Intervewing Bears

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: we playd MK Dons (full nayme; Milton Keynes Franchise Scum) an got a 2-2 not-a-looz. Then wen we got home, Granny had fownd an old video of us playin an winnin agenst Charlton (full nayme; cheetin non-Kent squatter scum) an it waz gratye to re-liv the memory an do a sellybraytory darnce up an down Daddy's arm.
• Simpsons: no- Granny duzzent put this on. I think the yello skin confewses her.
• Tesco: yes- went wiv Mummy, Daddy an Granny. I waz abol to demonstrayte to Daddy how grayte it is to shop wiv Granny - as she is very slow an likes to go from wun side of the shop to the uther an then bak agen and then off bak agen and agen. Daddy syed alot.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 wassent expektin that /10
• Overall Score: 7.63216/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Granny is moovin nex Therzday, to a littol bungalow neer us. She sez thare won't be room for awl her Bears thare, so sum ov them ar goin to come an liv wiv us.

I hav been bizzy intervewin all the Bears to see hoo is comin wiv us an hoo is goin to liv wiv Granny. Arfter awl, thare's rools in my howse. Thare's no room for anarkists. Anarky leeds to confewzion an mess. An if yu hav confewzion an mess, how ar yu goin to find yor emergensy hug pants in a storm?

To be onnist, I havent eevn menshund it to the reelly old sleepy Bears. I think they wud be ok wiv Granny. I think LBBBJ mite be too mutch for sum ov them. An bein intervewd mite just mayke them jump.

Today I hav been intervewin a cuppol of llamas. Granny reelly duzz liv wiv sum weirdos.

A Simpsons Bear!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
  
• -BUT WE AR PLAYIN TODAY SO PLEEZ WARE YOR LUKKY BLOO PANTS!!!!
  
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
• Overall Score: 7.6756272/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I luv watchin The Simpsons. I speshly like Lisa. I may hav menshund this befor, hehehe.
The uther day it waz brillyent as thare waz a BEAR on it, too!!

Do yu watch The Simpsons? Do yu hav a fayvrit carickter?


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Weer off to Granny's layter today, for anuther week.

Mummy sez that Granny will soon be abol to moov into her new howse up heer, so we won't be tooin an fro'in eny mor. Me an Daddy will still go down to Kent wunce a fortnite (is it troo that Merrykans don't hav fortnites??) becos we go to see Gillingham play. Maybe I will tayke Granny along for a gayme. She sed sheez never been. That serprized me. I'm shor I've seen uther Grannys thare... or maybe thay wer maskots.... or eevn our reserv teem....

Bye fer now!

That video I menshund....

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons:yes
• Tesco: yes
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: ???? I tryd to get that Alien but I cuddent find his nose /10
• Overall Score: 7.836/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Thank yu for awl yor messidges!

Mr Scooter did go to the V-E-T on Munday, an he sed that the woond waz doin ok cos Mummy had cleend it well. But still, he gayve Mr Scooter an antybiotick injekshun that shud larst a cuppol ov weeks. This meens Granny duzzent hav to worry bowt givin him pills.

I am havin a nice relaxin time bak at home an hav been doin lots ov pant frolicking.
It haz tayken a wile an a few attempts, but at larst, heer is the video that I cuddent upload larst week! I hope yu can see it now.



If yu carnt see it heer, try on the YouTube site heer.

I hope it is cleer tomorro as I still havent been owt on a bike wiv Mummy; it haz been kwyte frosty. Mummy issent botherd. Sheez been cuttin payper. She got a new paper-cutter an haz been goin arownd tryin it owt. Thare is crarft stuff all over the flor. Just so long as I don't get blaymed for it, that's all I say.

Bye fer now!

Mr Scooter's gon gunky.

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: We got a 0-0 not-a-loos wiv Yeovil (full nayme: Mangle-wurzling Yokull Scum)
• Simpsons: harf an episode. Mummy issent a good button-pusher.
• Tesco: yes, went wiv Mummy an Granny to get dinner. Tryd to steer the trolley down the Easter Egg ile agen, hopet to get anuther ov thoze littol Malteezer Bunnys. They're fab. But Mummy's willpower was stronger than yewzul. She must be feelin fat agen.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 that darsterdly Alien jumpt owt ov the cubberd under the stairs at me. Yep, he sneekt along. /10
• Overall Score: 7.639/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

We ar goin to hav to stay at Granny's an extra nite becos ov Mr Scooter.

