 'frendly' match wiv Braintree (full nayme: "Tree Dwelling Scum hoo carnt spell 'Brian'") an we got a 1-1 not-a-looz. BUT!!! I got to sit rite neer my all time hero, Andy Hesentaylor, hoo is thayer manager, an a player was sittin thayer too, he waz calld Iffy. It was grayte to sit wiv my heroes!!!!!
  
• Simpsons: No, Granny duzzent like them. But I hav startid to press the red button an record them, an then I'm goin to sneek downstairs at nite an watch them wiv the uther Bears, perhaps wiv sum scooby snaks.
• Tesco: No. Disgraceful! I am gettin withdroral symptoms from lak ov trolley-riding.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: serspendid- Mummy is kwite snotty laytely.
• Overall Score: 9.8/10- purely cos I got to sit wiv my heroes at footie!

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Sorry for blog delay. Tons ov stuff to do heer.

We had thunder storms, too, so I spent a wile under a pile ov pants. A veritabol mownten, akchewally, ov pants. Yu can never be overpantayshus in a thunderstorm, I find.

-An it waz kwite nice in thare. I waz considering hollowing owt a permanant cave dwelling motif in them. But then Mummy cayme to put them away. HA! I stufft them AWL into Daddy's pant dror an got in. For days, they both had to come to me an hav theyer pants ISHOOED. It waz grayte. I like bein an ishooer. I like bein the Keeper Ov The Pants, too. Then today, Mummy trikt me owt ov the dror an took awl her pants bak wile I wazzent looking......

Enyway! Look wat my Granny nittid for me!!

Do ya think I'm sexy? WA-HEY!

Mummy is teeching herself to croshay, yu see, an arskt Granny to show her how to nit, as well. Mummy sed nitting looks harder, so sheel stik to croshay. Granny sed, ok, but I'm nitting Bob a jumper....

Dit's a pullover. They call it dat cos yu pull it over yer fayce. It's still hot heer, so I won't be waring it mutch yet.

Bye for now!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Bear Hero!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 HA!/10
• Day Score: 7.83269107/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I wassent reelly upset! Hahahaaa! But Chuck was cheeky tho! Still, he is a dragon, issent he? Hahhaa...

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Well, Peeps, I'm bloggin erly today in the hope that I can catch lots ov yu befor yu fynalize yor most important disizion ov the day: wat underpants to put on.

May I remind yu all that Gillingham ar playin today? An their charnses will be graytely improovd if yu selekt that nice, crisp BLOO pair on the left there. That's them. Grayte. Now giv them a littol frolick (wat Daddy duz iz, he leevs them on the bed wiv me wile he goze an haz a wash. I can then frolick them for him, bein as I am a helpful Bear) an get them on. If yor a man, yu'll need to do a littol wiggol next, then WA-HEYY! An weer all set for the day!

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Next, to a Hero ov a Bear hoo I'm shor wud hav enjoyd a dam good frolick, if pants haddent been rashund at the time. I meen ov corse, Voytek, the Polish Bear.

He helpt the Polish Army in the secund werld war. They adoptid him at ferst, but then, wen the army went to Italy, the ownly way they cood tayke him along waz if they enlisted him! So they did! He carreed lots ov their hevy ekwipment, inkloodin the hevyest bullets. Wow!

Voytek, sayin "Look, Kletchekovsky, it may hav startid as a gayme, but yu punch me agen an I'll hav yer arm off!"

Voytek, helpin to carry stuff on bord ship. For this he waz rewardid graytely wiv choklit peanuts. Pants, alas, wer rashund durin the war.

Arfter the war he went to Scotland whare he hung owt wiv the solgers, enjoyin a wee ciggy an a bottol ov beer. Wen the solgers went bak to Poland he moovd into Edinburgh Zoo whare he becayme a legend, an livd till 1963.

He is in the news today becos sumwun is rytin a book abowt him, an they want a stachew mayde to onnor him. I oviussly giv the campayne my hartyest approoval.

I also think that the gift shop at Edinburgh Zoo shud start to sell pants wiv pikchers ov him on them. Wa-heyyy!

Heer's a link to the story: heer!

Bye fer now!