IT'S MY BERFDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: No, theyer on hollyday now.
  
• Simpsons: Yes!
• Tesco: Yes!
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
• Overall Score: 7.897/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Wa-hey! I'm 8 1/4!!
Hehe!!!

Mummy mayde me a new T-Shert for my berfday. She arkst wat I wud like on it, so I sed BLOO PANTS!!!! HAhahaha!
Arfter I got this on, I slid down the bannister, an this is wat I fownd downstairs-

LOOK! Thare's Lisa on the rappin payper!!!

Ooooo I luv presents... wassis???
OH BOY!! A new push push car!!!

Brrrrrmmm rmmmm rmmmmm rmmmmmmm.....
Next, this littol wun....Oh! A new pensil rubber! Ha! Well, I don't mayke that menny mistakes, but I do like to hav a nice pensil rubber. This wun is grayte, it has Winnie The Pooh on it -
Next! Oooooo....... MINTS!!!!
Most minty things ar green, but I like theez wuns cos they come in a bloo box, an the mints ar see-throo. Also, they ar shoogar-free, so yu don't hav to brush yer teeth!

Oh! Thank yu, Dilly!!!!
It took me a wile to open, cos Dilly likes to fly rownd an rownd a present wiv the stikky-tape roll on her snowt!!!! Wen I finerly got in, it was this grayte pen, that duz lots ov diffrent cullers on it for intrestin doodles.
Gosh! This wun is a straynge shaype.....hmmm.....Oh! It's a FOOT!!!
Aaargh! Jim Lad!!!
Hehehehe it's a pensil sharpner, reelly!Well that's all my pressies.
But look! I've still got my cards yet!! Wa-hey!
This wun haz Bears playing football! Hurray!
WOW! ALL THE BEARS IN THE HOWSE HAV SYNED IT!!! THANKS, BEARS!!!!!

This wun's a football wun in Gillingham cullers! Hurray!
Oh! It's from Mummy an Daddy!!!!
This wun's from Dilly.
She sed she dident mind getting me wun wiv a Bear on it as it haz lots ov flowers on it too.
Oh! It's from Chester the Cat, as well!!!
Just as I thort I'd had all my serprizes, Mummy showd me wat we can hav for tea layter-We had sum ov theez the uther week an they ar YUMSTER!!!!!
I had a sneeky peek to check how menny Pooh wuns ar inside-
Hmmm... two. OK I'll eet thoze an share the uthers.

WA-HEYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm having a grayte day so far!!!!!!!!!!

Seeya layters!!!!

Mother's Day

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: Yes, we playd Hereford (ware the boy cows come from) an got a 0-0 not-a-loos. It waz a long way to go to not eevn see a goal, but then they had sumthing abowt Gillingham on the telly, an that was good. Daddy fell asleep but I rewownd it an sor it 3 times!
  
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: Yes, I went wiv Dilly an Mr Scooter to get Mother's Day cards an choklit on Saterday nite. It was a late vizit an the playce was full ov blokes buying cards an daffodils. Wun ov them arskt the laydy, 'Will theez be harf price if we come bak tomorro?' I thort he waz cheeky.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
• Overall Score: 7.89361 (preety good- lots of cayke)/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Dit waz Mother's Day yestaday. I still think we Bears shud hav our own day. Or yeer! Yes! How abowt a Bear yeer! Yes! The Chineez hav yeers for all sorts ov anmols. This is the yeer ov the bunny, for zarmpol. Then hav goats, rats, monkeys, dragons... DRAGONS! HA! Yeah let's scrap the yeer of the dragon an hav a yeer of the Bear insted!

But I digress....

So it was Mother's Day yestaday. Me an Dilly brort Mummy brekfast in bed!!! As Mummy is trying to go lo-carb agen we brort her ham an cheez, an a cup ov tea.
I cut owt a smiley face in the ham, an Dilly cut a slice ov cheese into a ribbon an a heart.