Mr Scooter got into a fite wiv Tiggy- an lost.
Heez got a bald patch behind his ear, an a cuppol ov holes thare. Mummy issent shor yet if it waz clors or teef that did the dammidge.

She washt it all up an put on sum creem that smelt like the Dentist's.

A few hours layter, she chekt it agen an washt it.
This time it had startid to swell so she just nudged it gently an WOW! Loads ov GUNK cayme owt.

She washt an washt it an still mor stuff cayme owt. It waz gusting an fassinaytin. I wantid to hav a go at skweezin it but she sed I wassent allowd. It did look kwite satisfying- it lookt awl gon, then yu skwoze it agen an mor cayme owt. It waz PINK! Haha see thare, Dilly? The gunk waz pink. Mummy sed it waz a mix ov blud an pus. It went on a bit. I got bored an went for a sandwich. Wen I cayme bak, Mr Scooter had gon to bed.

Mr Scooter, on the sofa, pre-battle.

Mummy will desyde tomorro wether Mr Scooter needs to go to the V-E-T.
Sumtimes cats need medsins calld anti-by-ottics for gunky pus stuff. But uther times, if it's cleen an duzzent heel too farst, it can be OK.
Mr Scooter ways neerly 17 pownds an Granny carnt carry him in his carry-box becos she is too small an has old bones. So we hav to stay just in cayse.

They ar both in bed now. -Granny upstairs an Mr Scooter downstairs in his cuddly car.
Mummy is very tyerd an Daddy is asleep in the armchare wiv his hed lolling abowt like a bladder on a stik. It waz a stressful Valentine's Day reelly.

Fassinaytin stuff tho. Arnt bodys clever, prodewsin all that stuff owt ov noware? Fassinaytin. I told Dilly that I cud understand her obseshun wiv bein a nerse, but she sed I was gustin an that the pus stuff wassent wun ov the best bits ov nersing! How can that be?

Wish I'd had a go. I reelly do.

Bye fer now!

Hullo!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10- the Bears heer seem to hav got a bit lax at this gayme!! /10
• Overall Score: 7.681/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I mayde a video yestaday ov the snow an ov Granny an ov me mayking Granny sum tea to warm her up a bit arfter bein in the snow- BUT!!!! soddin blogger won't upload it. Niver will You Tube!!

I think maybe it is a bit big to be uploading from Daddy's laptop, that MITE be the problem. So I'll try agen wen I am bak home, wich shud be Sunday nite or Munday mornin.
But see, I hav been thinkin ov yu. I did try.

Wun minit it is sunny heer an the next it is so windy an cold that snow comes down sideways!

Tiggy, the stray cat from up the roade, is settold in the shed in a box. I bort a fluffy blanket for him from a charity shop, an Granny put in a hot warter bottol for him. He watcht them sort his bed owt, then got in an purred an purred. It sownded like an engine.

A new cheep shop haz opend in town an they sell alot ov biskits. ALOT. An sum ov them ar well posh. Mummy stokt up on sum. Er, alot. Hehee.

Theez ar sum ov my fayvrit biskits. They ar Beary nice :@}

Shortbred for Bears!

Mnyum mnyum mnyum...

That is all for now. I hope yu ar all OK. Next week is Harf Term Brayke heer so Daddy haz the entire week off werk. I hope it gets warmer cos I want to go owt an abowt, possibly wiv Mummy on her bike. I need a bit ov exploring. A Bear duzz, from time to time, yu noe.

Bye fer now!!!!!

Yeeeharrr!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No, but weer playing today, so lukky bloo pants on, evrywun!!!
  
• Simpsons: yes, it waz the wun ware Lisa is boss ov evrything. Lisa is so luvly, she is.
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9 /10
• Overall Score: 7.3/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I'm off to Granny's for the week agen.

Daddy thinks he's fixt the problem wiv the laptop, so I shud be abol to blog from Granny's this time!!! YEEEEEEHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!Keep warm, all!
I's be bak soon!

