Tishoo ishooing dewty, an hogs at the dor!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no, an Mummy went to Sainsbury's. Pah.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 /10
• Overall Score: 7.265/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Sorry for my absence. I hav been on allmost 24 hour tishoo-ishooing dewty.

Daddy brings home all the bugs from the kids at skool an this is A LOT. It has been suggestid to me that kids ar just germ factrys in straynge cullerd trainers. Anyway. He brort wun home a few weeks ago an Dilly tryd to help by maykin him drink tea mayde from flowers (jazzmin??). Her uver helpful effort seemd to consist ov just donnin her nersey hat. I think she thinks that "the hat becometh the nerse" or sumthing.

Yeah, I'm not shor the scary swamp-monster type crocodragon mug helps pertikewlarly, iver, Dilly.

Wen she wassent abowt, I got Daddy sum PROPER tea, yu kno, the brown stuff wiv caffeen in it that yu can dunk yer choklit biskits in. Wunce he had this he started to get better. But then Mummy got the bug.

Now, I offen reed that wen Daddys get colds they get them werse then enywun, but I tell yu IT JUS AINT TROO! Wen Mummy gets the cold it haz the addid effect ov attakin not just her breathin apperatus, but also her tummy an that meens, yes yu kno wat I'm goin to say folks, POO!!!

An lots ov it!!! HAHA! An in all sorts ov cullers, too. Por Mummy. Her throate was sor but her bottom waz sorer.

She is neerly all better now. SO I hope I will hav time to get bak to bloggin proply, an visitin yu all.

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It's gettin dark erly heer, an we ar havin to put owt food for the hedgehogs erlier an erlier eech nite becos they start to arrive for theyer dinner at dusk. They ar coming rownd the frunt ov our howse now as well as the bak, so we put owt a playte for them at eech doorstep. Sum nites they ar both playses at wunce an we sit indors in the middol like bein in a hog sandwich.

They will start to hibernayte nex munth so we hav to try to fatten them up an help them gro big. Heer is a littol wun Mummy reskewd larst winter. It had been too small to hibernayte so we took it in an gayve it to a reskew sentor to carfter throo the winter in a heeted pen:Hedgehogs ar cewt but they ar wun ov thoze animals that get smellier the longer yu hold them. Rabbits ar like this too, an hamsters, an ginnypigs.

Now I'm goin to go an hav sum tea an a choklit Hobnob. I mite drop sum aksidently on perposs, cos we hav a mowse livin in the howse agen, an I kno he likes them.

Bye fer now!!

A Messidge from Dorothy-

As it is the 4th ov July, it's a special day for Dorothy. She just wantid to pop in wiv a pikcher ov her flag and say "Wa-heyy!" to all our reeders in Merryka, an speshly her famly, bak in Kansas. As yu can see, I helpt her sellybrayte wiv sum choklit Hobnobs. (Thare wer mor than this to start wiv. We did meen to tayke a foto befor we ate them all, an we only just mayde it in time. 8 Bears in wun howse an ownly wun biskit barrel, yu see.)

Sheez bin havin a nice relaxed day, an gettin her journal up to date, reddy for wen she leevs us on Munday. I'm goin to miss her. Sheez all rite, she is. For a gerl.

Bye fer now!

They're bak!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: yes! We playd Barnet an got a not-a-looz; 2-2
  
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
• Day Score: 7.387/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Look!!!

LOOK!!!!!!!!!

HORRRRAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!! They're bak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do yu remember wen McVities stopt maykin Hobnobs wiv Playne Choklit on them??? I blogd abowt it 2 years ago. Ah, wat a sad time that waz....

Then I startid to rite haiku for peepol's fayvrit biskits an cookies.
VP arskt for a haiku in onnor ov this grayte choklitty mutch-mist enigma an this is wat I cayme up wiv:

Poor little dark one,
not too sweet, always just right,
oh, how we miss you.

Well, VP, an all lovers of things chokitty and oaty, feer not - for they hav reternd!!!! McVities hav lissend to the crys ov the multitewds an brort them bak!

The new pak calls them "Dark" choklit insted ov "Playne" but they are the sayme! SLURP!!! YUM!!! Go now hence, children, find them an bring them home, for they hav bin long lost in the willdyness, an ar in dire need ov a dam good dunkin.

HEHEHEHE!!!!!

Bye fer now!

Sum Favrit Food

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes (littol wun)
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: expect to start agen this week
• Day Score: 7/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Sum Abearycan frends hav written wiv a query about sum ov my favrit munchies:

...we really wrote to ask, "What is Marmite? What is hobnob?" We know
hobnob has to be good, since it's made of chocolate. Oh, and something you might
want to try for breakfast some day -- a beary BIG mug of
coffeecoffeecoffeecoffee AND biscotti (make sure to dunk the biscotti into the
coffeecoffeecoffeecoffee.) It's a beary exciting breakfast that keeps us wide
awake for hours (until our next mug.)

Excittedily Yours, Teddy and Spaulding Bears

Hmmm.... well I don't drink coffee, only tea. Mainly cos this is what my parrents drink. I prefer Daddy's mug as he has shuger in his. Mummy duzzent. Daddy sez this is becos she is sweet enuff allreddy. I think he's jus crawling.

ENYWAY a Hobnob is a type ov biskit made ov oats. They are sooperior dunkers to wheaty wuns. Yu can get plain wuns or wuns that hav a layer ov choklit on wun side.

But horrors!!! I went to find a photo ov sum for yu an discuverd that they hav stopped making the dark-choklit flavour wuns! Oh no! These wer my Daddy's favrit. I think I shall go on a Speshol Mishon tomorro, to seek out all remaining dark-choklit Hobnobs, an wrap up eny I find for Daddy's Crismos Present. Sigh........... Here is a photo ov sum Hobnobs, wiv the late, great, plain chok variety in front:

I got this photo ov yummy HOBNOBS from A Nice cup Of Tea And A Sit Down, where yu can lern all about tea an biskits.

Now to yor other enquiry, MARMITE! YUM! Marmite is a thick, dark brown spred that yu put on toast or sandwiches. It's made ov yeast extract an is very strong so yu ownly need a littol bit. If yu put it on too thick it takes the roof ov yor mouth off. Lerning what is just the right amount to put on yor bred is wun of the rites of passage that eny smoll person in Britain has to pass through.

An then yu either love it or hate it. There's no in between becos the flavour is so strong. Mummy an me love it. She loves it on toast with melted cheese on top. I like it cos it keeps me eyes dark. An Daddy hates it, an won't go near the jar, an tells us we hav to eat it in the broom cupboard in the dark cos it's disgustin. HAHAHAHAHA. Ostraylia do their own vershon, called Vegemite, but it's horrobol an lumpy,not smooth an shiny like ours. No. There's nothing like good ol' Marmite. Yum!
Mmmmm my tummy's rumbling now. I'm off fer a snak............bye fer now!