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Showing posts with label gardening. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gardening. Show all posts

Sunday, June 03, 2012

My Garden!

HULLO BEARS AND NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I did anuther video of me garden. Daddy cayme home wile we wer filming so he pops up on it, an so duzz Mr Scooter, cos Mr Scooter always wants to greet Daddy wen he comes home.

I hope yu enjoy it!!!




Wa-hey!!

TTFN!


Bob T Bear (esq)

Thursday, November 17, 2011

My Garden



Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons: No, I did see Family Guy. Stewie waz telling all his problems to his Bear. His Bear is calld Rupert.
  • Tesco: No
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 /10 good greeef! I need mor praktiss!!
  • Overall Score: 7ish/10
HULLO BEARS AND NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Eevn tho we ar well into Ortum now, my garden still has lots ov intrestin bits in it. I thort I wud share it wiv yu...

Ferst, do yu remember Oakey?
I hav been growing him since he was a haycorn.
He is looking very goldy rite now!

Better giv 'im a bit ov fertilizer for the winter...Hehehe...... I do like oakey!
Theez ar calld Red Hot Pokers!
The birds like to nibbel them.
Look! This wun is calld a Blue Tit.
(an Mummy sez I'm not ment to larf at that nayme)
This is called Pineapple SageIf yu skwish the leevs between yor paws an then smell them, they smell ov pineapple!
This is calld lobelia. I waz cond wiv this, cos the laydy sed it wud be bloo, but as yu can see, it is perpol reelly.
This is our peach tree. We had 2 peaches a few years ago. They wer reelly sweet an joosy. Imagin that! Peaches, grown owtside, in England! Wow!
No peaches this yeer tho. Still, it maykes a fine playce to perch from, wen yor observing stuff.
This is camomile.
Mummy luvs the smell ov it.
Daddy sez it smells like pee.
I agree wiv them both!

This is a nettal! But don't worry it is calld a DED Nettal, so it duzzent sting.
It duz tickol, tho!

This is calld roo. It's a nice culler issent it?
Yu hav to be careful if yor goin to frolik wiv no pants in roo, as it can mayke yu a bit itchy.

Theez ar calld cree-santh-e-mums
Yeers ago, Mummy had a luvly soft blak-an-wite cat calld Miss Figs. She waz very upset wen Miss Figs went to Heven, an she berreed her heer, amung the ivy. Then she bort this iron cat to mark the spot. Mr Scooter coms an sits heer sumtimes. Mummy sez he is chatting wiv his sister. It's OK, it issent a sad playce. It's nice an peacefow.
I don't noe wat this is. It cayme in a bunch ov flowers. Mummy put them in a vase an this bit grew roots, so she planted it. NUN ov us noe wat it is! But it has nice lookin berries!This startid off in a vase too!
Marrygolds!I do like marrygolds!
Theez ar calld pansies! Hehehehe! Pansies! I think that's funny!
Mummy sez theez shud last throo the winter. That'll be nice.

This is calld heeby.
Yes, it is on a slope.

Altho, not THAT mutch ov a slope.
I think the camra slipt!

This is a berd bath. I like to watch them flutter in heer! Mr Scooter sumtimes drinks heer as well!

That thare is a frog. Not a real wun. This wun lites up at nite!
Hmmmmm............. the berds ownly ate half thare food today.....
Thare waz a littol newt in heer the uther week.....
Theez ar primroses. 'Primrose' is Granny Ireland's middol nayme so I am glad theez do well- they hav been heer since last winter!
Look how big the rosemary bush has got! It's growing an growing an spredding!
The sparrows like to hide in it.
The wether has been so mild, this bush thinks it is spring allreddy, an has sum blossom!
This is African Bloo Basil. Or wat is left ov it! It had lots ov flowers an the BEEZ LUVD IT BETTER THAN ENYTHING ELSE IN THE GARDEN!!!! I shall hav to bring it indors soon, so that it will liv throo the winter. I like bees, me, so I want to sayve it for them for nex yeer.

