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Showing posts with label funny video. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny video. Show all posts

Friday, February 01, 2013

Proof for Dilly! - Bears arnt dirty!!

Latest scores:
  • Gills: Weer doin brillyently an we ar top of the taybol. Promoshun is almost in site- I can sniff it, it is almost vizibol... sniff sniff yep!
  • Simpsons: I miss Lisa but Mummy an Daddy still prefer to put on Famly Guy. II do like Stewy an Rupert tho.
  • Tesco: Ownly been to Littol Tesco laytly so no trolley rides. But convinced Mummy to tayke short cut throo the woody bit so I can hav a poo.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: This was serspended for ages cos they wer all snotty! But I got Daddy the uther nite and he was so serprized he fergot to giv a scor. So I shall scor myself. 10/10
  • Overall Score: 8ish/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I wantid to show yu this grayte video wich Blue sent me. It is proof that we Bears ar NOT DIRTY SO THARE DILLY, PUT THAT IN YOR DRAGON SNOUT AN SMOKE IT

Hehehehee..

Did yu see him moonwalking? I can do that.

TTFN

Bob T Bear (esq)
(characterful, not dirty)

Sunday, June 03, 2012

My Garden!

HULLO BEARS AND NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I did anuther video of me garden. Daddy cayme home wile we wer filming so he pops up on it, an so duzz Mr Scooter, cos Mr Scooter always wants to greet Daddy wen he comes home.

I hope yu enjoy it!!!




Wa-hey!!

TTFN!


Bob T Bear (esq)

Monday, May 28, 2012

BERFDAY!!!!!!!!!! Part 2!


HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Welcom to Part 2!
OK heer we go! Presents an cake!!! HAHA!



This is how I fownd Sam this morning!
"Hey Sam! Wayke up! It's my berfday!"

That's better! HA!
But I think I get the hat today!
Then we spottid a pile of pressies that Mummy had left owt for me to find!
Coolio!

This wun's from Dilly.
Hmmm...smells nice!
Hurray! A Topic!!
I luv theez!
They say theez hav a hazlenut in evry bite.
Noe wat else haz a hazelnut in evry bite?
Skwirrel poo!!!!
HA!



Oo this wun's from Mr Scooter,
an all the Bears!
It's a Gingerbred Bobby Bear!!!!!!!!!!
Perfick!

Ooo this wun's from Granny!WOW!
A choklit football on a stik.
A CHOKLIT FOOTBALL ON A STIK!!!!
That's like, wun of the best things in the werld!

Now the big wun, from Mummy an Daddy!A Bear book!
Thare's lots of stuff on historikol Bears in heer!
and
now.................
BERFDAY CAYKE!!!!!!!!! AT LAST!!!!!!!!!!

Heer!
Hav a look at my berfday video!




Wat a grayte berfday I've had!!!!!!!
Hope yu had a good day too!!!!!!!!


TTFN!
Bob T Bear (esq)

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

700th post!

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

WOW! This is my 700th post!!!!

Good job I hav sumthing speshal to sho yu!!!

Thare is a new film owt, calld TED, an it's all abowt a boy's Bear hoo is REAL. This Bear grows up an starts to do the sayme grown up stuff that his adopter duzz, like smoking an driving! HAHAHA! Sum ov it is kwite rood but I am goin to hide in Mummy's bag an sneak in with her wen she goes!!!

Enjoy the trailer!!!!



Wa-hey!!!!!!!!!

TTFN

Bob T Bear (esq)

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Black Bears

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No, but weer playing today, so pleez mayke shor yor waring yor lukky bloo pants!!!
  • Simpsons:No
  • Tesco: Yup, it's Granny's berfday on Sunday so we sneekt off layte larst nite to buy stuff. My fayvrit is the hewge choklit cayke.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:10 /10 huzarr!
  • Overall Score: 7.879/10
HULLO BEARS AND NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Sandy, from Sit And Stay blog, sent me a link to this grayte video.
It's abowt mamma Blak Bears an baybeez.
They liv in the wild an ar hybernaytin, but the peepol (speshol Bear carfterers) hav to sneek in an giv her a new radio collar wunce a yeer. So! They hav to be very serruptishush abowt it, an handol her baybeez very gently. They ar so cewt, the reporter trys to steal them by putting them down his jacket!

ENJOY!



Thanks, Sandy! That was grayte!

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Singing animals!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No. An we lost on Saterday to Stoke (full nayme cheatin stoking scum).
  • Simpsons: No
  • Tesco: Yes, we went but Mummy an Daddy dident yewz a trolley so I dident get a ride! Cheek!
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10 huzarr!
  • Overall Score: 7.ish/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Thank yu for sayin how mutch yu liket my Crismoss slideshow!
Heer is a luvly video that my Arnty Cristina sent me today.