GOTTIM!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10- got Granny! /10
• Overall Score: 7.11165/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

We got home larst nite from Granny's howse.

I had left the uther Bears wiv a bloo-print ov a cunning trap I had devized for the Alien, and, as it waz a trap so cunning it cud hav wun a Cunning Prize from Oxford University, it werkt!!!!

Enyway, heer iz the bloo-print I drew for my Bear Speshol Akshun Skwod:


An heer iz the result! Ta-dar!!!GOTCHA!!!!!!!!!!
OK.
Now wat I am goin to do is keep him in the trap an DO HIM A GOOD TALKING TO.
I hope that wunce he noes the rools ov the howse it will be ok. Partikewlarly the rools on pant distribewshun. He is so hyper, I had to trap him ferst to mayke him be still long enuff to lissen to me, yu see.

ONNISTLY! Sum speesheez! They ar so attenshun-seeking! Pah!

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(Mummy sez she is serprized the Alien's pant-steeling antiks needed to be kertayled at all, as she thort he wud be mor at home wiv Daddy's soks, given that they too ar an Alien speesheez.)

( I think she waz bein a bit cheeky.)

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We ar heer for this week an then bak to Granny's for next week. We ar doin a wun week thare, wun week heer sort ov thing, so that Mummy can still keep an eye on Granny an help her wiv stuff. Daddy sez he reelly misses Mummy wen she is not heer, but I rekkon he haz a good frolik, judging by the amount ov his clothes that ar on the flor. Ha!

OK so far.....

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: Poo! We playd Swindon on Saturday (full nayme: Swine town Scum) an they cheetid an we endid up loozin 3-1. Eevn Mummy warin her lukky bloo pants cuddent sayve us agenst the reprobaytes.
  
• Simpsons: no, Granny issent reelly into this. Don't kno wy. She sez she duzzent understand wy they ar all yello. Duzzent seem to be abol to get over that bit.
• Tesco: no. An I am DYIN for a troley ride.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9 (granny K got me over the internet an I reelly wassent expektin that) /10
• Overall Score: 7.63987/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

We cayme home larst nite. Mummy calld Granny layte larst nite an Granny calld her this mornin to let her kno she waz still ok. So, so far, ok......

Mummy has pakt a bag an put it by the dor in cayse she has to go bak to Granny's kwik-farst!

Me, I am gettin up to dayte wiv the uther Bears. OH! An openin my post! Yu won't beleev wat Calamity Jane sent me! HEHEHE!!! I must get sum fotoes. I'll be bak an show yu! HAHAHAA!
I had sum Crismoss cards, too. Thanks! I'll foto them too.
Rite!
I'm off.... werk to do..... bak soon!!!!!!

Tum te tum te tum....

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No: an we wer ment to play the uther day, but the uther team, Acrington Stanley, calld it off cos they ar scared ov a littol bit ov snow, proovin wunce an for all that they ar cowardly scum.
• Simpsons:yes
• Tesco: yes
  Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10!! /10
• Overall Score: 8.210000001/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Just nipped in to the liberary to say HULLO!!!! I am still at Granny's but I carnt get online in her howse cos the pesky thing that BT gayve us to go online warever we ar DUZZ NOT WERK an I think it is a conspirassy agenst me, bein a spy an all, an I wuddent be serprized if it waz all down to sumwun from ASDA or sum scummy shop like that.

Daddy went thare, the uther day, yu kno. Yu see? If I am away from him too long, he reelly duzz let standerds slip!

I mite be home next week.... if so, I'll come an see yu all on yer blogs. I carnt wayte to catch up wiv yu all!!!!!

Nose hugs!!!!!

Happy New Year!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons:yes
• Tesco: yes, fer petrol
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
• Overall Score: 7.68/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Just a kwikky, this.
Thank yu for awl yor messidges, an also for the cards that I've bin sent!
I am online wiv a mobile fone. I think they call them cell fones in Merryka. Watever it is calld, it issent very reliabol. It keeps goin off. I keep tryin to blog, an it ups an sez "No". It jus duzzent understand I'm a Bear wiv a publik.

