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Showing posts with label frolicking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label frolicking. Show all posts

Thursday, September 09, 2010

Dit's Nashnal Teddy Bear Day!!!!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons: No
  • Tesco: No
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10
  • Overall Score: 7.5/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well! Do yu remember a few munths ago, I sed that wiv Muther's Day an Farther's Day an all that, that thare shud be a Bear day??? Huh? Huh? Well now thare IS wun!!!!!

An look! Accordin to The Times, it's today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Wat a shayme it wassent announst in advarnce! We shall hav to mark our calendars, folks, an then wen we get new wuns in Janyurry, copy it on to thare. Weel hav to hav a dam good sellybrayshun next yeer!

Weev had a spur-ov-the-moment sellybrayshun ov sorts heer. Mummy went owt an bort new pants today- wivowt eevn nowing abowt it bein an orspishus occayzshun! So! I got them owt ov the pakkidging an we Bears had a jolly good frolick!!!!Arfter awl, yu carnt ware them unfrolicked, can yu?

An befor I forget, thare is anuther grayte day coming up that we mussent miss, peepol!!! YES!! INTERNASHNOL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY returns on 19th September!!!! Don't ferget to joyne in, or yu'll be for walking the plank, mateys, aaarrrr!


Friday, November 21, 2008

Frolickin fun!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
  • Day Score:7.939428/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Hehehee yu HAV to go an watch this! Keep an eye owt for the PANT PARADE (wa-heyy!!) an the jumpers nittid fer chikens!!!!

Clik heer- Funny news clips

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Kwik updayte on Dilly: she iz still 90% snot an rapt up in a "blankie". I am on extreem tishoo-ishooin alert. I did offer to mayke a nose-bag but she dident go for that idea. I dident kwite get the reply. I think it waz sumthing like "Dilly not horse!"

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Me an the uther Bears hav been havin a dam-good-frolick in a barsket ov freshly washt pants today. Daddy waz runnin short on them, yu kno (I think I may hav to tayke on anuther job rownd heer, as tho I don't hav enuff to do- Pant Avaylabillity Monitor) an to hylite this fakt, me an Grayum an Sam spent most ov yesterday in Daddy's growin-kwyte-sparse pant dror (cloo: if yu can see the Bears, thare arnt enuff pants in it). So Mummy sortid owt the washin an did pants an soks ferst. She is lernin abowt pryoritys, yu see. I must say, it is a TAD disappoyntin, if, mid frolick, yu come face to face wiv a SOK but the rayshio waz pritty good today, an the soks ar good as extra paddin, I serpoze, for landin arfter mid-air moovs an bak-flip-frolicks.

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Not shor wat weer doin this weekend- we did tolk abowt goin to Granny's, but the laydy on TV sed it mite snow, so we mite not go. It's not nice dryvin in snow. It IS nice sittin in the windo watchin it wiv yor frends, tho, sippin Hot Choklit an dunkin choklit-chip cookies. Praps weel get to bild a Snow-Bear?
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Well I hav to go now, as I hav a big job to do today (no! I don't meen a big poo!!)*. Mummy haz organized a crarfty-stuff giveaway on her blog. She haz abowt a hundred naymes to put in a hat, an I am goin to pik owt the winner.



* I did that yesterday hehehehe

Saturday, March 01, 2008

Bears ar very helpful indeed.

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Day Score: 7.43296/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

The other day, Mummy did lots ov washin, incloodin lots ov pants. We Bears, bein helpful, took them upstaires for a good frolickin befor they went into the cubberd.

Wantin to mayke shor we did our job thorerly, we wer still up ther frolickin pants wen Daddy cayme home. He told us to put them away. Well! Yu carnt hurry a good frolick! An yu shuddent interrupt a Bear mid-frolick. As I sed to Daddy, we may be cewt, but don't ferget, we can do ferroshus.

Enyway. We reecht a compromize. (A compromize is wat yu do wen Daddy won't admit he got it rong.) Daddy sed we shud leev the pants an come downstaires but we protestid. So he sed,

"OK. Yu can bring down sum pants wiv yu, but just two pairs between yu."

So that's wat we did:
As yu can see from this foto ov us: ther ar ownly two pairs ov pants between eech ov us.

Hehehehehehehehehehee!

Enyway, weer off to Granny's this weekend. Me an Daddy ar goin to watch Gillingham play too, so on wiv yer lukky bloo pants, evrywun, an weel see yer on Munday!

Hav a good weekend!

Bye fer now!