On yer hed!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: No
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 but it shud hav bin a 10 but Grayum waz bein meen /10
• Overall Score: 7.26511/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I hav been havin fun with Fluffy today. She is loozin alot ov her hair an so I deesydid to mayke yewse ov sum ov it. Watcha think?


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I think I shall nit sum into a canny mustarsh reddy for Talk Like A Pirate Day this Sunday!!!! (Wat will YU be waring???)

Well it waz ownly fair to share, so I let Fluffy hav a go in my cowboy hat:

I think it must be a syentiffic fakt: if yu ar feelin down, an then stik sumthin on yor hed, it maykes yu feel better allreddy. Huzzarr! Giv it go! Let me noe wat yu put on yor hed an how it maykes yu feel. Pants, oviossly. They ar GRAYTE on yor hed. An tea cosys. Wat else???

Bye fer now!

Yeeeharrr!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No, but weer playing today, so lukky bloo pants on, evrywun!!!
  
• Simpsons: yes, it waz the wun ware Lisa is boss ov evrything. Lisa is so luvly, she is.
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9 /10
• Overall Score: 7.3/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I'm off to Granny's for the week agen.

Daddy thinks he's fixt the problem wiv the laptop, so I shud be abol to blog from Granny's this time!!! YEEEEEEHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!Keep warm, all!
I's be bak soon!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons:yes
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
• Overall Score: 7.632/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

No idea wat this flower waz, but it mayde a fine hat!

I tryd hard yestaday to post but our internet connekshun waz abowt as yewsful as a wig on a camel. It's a bit better this mornin but I ownly hav a few minits befor we go! So all the fotoes I prosessd for yu will still hav to wayte. Poo! But I thort I wud sneek in just this wun as it wud mayke yu larf :@D

I think it is just me an Dilly goin. Wiv Mummy an Daddy, ov corse, as I carnt kwite reetch the pedals in the car. Hehe!

Heer is a link to the town weel be stayin in (Hav a kwik look it haz lots ov fotoes!).
An heer is a littol map ov the High Street showin all the shops. Thare is wun calld Paws In The Forrest, wich is a Bear Adopshun Center!

The hotel weev got is an old Viktorian howse an its website sez it's horntid. I am taykin sum garlik. (Duzz garlik werk on gosts?)I shall also tayke a wite hanky cos I think I mite hide under it an pertend to be a gost a jump owt on Dilly. Ownly if I get bord, ov corse. Haha. An if she is bord too she will appryshyate that, won't she?

Hav a good weekend!

Bye for now!

New hat!!! I got a new hat!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: yes, we playd Luton (full nayme: Stinks -So-Much-They-Naymed-It-Arfter-A-Toylet)
  
• Simpsons: yes- wun we haddent seen befor!
  
• Tesco: yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: fergot abowt this. Waz dedycaytid to my hat, pritty mutch./10
• Day Score: 8/10 (new hat)

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I do luv it wen we get parsols!!!This wun waz from Mrs Nesbitt!!!! HURRAYY!!!!! it waz addressd to Mummy, but I hung arownd just in cayse... Mrs Nesbitt likes me, an yewzly puts sumthing in thare fer me!!!

Hmm.... lots ov seeds for the garden..... I waz very pleezd to note that marrygolds wer inkloodid...
Mummy waz pleezd wiv theez teezol wuns, as she sez they will attrakt berds, like goldfinches. I'm not that into berds, but goldfinches ar pritty cool-An... oh!! Heer we go!!! HAHAHAAA!!!Bob size pegs fer Bob size pants!!!!An an an.... oh boy! A pressie!
Wotizit?Ooo! A hat!!!Oh!
Hehehhee!
I had it on inside owt!!!!
This is better!
Now.... wat else?
A littol book that Mrs N mayde for Mummy, abowt gardnin;An sum flowery stik things.
I mite put wun ov thees nex to the marrygolds wen I plarnt them, an rite 'Bob' on the bak:Mummy mayde this card to say thank yu. I rote on the inside, eevn if it waz a bit too pink.
As fer the hat, it's so brill, I kept it on to watch The Simpsons in.This is my hat ov choice now. Yu may remember my uther wun:
Now, I do like the bloo culler ov this wun, but it offen falls off my hed if I hav to run abowt suddenly. The new wun haz a nice under-me-chin type strap, so this won't happen. Huzarr! THANK YU, Mrs Nesbitt!!!!!!

SNOWBEAR!!!! (An haz enywun seen my boots???)

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no, they canseld the gayme cos ov ice on the grarss. I rekkon they jus wantid to bild SnowBears.
• Simpsons: yes- I akchewly sor wun I haddent seen befor!
  
• Tesco: no, but the fridge is lookin emptier than a dragon's braine, so I rekkon weel go tonite.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: sespendid, to mayke mor time for Snow play.
  
• Day Score: 7.89634/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Ferst ov all, a few peepol cuddent see Dilly in the Crib so heer is a foto cunningly alterd to sutterly hylite whare Her Royal Snowtness is:

Nowun at Unkol Tony's howse spottid her, iver, preesewmably cos it's perfickly normal for a crocodragon in a pink silk dress to be seen in Bethlehem. I have to say, it was an exslent hideaway. Well dun, Dilly!

