Mummy's Berfday

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: YAY!! We beet Northampton (bunch of cobblers!) 4-3
  
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: YAY!! I had a ride in the trolley wile looking for a card for Mummy
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10!!!! Now Mr Scooter is better I manidged to get him /10
• Overall Score: 8.1432/10

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Dit is Mummy's berfday today so I gayve her a grayte card wiv a Bear on it!


Mr Scooter cayme over to join in with the present giving! He loves to roll in the rapping payper!I did my best ryting on the laybol...

Heer is wat I bort Mummy. Dit's a puzzle ov a Mummy Bear an her baybee Bears!

On Sunday Mummy's frend, Jo, cayme up, wiv her littol gerl, Hazel. Hazel waz 13 on Saturday so we all went owt for a joynt berfday lunch!Thare was roast beef or roast chikken.....

An Mummy had a big glass ov alky ginger beer!

Sum peepol had chairs but we had a 'monk's seat', like a bench, an I got a good vew from the top ov it!Dit was an old pub calld 'The Haywain'. We never fownd owt how old it was, but thare wer lots ov old beams.

Mummy told me to get down (naggg naggg naggg) an got me a littol rocking chair insted:
Enyway, to dessert.....
Choc cheesecake an ice creams with choc sorce an strorbryberrys. Yum!

Hazel was the ownly hewman hoo had eny room for it. Not so, me an Dilly, so we wayted till she was full an then finisht it for her. We dident hav to wayte long!


Wen we got home, Sam brort owt a big choc berfday cayke an we all ate it wiv cream an cups ov tea.Wa-hey!
I like it wen sumwun has a berfday!
Lots of cayke!!!!!
Teehee!!!!!

TTFN,

Berfday Cayke

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No; on hollyday
  
• Simpsons: Yay!!
• Tesco: No
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:10 /10 Huzarr!!!
• Overall Score: 7.32321/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Teehee! THANK kew awl for awl the nice messidges for me berfday! I shor had a grayte day!

Just as we Bears wer gettin reddy for the Pant Party in the eevnin, Mummy brort owt a cayke wiv a candle in it. Oh boy, I was havin sutch a frolikky time I had fergotten awl abowt a berfday cayke!!
I mayde a wish, an blew owt the candle...

That was wun small puff for a man, wun giant blow for an 8 inch Bear!

Then we went on wiv the Pant Party!!!!!
Horrayyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Erm, did yu notiss Grayum?
Hav anuther look-

HA! GOTCHA!

Yes, thare is ownly wun thing that can distrakt Grayum from a huge pile of freshly lornderd pants, an that's cayke. Spesifikly sumwun else's cayke. Wat a cheek!!!!!

Berfday cayke! Wa-heyy!!!

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Wa-heyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got berfday pressies an cards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ferst thare is this card an present from Beanie, wich cayme erly an cheerd me rite up an got me in the berfday mood. THANKS, Beanie!

The envelope waz mayde to match my nose-flag cullers:

The envelope is reelly a gayme- yu add yor own pikcher or stikkers, then rap it rownd sumthing an send it agen... this wun had lots ov pikchers an stikkers on....

Inside waz a nice card from Beanie, an a speshly mayde jigsor!-

Hmmmm.... yu hav to start wiv the edges an corners.....

Hey I think it's gonna be a Bear- look at thoze eers!

Thare's a messidge on the bak!

This is the frunt- wat a grayte pawtrayte!!!

As tho that wernt enuff!!! -Then awl this stuff waz waytin for me this mornin!!! The uther Bears all dived on me an showtid "BERFDAY BUNDOL!!!!!!" I waz kwyte dizzy wen I mannidged to crawl owt!Now.... pressies...... I got a nice bag ov sweets.... ooo look! Chewy teef!

GRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This present is from Mummy an Daddy-

Speshol choklit buttons for Bears!!!!
Wat's this from Dilly?Oh WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A TESCO TANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS DILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yor ok for a reptillyen, yu ar!

