Oh No! Wat's hap'nin?

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: hibernaytin
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 got BOTH parents/10
• Day Score: 7.46901/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Can enywun help? Wen Mummy switcht her compewter on today, it filled the room wiv a horrabol burnin smell. I thort Dilly mite be asleep inside it, but she wassent. She was still asleep on the sofa.

I've come upstairs to use Daddy's old wun. But all my pikchers an seecret Spy stuff is on the other wun. Wat shall I do?

She ownly bort it larst October. An all her werk is on it. Oh no!

Wat shall we do? eny wun out there know enything abowt wen compewters do smokey farts?

I hope to heer from yu :@{

Strutting my funky stuff

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
• Day Score: 7.99837/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

We got sum new speekers fer the computer, including a big WOOFER wun. It's nearly as big as me. This means I no longer haff to leave Mummy in the study alone an go an strut my funky bootle elsewhere; I can play my toons in her room an blog at the same time. Way-heeyyyyy!!!!!

We Bears are good movers, yu know.

Bye fer now!

Der Compewter Blew Up!

Friday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: hmmm carn't remember/10
• Day Score: 6/10
  

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well I have dun so much blogging lately dat I hav mayd der compewter blow up. Dit's troo. I switched it on on Friday an dere woz a smelly horribol burning smell. At ferst I thort Dilly woz in der room but den I realized dit was der compewter! Obviossly a small brown and possibly flammabol bear cannot work in such dangeruss condishons! So I had to abandon yu fer a cuppol ov days. Den yesterday Daddy bort me a new wun. Wa-heyyy!

Der ownly tubbol iz, dit has a verry thin skreen so I carn't sit on der top an wotch mummy working like I yewst to. I tried but it issent wide enuff and I cut off the bead sirculashon to my left buttock.

Well I better go check my fan mail now.

Bye fer now!