Pilot Bears!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No, theyer on hollyday
  
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: No
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
• Overall Score: 6.83691/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I hav fownd a grayte video on YouTube! It's a pilot Bear hoo flys off wiv sum frends to go fishing, then flys home agen wiv a Harley. Fantastik! It's a abowt 5 minets long, so get yer cuppa tea reddy an gather yor Bears!!



I hope yu enjoyd that!

We had thunder today, so we had to race off an spend sum time in the thunder shelter. The rain was so hevy for a wile yu cud barely heer the thunder! Mummy sed Mr Scooter sat on the windowsill an meowed at it. He was not a happy Not-A-Bear, I can tell yu. Heez got into a rooteen nowadays that largely involves sunbathing, an feline types ar not the type that like theyer rooteens interruptid!

Enyway, arfter the thunder, it waz nice to hav a good movie to show the littler Bears. Thunder is a hevy thing wen yor small, yu noe.

Hav yu had eny thunder, or seen eny good films laytely??

OK to come owt now!

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: yes, we playd Hereford (Full nayme: Load ov Bull Town) an got a not-a-loos, 0-0.
  
• Simpsons: yes! At larst! I haddent seen them for yonks!
• Tesco: no, an Mummy sneekt off to Waytrose agen.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: Duzzent cownt cos it waz dark in thare so they dident reelly get me. /10
• Overall Score:7.6645/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I've bin away. Well not away, like, but I've bin in-dispozed. Well, in a cubberd. The airing cubberd, to be preecise. Utherwise noan as The Thunder Shelter.

Weev bin havin thunder an stuff, see. An an an I don't like that type ov thing. An nor do lots ov the uther Bears, so I took them wiv me.

It duzzent meen weer not brayve, bein scared- we AR brayve; WEER BEARS for goodness sayke, an yu don't get Bears that arnt brayve. That wud be like snaykes that arnt slithery or or or trees that arnt woody. No! If yor not scared ov sumthing, yu don't NEED to be brayve, do yu? See? So we can be BOTH scared AND brayve. Witch is wat we wer.

Corse, pants help.

The airing cubberd had been cleard owt the day befor, an all the cleen lorndry had been put away. So Me an Blooberry sneekt owt in between flashes ov lytenin to bring in mergency pant supplys. Lukkily Daddy's pant dror issent too far away. We endid up wiv such a pant pile, sum ov the lads ar still in thare! Teehee!!!!

How's the wether bin ware yu ar?

Bye fer now!

I liket this week. Grannys ar fun.

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No- but pleez ware yor bloo pants today cos we ar playin in a cup gayme!!! (hed or bottom; duzzent matter wareyu ware them.)
  
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no, but we hav gon lots this week tho
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: I rekkon I cud hav got a 10 off Granny but Mummy sed I mussent mayke her jump rite now. Perhaps it's cos sheez small. All Grannys ar small, but wen my Granny sits on the sofa her legs don't reech the flor. In fakt, they don't eevn dangol proply theyer not long enuff. Enyway if I mayde her jump she mite fall off it. /10
• Overall Score: 7.600001/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

It's ok me an Henry mayde up. But not in a sissy way. We shook pors an did a manly thump on eech uther's showlders. On condishun that I can larf an giv him a shuv wen France gets beeten by North Korea so they won't get the Werld Cup enyway haha.

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An THANK YU THANK YU THANK YU evrywun hoo took part in Dilly's poll an votid NO to her proposal that I be cuverd in catnip. We wun! BEAR POWER!!!! Hurrayy!!!

Hehehehe!

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Well layter today we ar off to tayke Granny bak home. I shall miss her. Sheez funny. She nods off in the middol ov CSI like Daddy duzz, but the diffrence is she waykes up evry 8 minits wiv a littol snorty snor, wharaz Daddy jus sleeps throo to the middol ov the next episode an then arsks wat happend to the man in the car (wat car? "The wun that waz shot at." Wat car? "Yeah, at the beginnin." No, that waz the larst wun, Daddy. "Wazit? Hav I bin asleep?...") Yu mite like CSI or yu mite not, but I bet yu dident think yu cud hert yor beads larfin at it, did yu? But between them I cud bearly hold in my seams I waz gigglin so mutch.

