Wat's dust?

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: We play today so pleez ware yor lukky bloo pants!!! (Remember they ar lukkyest wen worn on the hed but still cownt on yer bum )
  
• Simpsons: No. An don't think I havent mayde a note of it.
• Tesco: Yes! A ride in thr trolley at larst!!
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:10 I am THE champ!!! /10
• Overall Score: 7.700000000007/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I sor a grayte cartoon the uther day that was a pikcher ov a town wiv peepol walkin abowt in it,an evrything had brown blobs on. An the werds underneeth wer "Is it just me or has evrything got poo on it?" Heer is a link to it, if yu want to see it!

Well, arfter that, I was havin a deep think, as a Bear is wont to do, bein as we ar deep thinkers (we don't just poo in the woods, yu noe, we can do a deep thunk thare too, an eevn simewltayneussly) an I thort, "Hey, wat it did? Wat if evrything DID hav poo on it??" An then I thort, "Hey! Wat if it DUZZ??? Wat if DUST is reelly the POO ov sum INVISIBOL ALIEN CREETCHER???"

Wow.......