That waz a grayte weekend!

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: resting
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy wiv berfday party gaymes for this wun/10
• Overall Score: 8.99999999909/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

WOW! Wat a grayte weekend!

Thank yu for all the berfday messidges. Ms Creek sent me a grayte E-card wiv a Bear on it wich waz reelly nice to find in the eevnin, wen things wer carmin down a bit. Hehehee!

I mayde a video ov the day. Just as well, as I seem to hav forgotten alot ov it. Funny that. That happend larst yeer, too. Still. Leest I dident looz my party hat this time. Larst yeer I fownd it down the end ov the garden on the bird-tabol. Wiv a traffik-cone.

Hope yu like the vid. If yu carnt see it heer, try on you-tewb, heer.

I've had a few kweerys abowt me berfday, naymely, wen is it eggsaktly, Bob? an how old ar yu, Bob?

Well, as I waz adoptid, they desydid that the May Bank Holiday wud be my berfday, as it waz the ferst day we all went owt together. Mummy adoptid me ferst, yu see, an sent me off to Ekwador to liv wiv Daddy for a wile, cos that's ware he livd an werkt in thoze days. Then he cayme bak heer for a few weeks to vizit, an brort me bak wiv him, an we all went owt together, an it waz May Bank Holiday.

Now, May Bank Holiday allways lands on a Munday, so the akchewal dayte chaynges. Well, I told them, if the dayte can chanyge, my dears, so can the blinkin day ov the week. I don't much fansy havin my berfday on a Munday agen, thank yew very much. So this yeer I put my furry foot down an sed I'll hav it on the larst Saterday in May. An I think that'll be a good day to stik to. In fakt, if I had stuk to the REAL Bank Holiday (larst Munday) then it wud hav rayned all day on my berfday jus like it did larst yeer.

Now! My age. In hewman yeers I'm abowt 8. I waz abowt 8 larst yeer too. I waz a tad yunger befor that. Bears don't get older till we want to. I'm jus fine bein 8 at the moment.

Lisa Simpson's 8, by the way. Just thort I'd menshun that.

Bye fer now!