Mr Scooter an Miss Fluffy ar goin home too. They originerly wer goin to stay heer but Granny will miss them too mutch so they ar goin home. Nuffin to do wiv bein scaired ov bein cuverd wiv catnip, ok? I'm brayve.

Not that bein scaired means yor not brayve. If yu wernt scaired yu wuddent kno yu wer bein brayve, wud yu? An yu wuddent NEED to be brayve if yu wernt scaired. I'm jus not, that's all.

(Not scaired. I don't mean not brayve. Cos I am.)

Anuther pawtrayte! Wa-heyyy!!!!!! But thunder. Booo!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: yes, they had a frendly an beat Avery (wich I dident kno waz eevn a playce, I thort it waz a retirement home fer berds) 4 - 1. Our viktry waz probly dew to Mummy buyin 7 new pairs ov pants from Tesco's, an lettin me giv them a Sellabraytory Graduayshun Frolick all eevnin.
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes- pants! Still no washin masheen an Mummy is gettin nervuss abowt runnin owt. It helpt that I've serruptishly hidden sum as well. Jhee jhee jhee.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
• Day Score: 8/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Zach, from Debbie's Bears haz posted this grayte pawtrayte ov me!Wat is reelly REELLY amayzin is that I akchewlly hav a jumper jus like this! Look!Wa-heyyy!

This is Zach, in the middol. He is sittin between Scrappy an Carly. I like their pet dog. (An don't worry, Scrappy an Zach, I kno jus wat it's like to hav a sister obesst wiv PINK!!!)I am very flatterd to hav all theez pawtraytes drorn ov me! It makes all me beads go tingly! Hehehehe!!!! Thanks, evrywun!

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This mornin we went into town an at ferst it was reelly hot an sunny. Thare wer lots ov peepol owt shoppin, an we had to park on the roof ov the car park! Mummy took sum fotoes ov the roofs over the town, then stuk the fotes together to mayke this long pikcher (clik on it to mayke it bigger!):

This issent in the larst pikcher, it was just owt ov shot- but it is the very top ov the tower on the Town Hall. From the grownd it is so tall yu carnt reelly see much ov the statew, so Mummy took theez fotoes wile we wer on the roof. The statew is ov St Helena -Helena is Mummy's nayme!- an this is the patron saynte ov Colchester. She waz the dorter ov King Cole, an that's whare Colchester got it's nayme.Dilly likes the statew cos it haz dragon- types all arownd it, too (oh, good greef!):I waz havin a good mornin reelly, but then it.. it..... it.... it thunderd!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

An I dident hav my Emergensy Hug Pants wiv me!!!!!!

It waz reelly reelly scary. But I waz very brayve! I've sed it befor an I'll say it agen: jus cos I get scared ov thunder duzzent meen I'm not brayve cos if I wassent scared I wuddent need to be brayve an eevn if I still WAZ brayve, if I waz never scared I wuddent KNO I waz bein BRAYVE. So thare. If yor not scared ov thunder it duzzent meen yor brayver than me (tayke note, Dilly) cos if yor not scared yu don't need to be brayve!

SO. THARE.

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It rayned an rayned an rayned. An this an ideal time to show yu wat I bort larst munth to ferther my syentifik studys. A rayne gayge! An wow! Jus look at how mutch rayne we had today in the storm!

Eevn arfter all that rayne it is still very hot heer. I hope we don't hav eny mor thunder, but I am keepin a good serply ov pants neerby jus in cayse.

Bye fer now!!!

I don't like thunder, I don't like it. An I don't like Mummy Bear in that hat.

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills:restin
  
• Simpsons: yes- it waz a Crismoss Speshol. "Go figure", as they say over the pond.
• Tesco: yes, HURRAYY! Got to ride in the trolley an go to the petrol stayshun. We beat it! Hehehe! We bort our petrol an then wen shoppin, an then wen we drove parst the petrol playse on the way bak they wer out at the sign, puttin the price up agen. We beat it! Ner ner na nerrr ner!
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
• Day Score: I don't kno, cos it waz good, till I went to bed..... /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Today we ar goin down to Granny's howse an we won't be bak till Friday nite. It's still all grey an windy an rainy. I waz hopin for a erly berfday piknik wiv Granny an sum ov her Bears, but it looks like that's off the menew. I hope it warms up agen for my aktual Berfday on Saterday!