Enyway. Crismoss waz grayte! Farther Crismoss DID kno ware to bring my stuff arfter all, an I got sum ace presents, inkloodin a book on the histry of pants!!!!

We went home Munday but had to come bak Tchewsday mornin becos Granny wassent well overnite. She has a big lump an a brooze on her hed, but she carnt remember if she fell or hit sumthing. She also has a big blak eye. I am giving her hed hugs an maykin lots ov tea.

Daddy is goin home tomorro but Mummy is goin to stay an mayke shor Granny is all rite. They keep gettin a bit soppy becos they miss eetch uther an Mummy is very tired. I think she wud like to be at home riding her bike an doin arty stuff reelly. But she sed, Granny has to come ferst. So me an Dilly will probly stay an help owt. I am a helpful Bear, arfter awl.

I will get my fotoes sortid an if I get a good blogger connekshun I will put them up as soon as I can.

I hope yu awl had a good hollyday. I am lookin forward to bein abol to visit yor blogs an see yor pikchers!

Happy New Year!!!!

Puttin up Granny's Crismoss tree

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No, but we thrasht Stockport 3-1 the uther day- HUZARR!
  
• Simpsons: yes, 2 episodes- aint Crissmoss grayte?
• Tesco: yes, we went reelly layte!
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 got Henry wen he waz pozin in frunt ov a mirror. Innist that Bear is sutch a pozer he dident see me comin eevn wiv a mirror in frunt ov him. Tsk! /10
• Overall Score: 8.56932- it's gettin Crismossy!!!/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Hurray! Weer at Granny's!!!!

We had to call a car doctor owt an put in a new battery (funny, I never knew cars ran on batterys like that bunny) an we had to drive a long time to avoid snow an aksidents, but we got heer layte Munday.

Soon as we got heer, we helpt put up Granny's Crismoss tree wile Mummy cookt a beef stew, wich waz scrum an mayde me feel awl warm an cozy.

This is Granny's tree, wich I helpt decorayte.
Sum ov the decoraytshuns hav Bears on.
(In fakt, all the best wuns do.)

This is Granny's "crib" wich haz an awful lot ov dragons in it!!

Heer is our Advent Calendar. Yu get a pikcher behind eech windo, an they ar numberd 1 to 25. Yu open wun a day, startin on 1st December. Yewzly they stop at 24, but this wun haz an extra wun for Crismoss Day!

This is windo number 24, the big bloo wun. I bet that the pikcher will be ov peepol in a staybol. It yewzly is on day 24. Perhaps number 25 will hav Santa?

Thare issent as mutch snow heer but it is still enuff to mayke Miss Fluffy grumpy abowt havin to go owtside for a wee. Mr Scooter issent botherd. But sumtimes Mummy carrys Miss Fluffy down to the end ov the garden to her pee patch. Wen she carrys her she tuks her in under her jakkit to keep her warm an dry. Granny sez Mummy is spoyling her but Mummy jus sez that's wat cats ar for!

Heer Mr Scooter demonstraytes that no box is too small for a cat to fall asleep in.

Arnty Jo an Hazel cayme to see us today but I cuddent find the camera so I carnt show yu the Bear size caykes we had! They wer calld French Fancies apparently an so Henry, my French cuzzin, thort they wer awl for him! I soon showd him!!

Me an Dilly hav reseevd presents from Julie!!!!

Dilly wiv her present from Julie, under the tree.

Heer's mine! Julie yewsd speshol Bear payper! Wa-hey!

I do hope I get mor as well. I don't meen to sownd ungrayteful, Julie, if yor reedin this, but seein yor present for me has reelly got me in a gettin-presents mood now, an an an I just realized a terribol thing-

I FORGOT TO RITE A LETTER TO FARTHER CRISMOSS!!!!

an eevn werse-

I DIDENT RITE AN TELL HIM WARE I'LL BE SO EEVN IF HE DUZZ BRING ME STUFF WILL HE DELIVER IT TO GRANNY'S HOWSE?????

Oh my! Oh my! Now I am reelly worreed. I don't kno wat to do. Do yu think he will be in eny ov the shops still? Or will he be too bizzy an be wrappin stuff up? Maybe I cud go an see him in a shoppin sentor an tell him that I won't be home I'll be at Granny's an sorry I dident rite.