Re this lo-carb thing, Mummy sez this is to get rid of muffin tops. I like muffins but I havent fownd eny rownd heer, not for a long time. If she wants to get rid ov eny I'm the Bear for the job. I don't see how eetin boring is goin to help. I dunno. Women!

Heer is the card Dilly bort Mummy.

Heer is my card. Brillyent!!!!!!!!!
On the bak it sez BOBS!!!!

Mr Scooter's card has cats on it!!

Heer he is, wiv his new toy mowsie. He got that for his berfday, wich waz on the 23rd. He waz 18, an we red that that is 88 in hewman yeers! -



Layter we shared this cayke, wich Mummy had bort for Granny. She sed in the end that it waz a speshol day so she cud mayke a speshol exsepshun an eet cayke [an biskits, an Yorkshire pudding, an froot crumble...] Dit is sponge an jam an creem inside. But the owtside is exslent too, as it has a Bear on it.
Dit waz a nice weekend!!!! How waz yors?

Bye fer now!

A few werds from Bob

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 30 (on accownt ov it bein Bob's berfday) /10
• Day Score: 9/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Bob is a bit tyerd arfter all the eggsytment ov the larst few days, so I sed I'd pop in heer an do the word thing for him. I knew yu'd want to kno wat he got for his berfday, see.

To be diffrent, I thort I'd intervew him an rite wat he sed heer.
Wunce I'd cut owt the cheeky bits, the fart jokes, an the stuff abowt wat a grayte Bear he is, thare wassent mutch left. But heer it is.

Age.

Me: Peepol want to kno how old yu ar, Bob. Ar yu cumffterbal tellin them?
Bob: Yor ownly as old as the pants yu feel.
Me: Not shor they'll understand that, Bob.
Bob: OK well, I'm 8 then.
Me: Am I rite in thinkin yu wer 8 larst yeer, too?
Bob: yeah, that's rite. As yu kno, Gray, wen yor a Bear, yu can be wat aige yu want. I liket bein 8, so I thort I'd stay thare for a bit.


Eggsytment

Me: Arfter the Wembley win on Saterday, waz yor berfday as good?
Bob: It waz a bit like my cuzzin Michael, hoo haz his berfday at Crismoss. Sum peepol think that meens it issent as good, but reelly it's eevn better cos it's an eevn bigger sellybrayshun than wat uther peepol get for their berfday.

Presents

Me: An wat DID yu get for yor berfday?
Bob: Oh, jus show them the fotoes for this bit.
Me: OK.

This card waz from all us Bears:

This card waz from Dilly. She mayde it herself.

This card was from Bob's Mummy an Daddy:

Now for the presents.......
Dilly gayve Bob theez plastik flys.

Henri, Bob's French cuzzin, gayve him theez cheeky biskits:

The Windowsill Bears gayve him this book:It's grayte. It's all all abowt old Bear famly fotoes.
Theez choklits wer from Bob's Daddy:Yu can jus see me in this nex foto, chekkin them owt!!!They had creem inside- look!!
Sam gayve him a payper bag:Oh! Sorry! Sam gayve him Gummy Bears!
I got him this big choklit cayke!
He got kwite a hord, dident he?!

In this foto larst pikcher, yu can just abowt see wat his Mummy gayve him-
she croshayed him a new bloo scarf.
I thort this waz kwite good, reelly, as she ownly startid lernin to croshay 2 weeks ago.
I remember my Granny Grayum yewst to do that.
I hope Mrs Helena keeps it up.
I'd kwite like to hav my own scarf.

Bak to the intervew...

Plastik Flys.

Me: Wat on erth ar yu goin to do wiv wat yor sister gayve yu, Bob?
Bob: I'm goin to hide them rownd the playse, like, in Daddy's Weetabix.

An Finerly...

Me: Eny messidge for the peepol owt thare?
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Me: OK, enything I can rite down?
Bob: Heheehehehe!!! [rolls off sofa]
Me: Weel leev it thare then!

Bye all!!!!!!!!