Yestaday the laydy on the telly sed it wud be sunny agen but she lied. It rayned an rayned, all that sneaky drizzelly stuff. Yu kno, the stuff whare yu look out the windo an say, "Do I need my bloo hat?" an desyde that no, yu don't need yor bloo hat cos it issent raynin enymor. An then yu step owtside an TADARR! it got yu! Coz it's that drizzelly stuff that yu carnt see owt the windo, but it maykes yu soakt. Speshally wen it haz jus trikt yu into not warin yor bloo hat.

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It waz a T day so the Windowsill Bears wer down off the windosill, an Dilly went off an playd wiv Mummy Bear. Mummy Bear treets her like her littol gerl. It's reelly, reelly irritaytin.

Dilly tryd her "Medeevol Prinsess" hat on her. I think it's jus disrespektful to Bears, I do. No Bear shud hav to go throo that.

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Layter, at nite time, we wer all in bed, exsept for Mummy an Dilly, hoo wer owt in the garden watchin the hedgehog. Then abowt 2 in the mornin Mummy cayme upstairs an sed she thort thare waz thunder in the distance. She sed that wen she waz hog-watchin she saw the clowds lite up, but wassent shor if it was litenin or if she had just blinkd.

But harf an hour layter it was raynin hard an thare waz th...thu ..... th.... THUNDER.

I don't like thunder!!!!!

I don't like it!!!!!!!!!

It afears me, it duzz!!!!!!

Daddy sez it's jus God moovin furnitcher arownd, an Dilly sez it's dragons playin football. But I don't kno. I jus kno it's scary an lowd an an an scary an I cuddent find my Number 1 pair ov Emergensy Hug Pants an had to mayke do wiv my Number 2 pair.

Mummy sed I waz a very brayve. An Grayum remindid me that jus cos yor scared, duzzent mean yor not brayve, cos if yu wernt scared, yu wuddent need to be brayve, an eevn if yu wer, how wud yu kno?

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Off to Granny's then. I'll tayke me pants wiv me, just in cayse.

I'm ownly littol.

Bye fer now!

Fownding The Emergensy Thunder Shelter

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: restin
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too trormatized /10
• Day Score: shut up! /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

It thunderd. In cayse yu dident get the troo significants of that, let me say it agen.

IT THUNDERD.

Brrrr....

We Bears don't like thunder. Weev ownly got smoll eers. (Rownd wuns.)

Yewsually I get throo it by burrowin under the duvay wiv my Emergensy Hug Pants till it's safe to come out. But I desydid it was time we Bears had a properly allocaytid Playce To Go Wen It Thunders. So I eermarkt the airing cubbod. That duzzent meen I drew eers on it. Wat I DID do was cleerly mark it out fer other Bears:

In de Olden days, durin the war, they wud hav had speshol shelters fer wen the baddies dropt boms.

They wud hav markt them cleerly, like this.

By happy co-insidants, this is also a playse assoshyaytid wiv menny PANTS. So we wer abol to settol in nicely:

Inside the Thunder Shelter, wher menny Bears fownd pants to hold on to wyle the older types sang songs abowt bein brayve...

Shor enuff, by 10am, it thunderd. We all did brayve. (Bears do brayve.) (I may hav menshond this befor sumwhere.)

Mummy poppt her hed rownd the door at half parst to say it was all over sum time ago, but arfter a meetin on the matter, we desydid it wud be best to stay in there for the rest of the day, jus to be on the safe side. I meen, there's nowher sayfer than a cubbod full of pants, is ther?

Enyway. Pleez enshor that YOR Bears hav a designaytid Playce To Go Wen It Thunders reddy fer next time.

Pant donayshuns always welcom.

Bye fer now!

Friday 13th!!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10 Littol Baby Bear Bob Junior is getting a bit good at this game
• Day Score: 8.216/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Look at the date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I might just stay tucked behind this door today.

I DO do brave. That's not the ishoo. I AM brave. I'm a Bear! And Bears do brave!

But but look... if yu wer never scared yu'd never hav to be brave, right? So I CAN be both. I can!