Enyway I AM a good Bear. I AM. I hope I do get stuff. I'd like sum choklit peanuts, an an an sumthing funny like a book on pants- hehe!- an an an oh I don't kno sum uther stuff for cheeky Bears. Maybe if he reeds my blog he will kno wat to bring me an ware to leev it....... do yu think?

I hope I can log on agen this week!!! This mobile internet connekshun issent very relyabol, so if I carnt get bak on heer, hav a grayte time, evrywun!!!! I'll be thinkin ov all my blogger pals :@} I tell Granny awl abowt yu, yu kno!

MERRY CRISMOSS, EVRYWUN!!!!

Wy, hullo thare :@}

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons:yes
• Tesco: yes
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10- got Blueberry Bear. Hah! /10
• Overall Score: 7.2165/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

So weev sort ov got the laptop werkin. A bit. A *bit*. Carnt stay online long cos it keeps havin a sulk. Onnistly, I've been tryin to coax it into life awl week so that I can get on heer. I did vizit the liberary for a bit, to yewz their compewter, but it waz full ov Ruskies. An Poles. Mummy rememberd enuff Polish to arsk them to be SHUSH! PLEEZ BE KWYERT! But I dident understand the reply. Mummy sed she dident either, but gesst she wuddent reelly want to.

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Granny is gettin better, I think. My hunny on toaste helps. I also hav sum speshol porridge calld Paw Ridge. Reelly it's ment for Bears but I let her share it. PawRidge is grayte stuff. It eevn has its own website, heer- it's grayte! It haz gaymes to play an also yu can vizit the cabins of diffrent Bears (an onnerabol Furrys, like Chinchillas...) check it owt!!!

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I almost despair ov wat my Daddy gets up to at home wen I'm not thare. Reesently he went to see Gillingham play agenst a London team calld Leyton Orient (full nayme: "Leyton not in the Orient at all but yu can smell them from thare") wich my Unkol David serpports. He an Unkol Dave met up an watcht the match together an Unkol Dave asshord me that he wud ware his Gillingham hat for the eevnin.

Well HUH!!! -Cos he dident ware ENY hat, let alone a Gills wun. I reckon that he waz a spy for the uther team, and that wat happend waz awl his doin..... Pity I wassent thare (yes- Daddy went wivowt me. I haddent menshund that yet cos, kwyte frankly, nuthin serprizes me eny mor. I reckon he wud sneek off to the moon wivowt me if he cud, an I'm his cheef navigaytor...) if I had been thare I cud hav chekt Unkol Dayve's eers an fownd owt for shor that he is a spy for the underhand scummy oppozishun-

WAT HAPPEND??? WAT HAPPEND???? I'll tell yer.
Our team waz layte.
40 minits befor the match ownly 7 ov our guys had got thare. (YOR MENT to hav 11, an then sum spares sittin on the bench.) Enyway. Wun bloke went by bike an waz compleetly knackered wen he arrived and the captin got thare wiv jus 15 minits to spare. It waz at this poynt that serten persons realized that they dident kno hoo waz bringin the kit. In fakt eevn the guy hoo waz bringin the kit dident kno that he waz bringin the kit, so they had no kit. Arnser? They wor Leyton Orient's spare kit, wich was blak an -get this- HAD RED DRAGONS ON IT- wich eevn Dilly, the most dragon obsesst creecher this side ov Hogwarts, duzzent exaktly admire a grayte deel.

So... Yung eyes, look away now.




-Bugger!!!!!!!!!!Buger bugger bugger!!!

(warnd yu.)

We did not win. That's all I'm goin to say on the matter.
Ahem.

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Oh, and erm, Dilly is up to mischiff on her blog agen. Tsk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Plan is for us all to go bak home this Sunday. We ar awl nervuss abowt leevin Granny on her own agen. But it will be just for 5 days. I keep tellin Mummy this but she is still worreed. Gud job I am gud at hed hugs.

Bye fer now!

Hullo!