An this is from awl the Bears.....Hehehehe!!! A Snowy Bear Pez!!!! Brillyent!

I liket my cards too....

This is from the Windowsill Bear Famly:

This wun from Mummy an Daddy is as big as me!

This wun from Dilly is nice, the Bear has nice rownd eers an is maykin a cup ov tea:

This wun is from awl the uther Bears. The foto is ov a bare Bear bum. HAHAHAHA!

Heer's a video ov my CAYKE awl lit up wiv 8 candols..

Larstly, THIS is is how yu cut a a cayke for 17 Bears, 2 hewmans an a crocodragon:

I gayve my bit ov cayke to Granny in hopsikol. I'm a genruss Bear like that. I dident tayke the choklit buttons wiv me tho. Too mutch wuddent be good for her. Besides, I'm the wun wiv a berfday, not her.

Bye for now!

A few werds from Bob

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 30 (on accownt ov it bein Bob's berfday) /10
• Day Score: 9/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Bob is a bit tyerd arfter all the eggsytment ov the larst few days, so I sed I'd pop in heer an do the word thing for him. I knew yu'd want to kno wat he got for his berfday, see.

To be diffrent, I thort I'd intervew him an rite wat he sed heer.
Wunce I'd cut owt the cheeky bits, the fart jokes, an the stuff abowt wat a grayte Bear he is, thare wassent mutch left. But heer it is.

Age.

Me: Peepol want to kno how old yu ar, Bob. Ar yu cumffterbal tellin them?
Bob: Yor ownly as old as the pants yu feel.
Me: Not shor they'll understand that, Bob.
Bob: OK well, I'm 8 then.
Me: Am I rite in thinkin yu wer 8 larst yeer, too?
Bob: yeah, that's rite. As yu kno, Gray, wen yor a Bear, yu can be wat aige yu want. I liket bein 8, so I thort I'd stay thare for a bit.


Eggsytment

Me: Arfter the Wembley win on Saterday, waz yor berfday as good?
Bob: It waz a bit like my cuzzin Michael, hoo haz his berfday at Crismoss. Sum peepol think that meens it issent as good, but reelly it's eevn better cos it's an eevn bigger sellybrayshun than wat uther peepol get for their berfday.

Presents

Me: An wat DID yu get for yor berfday?
Bob: Oh, jus show them the fotoes for this bit.
Me: OK.

This card waz from all us Bears:

This card waz from Dilly. She mayde it herself.

This card was from Bob's Mummy an Daddy:

Now for the presents.......
Dilly gayve Bob theez plastik flys.

Henri, Bob's French cuzzin, gayve him theez cheeky biskits:

The Windowsill Bears gayve him this book:It's grayte. It's all all abowt old Bear famly fotoes.
Theez choklits wer from Bob's Daddy:Yu can jus see me in this nex foto, chekkin them owt!!!They had creem inside- look!!
Sam gayve him a payper bag:Oh! Sorry! Sam gayve him Gummy Bears!
I got him this big choklit cayke!
He got kwite a hord, dident he?!

In this foto larst pikcher, yu can just abowt see wat his Mummy gayve him-
she croshayed him a new bloo scarf.
I thort this waz kwite good, reelly, as she ownly startid lernin to croshay 2 weeks ago.
I remember my Granny Grayum yewst to do that.
I hope Mrs Helena keeps it up.
I'd kwite like to hav my own scarf.

Bak to the intervew...

Plastik Flys.

Me: Wat on erth ar yu goin to do wiv wat yor sister gayve yu, Bob?
Bob: I'm goin to hide them rownd the playse, like, in Daddy's Weetabix.

An Finerly...

Me: Eny messidge for the peepol owt thare?
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Me: OK, enything I can rite down?
Bob: Heheehehehe!!! [rolls off sofa]
Me: Weel leev it thare then!

Bye all!!!!!!!!