See yu tomorrow!

brrrrrrBBBrrRRR MUMMY! Where're my Emergansy Hug Pants??????

Sum Advice (5) fear ov dentists

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 2/10 (got Dilly)
• Day Score: 7.983/10
• Advent Calendar Pikcher: sum people walking along in strange hats

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Margaret left a message about being scared ov her dentist:

I wouldn't be so scared of going to the dentist if he
had a nice bear to work with. Maybe I should suggest it....

Well Margaret, yu could do. Or hav a look around the waiting room. There are often Bears hanging out in the corner among all the jigsaw puzzles an stuff.

Alternatively, take yor own. Yu can carry us in yor bag if yu like, we don't mind. Enyway, wunse there, focus on yor Bear's bravery (all Bears do brave) an act like yor brave too. Arfter a while you'll ferget that yor only acting. An by the time yu remember, it will be all over, an yu can take yor Bear shopping in his (or her) favrit shop. Probly wun that sells pants.
Bye fer now!

Weekend Report

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: yes but we lost, BOO
• Simpsons: nope
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
• Weekend Score:7.915684/10
• Advent calender pikchers: Dilly: A girl with a flower. Me: Another girl. I hope it gets mor exciting than this.

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I was very bizzy at the weekend an hav been a bit tired since (yawwwwnnn).

On Saterday we did a stall at a Crismos Bazaar. Or rather, me an Grayum did it, most ov it, as Mummy kept sneaking off to the refreshments corner an Daddy kept doing the sodoku in the paper. This left we Bears to do the hard slog an we raised £112.70 fer Colchester Cat Rescue.

Spot the Bears! Here's me in my new red coat wiv Grayum (in my yello jumper) minding the stall while my "parents" are off doing their own stuff, like finding out where the cake stall is an not bringing me back eny.

I also gayve out my bizness card to a few Bear fans. There were quite a few Bears there, akchewally. There was a big Bear Adopshun stall but I don't think it was acting very responsibly. Each Bear wore a ticket wiv a number on it. A child wud come along, pay an adopshun fee, draw a ticket, an take home the Bear that was wearing the same number. I mean, there was no interviewing or home checks or anything. Those Bears must hav been partikularly brave. An "partikularly" brave fer a Bear is very, very brave indeed.

Our stall was near the door, an most ov the Bears stopped by us on the way out. I shouted "Bear!" to each wun to alert them to the presence ov a fellow ursine. Most just winked from under the arm ov their new Not-A-Bear on the way out.

Bye fer now!

The Dentist

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:9.5/10
• Day Score: 8/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Mummy had to go to the dentist so I went wiv her to help her be brave (cos Bears do brave). This was a new dentist becos the larst wun messed up wun ov her teef. So she was verry nervous. But gess wat????!!!! The dentist has a Bear!

This Bear sits on top ov the light that the dentist yewses to shine in yor mouth. So, as Mummy lay there looking up, the Bear sat up there looking down. This made her smile, and so the dentist cud see in her mouth.

I dident manage to get the Bear's name (he had a bizzy schedule) but weer goin bak on 4th December so I will try to arsk him then. I might even arsk Mummy to get his photo for yu all.

Daddy has an appointment on 11th December wich he is trying to get out ov cos he issent as brave as me. So I told him about the Dentist's Bear wen we got home, to try to reassure him. I don't know if it werked.....

But WOW! I dident know Bears did dentistry! Yu think yu know all there is to know about yer own species an then yu lern sumthing new!

Bye fer now!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was very upset to find that my sister had tayken advantage of me and stolen in to leave silly dragon propaganda on my blog. Blog off! Yu stoopit croco-dragon. Get yor own blog!

I asked daddy to giv her a slap but he wouldn't. So I told him to mayke her sleep in the car but he still wouldn't. She did apolagize, but she still got away wiv it. Pah.

An... an... an.. by the way, jus coz I'm scared of thunder duzzent mean I'm not brayve. I'm a Bear! And bears DO brayve. If yu were never scared yu wuddent need to be brayve, wud yu? An... an... an... how would yu know yu were brayve if yu were never scared? See? Ner. Stick that in yor silly dragon snout an smoke over it.