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Showing posts with label camo-flarge. Show all posts
Showing posts with label camo-flarge. Show all posts

Saturday, June 30, 2007

Mor camo-flarge

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: nope
  • Simpsons: no- Daddy cayme home all snotty an coffin. So me an Mummy walkt up to Tesco to get him sum medisin. An choklit. An chiken soop, froot jooss, echinininininacea (don't kno wat that is reelly), Oirish Soda Bred an a Do-nut. I bet it's the Do-nut that cures him.
  • Tesco: see abuv. I DID enjoy riting it all agen, but she told me it lookt like a mistake.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: not blinkin likely, it's gon all snotty rownd heer /10
  • Day Score: 7.29631 /10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

A littol wile ago, I posted abowt camo-flarge. It is importent to kno abowt camo-flarge wen yor a spy, that's how I kno so much abowt it.

Well, yestaday I cayme across another exslent exampol of it.

An I took this photo of it:


Did yu see the frog?

OK, yu probly did. But I bet Scruffy Fergus, the big ginger cat from up the rode wuddent hav. ( Him an his scruffy maytes ar in heer most mornins, reelly erly, sittin, waytin for frogs, or berds or mousies.) An enyway, that's the poynt of camo-flarge.

I've notist that all the frogs in the gardin do this- they are all diffrent colours an patterns, but wen I go to talk to them they jump onto sumthing that looks lyke their skin. Clever eh?

Dilly sed it was cos they don't want to talk to me an ar tryin to hyde. But wat duzz she kno? I happen to kno that they ar jus showin me how gud they ar at camo-flarge.

In a similar ponder, I fownd a grayte blog this week, all abowt things that look like other things. Heer is an exampol:Can yu see the "Bear" face, growlin out of this tree? WOW!

Check out the site fer lots mor amazin pikchers. It's cald Things Look Like Things.

Bye fer now!

Monday, May 28, 2007

The Art of Camo-flarge

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: hibernaytin
  • Simpsons: no, they don't do weekends
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
  • Day Score: 6.9994/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

As it is Spring Bank Holiday heer in Ingerland, it is pouring with rain. Hey ho!

So I thort I wud go throo sum foto's I tuk on a sunnier weekend, larst month. Wen I waz goin throo them I notist a theme: sum of them mayde grate exampols of the art of camo-flarge. This is an art I know sumthing abowt, bein, as yu know, a graduate of Spy Collidge. Ah! But I am happy to share a few exampols with yu sivillians out there. Heer goes:

spot the butterfly... if yor REELLY gud, yu mite spot the spider, too


ther wer lots of creepy-crawlies on this ded tree, but so well flarged they disappear in the foto!



beleev it or not, ther are 3 sheep hidin in this tree



an exampol of "How Not To Be Flarged"


a close-up reveels this hare has a smarter frend tho: see ears, right

Hope yu enjoyd that edukayshional foray. An if yor havin the sayme weather as Colchester is today, I hope it took yor mind off it for a bit.

Bye fer now!