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Sorry not been arownd- can updayte agen at the weekend, I hope. We ar at Granny's still cos she wassent well agen. We Bears ar stayin heer cos weer good carfterers. Daddy is bringin the laptop down tomorro so I can get bloggin agen!!! Rite now I am in a liberary yewzing their pewter but it issent as good as mine. Wa-hey! Hav to go befor they log me off. We ownly got it for a few minits!!!

Nose hugs!

I liket this week. Grannys ar fun.

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No- but pleez ware yor bloo pants today cos we ar playin in a cup gayme!!! (hed or bottom; duzzent matter wareyu ware them.)
  
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no, but we hav gon lots this week tho
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: I rekkon I cud hav got a 10 off Granny but Mummy sed I mussent mayke her jump rite now. Perhaps it's cos sheez small. All Grannys ar small, but wen my Granny sits on the sofa her legs don't reech the flor. In fakt, they don't eevn dangol proply theyer not long enuff. Enyway if I mayde her jump she mite fall off it. /10
• Overall Score: 7.600001/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

It's ok me an Henry mayde up. But not in a sissy way. We shook pors an did a manly thump on eech uther's showlders. On condishun that I can larf an giv him a shuv wen France gets beeten by North Korea so they won't get the Werld Cup enyway haha.

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An THANK YU THANK YU THANK YU evrywun hoo took part in Dilly's poll an votid NO to her proposal that I be cuverd in catnip. We wun! BEAR POWER!!!! Hurrayy!!!

Hehehehe!

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Well layter today we ar off to tayke Granny bak home. I shall miss her. Sheez funny. She nods off in the middol ov CSI like Daddy duzz, but the diffrence is she waykes up evry 8 minits wiv a littol snorty snor, wharaz Daddy jus sleeps throo to the middol ov the next episode an then arsks wat happend to the man in the car (wat car? "The wun that waz shot at." Wat car? "Yeah, at the beginnin." No, that waz the larst wun, Daddy. "Wazit? Hav I bin asleep?...") Yu mite like CSI or yu mite not, but I bet yu dident think yu cud hert yor beads larfin at it, did yu? But between them I cud bearly hold in my seams I waz gigglin so mutch.

Mr Scooter an Miss Fluffy ar goin home too. They originerly wer goin to stay heer but Granny will miss them too mutch so they ar goin home. Nuffin to do wiv bein scaired ov bein cuverd wiv catnip, ok? I'm brayve.

Not that bein scaired means yor not brayve. If yu wernt scaired yu wuddent kno yu wer bein brayve, wud yu? An yu wuddent NEED to be brayve if yu wernt scaired. I'm jus not, that's all.

(Not scaired. I don't mean not brayve. Cos I am.)

Scrummy dizzerts.... an HELPPPPP!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons:yes
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 6 (I waz hewmerin Zed) /10
• Overall Score: 7.26115/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Lots haz been goin on heer at Granny's.

At the weekend, Daddy cayme to vizit. Do yu kno, he went to Football on the way- WIVOWT ME!!!!! Onnistly. I am owt ov his site for wun week an allreddy he is off doing stuff wivowt me. It jus shows yu. I am a much under-apryshyaytid Bear. Sumtimes I find myself wundering if he reelly diserves me.

Enyway.... on SUnday we awl went for a drive. We went down lots ov country laynes to show Granny the larst ov all the ortum leevs. It waz fun an we sor lots ov bunnys.

We stoppt at a crarft sentor an had Sunday Lunch. I waz a very geneross Bear (as is my ilk) an I shared all my dizzerts:

Heer is me sharin my coffee an walnut cayke wiv Daddy:
Heer is me sharin my lemon cheezcayke wiv Granny:
Heer is me sharin my treekol tart wiv Mummy:

See? I's geneross. I's WELL geneross.

This Sunday we ar awl goin bak home! An we ar taykin Granny too! She is coming to stay for a week. We ar also goin to bring the cats to liv wiv us now as they needs lots ov carfterin.
Heer is ware I need yor urgent help!!!! Dilly keeps tryin to put catnip on me!!!!! She is eevn runnin a poll abowt it on her blog. Pleez can yu go an vote "NO"!!! I'm allreddy small an the sayme culler as a mowsie. Mr Scooter an Miss Fluffy don't need eny mor encurridgement!!!!

Bye fer now!