I am a small brown bear
.... navigator, tissue-issuer, steely eyed spy,
football fan and Agony Uncle! Now that you've found me, sit back, relax, sip some tea and dunk a biscuit, and let some Bearissity into your tortured life. Ahhhh. See, better already, isn't it?
WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".
Gills:Yes! We beat Stockport Cownty (but thare is no cownty calld stockport wich just goze to sho wat cheetin scum they ar) 2 - 1!!!
Simpsons: No. But I did see Family Guy an it was rood!
Tesco: Yes, we did a big shop so I had time to frolik in the pants sekshun an then I rode on the trolley all the way to the car.
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 got Daddy just as he fell asleep agen arfter his alarm wen he thort he waz safe hahaha /10
Overall Score: 7.68682/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!
Heer's a pikcher ov me arfter the totcheruss bath I was put throo. Mummy at leest thort to rap me up in sum pants for a towel arfterwerds, to lessen the trorma.... As yu can see, my ferrr went a littol bit on the rong side ov spike. So I dident go owt for a wile.... then Grandad Poppa an Granny Ireland cayme over from Ireland for a few days, so we went to meet them....
it waz a rainy day, wich is wy Dilly is warin her silly rain hat, eevn INSIDE the car-As soon as we met up wiv Granny Ireland, she arskt Grandad Poppa, "Ware did I put that choklit I bort for Bob?" OH MY!!!! Granny Ireland bort ME choklit!!! JUST for ME!!!! Nowun elss got eny!!! Speshol Bear choklit from Betty's tea rooms, up in Yorkshire! They had been up thare ferst, I ferget wat they went thare for, probly just to buy my choklits.
THANKS, GRANNY IRELAND AN GRANDAD-POPPA!!! YOR ACE!!!!
Gills: YES!!!! Weev won TWICE since I waz larst heer!!! All Hayle the lukky bloo pants!!!!
Simpsons: yes, an Family Guy too, wich waz kwite rood
Tesco: yes! I had a good ride in the trolley an wayved at the laydy at the cash till.
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 20- me an Sam both got Daddy at the sayme time wa-hey!/10
Day Score:7.93261/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!
We had a bizzy weekend cos ferst we went to football AND WON! WA-HEYYY!!! an then we went to Granny's, whare Mummy dident get eny sleep cos Scooter-Cat darnst on her hed all nite, an then on Sunday we went to see Grand-dad.
We havent been to see Grand-dad for yeers. This is partly becos he livs so far away an partly becos the laydy he livs wiv is Mummy's Wikid Stepmuther. She duzzent hav eny sense ov hewmer an never duzz enything becos she is the sayme size as the chair she sits in an tharefor carnt moov.
Mummy handols this by bein silly wiv her dad. In fakt, we all enjoyd bein silly wiv her dad. Her dad haz sum grayte Bears, too, an they like doin silly stuff as well. All in all we all had lots ov silly fun. Heer is sum ov it- this is me an Sam darnsin wiv Granddad's singin dog- in the bakgrownd yu can heer the cat goin mad wiv a newspayper that Mummy haz just spiket wiv catnip...
Heer we ar, meetin Salty The Saylor Bear. As yu can see, Chuck cayme too!!!We Bears soon fownd sumthing intrestin to reed-Heer Granddad is introdewsin Chuck to Cola, the wun-eyed mad poodol- Heer Cola is sayin, "HEY! THAT DRAGON'S FROM WYOMING!!!" -Heer is Mr Pepe in mid pownce on an invisibol fiend (invisibol, but serprizingly catnippy)- (See that cat's toze? He haz extra toze on eech foot!)
Heer is Mummy havin a larf wiv Granddad-Heer we ar havin a larf wiv Granddad-Heer is the remaynes ov the new toy we took for Cola the wun-eyed poodol- he allways goze for the eers! We hav to bring theez decoys for my sayfety!!!Time fer a groop foto an a kwik cuppa tea befor we sed goodbye!The FUNNYEST thing waz that Granddad kept sayin that Dilly lookt like a anteater! HAHAHA! Never mind, Dilly. Larst time we vizitid, he sed yu wer an ardvark, so he is jus goin throo the alfabet! HAHAHAHA!!!
Dilly haz sum pikchers sheel put on layter. I'm offnow to arnser yor messidges from Friday. By the way, do yu prefer them in a new payge or in a pop-up? Blogger keeps chaynging it, but I can chaynge it bak if yu like!
Tesco: yes- Mummy had a sudden choklit need. Her teeth grow bigger wen this happens an it can get scarey. Yu hav to get out the howse an find her sum choklit FAST. Luckily Tesco was still open.... women are WEIRD.
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 12/10 Mummy tried to get me the same time as I got her but I ducked so I get to use the dubble-the-scor rule.
Overall Score bit scary, really, so 7/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!
Yestaday was a bit scary cos there was a Earthquake near where Grandad lives. Not a big wun. We don't do big wuns in England. Just wuns big enuff to knock off chimneys, scare the cats an make peopol move out into tents where they get lots of free tea.
The odd thing is, it happened in KENT an also in SUFFOLK. Well, peeps, I liv in ESSEX, wich is the county in between these two. So how come it skipped us?
Well, folks, I shall tell yu how come........
MY LUCKY KIT!!!!!!
Yes, I am still wearing it. 3 weeks now. In this time the it has enshord the followin:
Gillingham hav stopt losing matches
I chose the winner of the Grand Nashonal
my team won University Challenge
a 4.5 earthquake skipt my county an moved on to the next
There! An yu know wat? Mummy STILL keeps telling me to take it off so she can wash it. Tsk! Onnistly, I don't know wat other proof I can giv her.