Altho Crismoss has gon, the 12th day ov Crismoss wassent that long ago so it issent THAT layte reelly, izit, an it is reelly good, in fakt, if yu wayte rite throo to the very end yu see a Bear wayving.



I hope yu liket it! That cat, the wun that got bored, he made my Mummy larff so mutch she peed her pants! HAHAHA!

Let me now if yu sor the wayving Bear! He looks like Sam!

Saturday, December 31, 2011

My Christmas Slide Show

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons:No
  • Tesco: No
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
  • Overall Score: 7.26569/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Goodness me! Half the werld is alreddy in next yeer, an I'm still posting abowt Crismoss!!
We hav been watching the new year firewerks on TV- ferst was Sydney, an then we sor Japan! It is creeping this way, folks!!!!

It's a bit like time travel, issent it? My arnty Chris in Ostraylia- an Feronia too, let's not forget!- ar in a diffrent yeer to me. It neerly blows my mind!

Ooof!

OK well heer is sumthing that I hope yu will enjoy. Insted ov posting lots ov fotoes this yeer I hav put them in a slide show.......


(Thare is a mewsik trak to this vid but YouTube ar tayking a wile to add it- so if it's still silent wen yu watch it heer, do chek bak layter an watch it agen wiv sum mewsik!)


I hope that mayde yu all smile! Hehee!
Happy new yeer, evrywun! See yu on the uther side of the line!

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Hehehe my best present ever!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons: YES!!! An wun episode was all abowt Lisa! Altho, she was acting a bit weird.
  • Tesco: No. Mummy went to Iceland an bort Chikn for dinner, then had to throw it away cos it was rank. Serves her rite, reelly.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
  • Overall Score: 8ish /10

HO HO HO, BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well, we had a fine Crismoss, did yu?? The food was yum an Father Crismoss dident let us down!

Rather than do a long blog of lots of fotoes for yu I'm mayking a slide show of the day- our presents, an also sum piktchers I took today ov the lites in Colchester Hi Street.

MEENWILE! Heer is a littol vid ov Zed dancing to a Bear-sized radio that Father Crismoss left us an also a look at my most fayvrittest best present ever! Can yu gess wat it was??? TEEHEE!!!!



HAAAAAAAAAAAhahaha!
Bear hugs!
I'm off to werk on the slide show.....

Friday, June 17, 2011

Pilot Bears!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No, theyer on hollyday
  • Simpsons: No
  • Tesco: No
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
  • Overall Score: 6.83691/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I hav fownd a grayte video on YouTube! It's a pilot Bear hoo flys off wiv sum frends to go fishing, then flys home agen wiv a Harley. Fantastik! It's a abowt 5 minets long, so get yer cuppa tea reddy an gather yor Bears!!



I hope yu enjoyd that!

We had thunder today, so we had to race off an spend sum time in the thunder shelter. The rain was so hevy for a wile yu cud barely heer the thunder! Mummy sed Mr Scooter sat on the windowsill an meowed at it. He was not a happy Not-A-Bear, I can tell yu. Heez got into a rooteen nowadays that largely involves sunbathing, an feline types ar not the type that like theyer rooteens interruptid!

Enyway, arfter the thunder, it waz nice to hav a good movie to show the littler Bears. Thunder is a hevy thing wen yor small, yu noe.

Hav yu had eny thunder, or seen eny good films laytely??

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

PANT-CAPE TCHEWSDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Wa-heyy thare!!!!!!!!!! It's Pant-Cape Tchewsday an weev been havin fun allreddy. Weer goin to hav sum pancaykes layter, but meenwile weev been leapin off stuff in our pant-capes.

I see that lots ov yu hav been sellybrayting too!
Heer ar sum fotoes that wer sent to me......

This brayve Bear livs wiv Granny K. Heer he is showting, "To Infinity An Beyooooond!!"Oooof!
Ta-daaarr!!!

Here is Jerry. Becos he is a large Bear, he afixed a small towel insted, as he cuddent find eny uber-pants in the howse:
reer vew:
Grayte sooper-hero boots, thare, Jerry!

Next is the luvly Asta!!!!
Heer she is, preparing to tayke off-
Oh my! Heer she is, flying!!!

Heer ar Alphonse, hoo sed he issent taking his pants off for enywun (hoo is he kidding?) an Snowy:
An heer is Buttons!!!!!!An heer is Buttons, concussed, after a partikewlarly long leap. Get well soon, Buttons!
If yu want to send in mor fotoes pleez do, heer is my email! I shall add eny mor to this post!!!!

Heer's wat weev been getting up to-

Ferst a groop foto
Then, off we went!
Heehehe! Mummy filmed us all jumping off together!


HAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Hav a grayte day, evrywun!!! See yu soon!!!