OK!
Now on to the SnowBear!!!!!!!!!!!

The snow waz kwite deep- Heer yu can see it comes up to my wayste, an I'm an 8inch Bear!!

It snowd Sunday and Munday an Daddy helpt us mayke the Bear- Sam an...er... Chuck wantid to joyne in, too...
Note our attire:

• Chuck wantid a beanie hat, so Mummy mayde him wun from wun ov her soks!!!
• Sam sed he dident mind the snow, an wassent cold cos he comes from Alaska- but cos MUMMY waz cold, she sed Sam had to put a jumper on. Mummy's do that. Jumpers ar wat yu ware wen yor Mummy is cold. Thare. Sed it.
• An me- I CARNT FIND ME BOOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! My luvly red welly boots hav disappeerd! Heer I am havin to ware my football boots. But they're not reelly mayde fer snow, so I cuddent stay owt long.

Note the SnowBear:

• He haz rownd eers. This is an important thing to remember wen doin a SnowBear.
• Sam took that uther pikcher. He likes my hat.

Daddy waz eetin the snow!!!
WAT the??????

Run away!!! Run away!!!!! Heez gon mad!!! Help!

Arfterwoods we had to put our clothes in frunt ov the fire to dry owt.
Heer, I'm doin me feet, Sam's doin his bottom an Chuck is jus doin a general barsk.

Grayum, hoo haddent joynd in owin to bein parst it, fownd sum likorish sukky sweets an brort them over for us. I think they may hav bin a Crismoss present to Daddy, but cleerly he duzzent want to eet them as it's Februery, so it's up to us agen! Chuck sed he haddent seen them befor. He thort they wer marbels.Dilly cayme over. She dident want a likkorish sweet cos she allreddy had a jelly crocodragon.The snow haz mostly gon heer now, but the laydy on telly sez that we mite get mor tomorro. Chuck sez that if it duzz, he wants to mayke a SnowWagon.

Weer gonna miss Chuck wen he goze bak to Wyoming. Heez not bad reelly. Wunce yu bild up yor immewnity heez ok. I think heez heddin home jus arfter Valentine's day. Dilly gets a bit coy an difencesiv if yu menshon it, but I rekkon Mummy's plannin sumthing for them. HA!

Bye fer now!

Gettin bak to normal...

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills:training, I hope
  
• Simpsons: yes, but it waz a silly Halloween wun. I don't like those. They allways seem to mess abowt wiv Lisa's luvly hair.
• Tesco: no, an Mummy went off to Saynsbury's. Pah!
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: we dident do eny /10
• Day Score: 7.32169/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well I think it's a bit off wen yor Mummy taykes a foto ov yu wen yor not well. Wud yor Mummy do that? I felt reelly not well the uther day. Er... the day arfter my berfday, as it happens. Must hav been a bug.

Evrything sowndid lowd an my tummy waz very odd.

My farts had gon all weird too. Sort ov like wen yu open a pakkit ov nuts an get that littol puff ov air. I always knew that they employd a small Bear to put farts into the bags! Well I cud hav earnt a fortewn....

I waz a bit sik in my hat.

Henri wassent lettin go ov the beer, eevn wen it had all gon....

I fownd theez foto's on the camra, too, from the party.....

Heer, I am explorin my new trouzers...

This is the offishul groop foto:, in wich LBBBJ haz akwired my trouzer hat. Note that Henry is still firmly holdin onto that beer glarss:

Seems Grayum lost his hat at sum poynt, an fownd sumwun else's, sumwun-else's-wiv-a-bigger-hed:

Speekin ov hats, Sam's hat had speshol eye-triangols cut into the brim:

Hehehee! I still hav sum Ginger Chewy Bears left. I think I'll go an investigayte them..

Bye fer now!

Jus mewsin....

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: yes, evenchelly an breefly. An "breefly" duzzent meen enything to do wiv pants. If it did, that overall scor down there wud be bigger.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:10 wa-heyy!/10
• Overall Score: 6.758/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well, as I was sayin abowt Bear statews....(hehehe!) I fergot to show yu a cuppol ov Bear statews that Father Crissmoss dropt off fer us:

Snowy Bears!

Thare waz sum discushun over wether they shud be put away wiv the Crismoss dekorayshuns, but I put my furry foot down! An so they remayne on the mantelpeece. An I shud think so, too!

My furry foot bein put down.

*****

I think I've now got the hang ov warin my new hat. In fakt, larst nite I wor it to watch a cowboy film in!:

Wa-heyy!

But today Dilly grabd it, an stuk streemers in it. She sed she wantid to play "The Two Musketeers".
Hmmm.... mayde me think 2 things:

(1) I'm shor this is sum kind ov sakrillidge, an
(2) it's worryin, but it kinda sooots her.

Meenwile, Grayum an Daddy wotcht "University Challenge". Wun ov the teems had a Bear! Yu kno, Grayum jus carnt see a Bear wivowt wantin to go up to them, tap them nose-to-nose an showt "Bear!", jus to confirm their Bearisity.

An ov corse, the teem wiv the Bear won! Hrayyy!

Hmmm... bit ov a foto-jernol today! Never mind. I'll think ov sum mor werds for tomorro. I've bin doin sum deep thinkin laytely, an I mite hav sum deep kwestchuns for yu.

Bye fer now!