This is a Wethergram. Beanie maykes them, an sent this wun to me.
Wethergrams ar mayde ov all diffrent payper an hav poems on.
Yu hang them owt on the Ortum Ekwinox an then see how the wether chaynges it.If yu look closely yu can see that Beanie yewsd a bit ov a map to mayke this. By sheer cowinsidence, the map is ov Bromley, in Kent, an shows ware Mummy yewst to liv yeers ago, so I think Beanie mite be sykik!!!


Enyway, by the time I had tayken all theez fotoes, the sun had moovd rownd to the front ov the howse. Wen I went inside I fownd that it had mayde a warm sunny puddol ov shine on Scooter's chair, an he was thare, soaking it up!
Teehee!!!!

I hope yu liket looking at my pikchers.
I hope they mayde yu smile!

TTFN!

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Oakey

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons:yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 but it shud hav bin a 10 but Mummy waz bein meen /10
  • Overall Score: 7.265/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Larst yeer I fownd a Haycorn an plarntid it in a pot in my garden. I naymed him Oakey an gayve him sum jolly gud Bearayshus fertilizer an wisht him well.

Now he is a tiny oak tree. Heer he is-
As yu can see, he needs a bigger pot becos his toes ar startin to show throo the bottom ov this wun:
So it is time to moov him. Heer is the pot I bort for him. It's mutch bigger an mutch blooer, too. It's new an nice an shiney.
Heer is sum speshol re-pottin stuff that we bort from Tesco. (It waz nice an paddid to sit on in the trolley an I recommend it to fello trolley-riders.)
Arfter pottin yu hav to press down fermly wich I did wiv me welly-boots-Ta-daah!
I'll giv him a few days to settol into his new home, then I'll drop off a bit ov Bear fertilizer for him. Teehee!
Arfter warterin I put him heer, next to sum uther pots, inkloodin Mummy's camomile, wich she sez is luvly an Daddy sez smells like cats' pee. Hehehe!
We don't kno wat this enormuss plarnt is. It just moovd in wun day. Daddy sez it's a weed an Mummy sez it's a freebie an she wants to leev it an see wat it duzz. I think it's abowt to hav lots ov flowers.
That's it for me gardnin dewtees for now. Sorry I dident post erlier but we hav had thunder forecarst agen so me an the uther Bears hav been in the pant dror kwite a lot the larst few days.

Weev also bin on hi alert as Dilly keeps moovin her carsol wich is maykin a cownter-attak difficult to organize but watch this space...

Bye fer now!

Friday, June 12, 2009

Dorothy

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10!! /10
  • Day Score: 7/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Wa-hey! Dorothy Bear arrived today!
We all introdewst ourselves an had sum good chattin.
Do yu think thare is a famly resemblance?
I think we may be distant cuzzins!
Dorothy haz her own jernol. Warever she goze, she gets peepol to rite in it abowt whare they liv.
At the frunt ov the book it shows whare she comes from. WOW! Dorothy comes all the way from Kansas! Hey! Issent that whare yu go if yu want to find Oz? That must be wy sheez calld Dorothy!

We went owt an plarntid sum flowers to welkum her. They ar snapdragons (Dilly choze them!).
We had to chooz whare to put them. Mummy sed it waz all up to us. So we thort this spot, in frunt ov the foxgluvs wud be ok. It waz lookin a bit empty.
Dorothy was a bit distraktid by the foxgluvs, wich ar gettin very big. I told her that the beez like them, an she waz lookin for beez. Bears like beez. But thare wernt eny today.
Heer I am givin Dorothy a piggy-bak ride cos she dident want to get muddy. I waz goin to lend her my boots but I cuddent find them. I hope I havent lost them agen.
Dilly waz worreed becos wun ov the snapdragons is droopin.
So I did a poo to help fertilize it. This is shor to help!
Dorothy seemd orfully shokt at this, for sum reezon!
Ta-daarr! All our own werk!
We hope they will flower befor Dorothy leevs us in a cuppol ov weeks' time.

Tomorro we ar off to Granny's howse for the weekend. I hope it stays sunny, then we can tayke Dorothy to the seaside an eet ice creem. I wonder wat her fayvrit flayver is? I did arsk her, but she is still tryin to desyde.

Bye fer now!