Things from the Post Bear!

Recent scores:

• Gills: HORRAY!! We did so well we ar the champions an we ar going up to a hiyer level next seezon!! Wa-hey!!
• Simpsons: I've seen a few lately, an even sum new wuns. Mostly I watch Big Bang Theory now cos I like to sing along.
• Tesco: I havent been much recently as Mummy is trying to empty the freezer. Pah!
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: Daddy has had a cold so I've kept clear!
• Overall Score: nearly 9, considerin the Gills! /10

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Gosh it has been a wile since I posted (agen) (I am goin to sak my sekritry)

I am unhappy wiv Mummy for uther reezons too. Most spechally cos it is my berfday on Monday (it's allways the last Monday in May) an I hav allreddy got 2 cards-
I got 1 from Jerry an Ben, an 1 from Beanie. But she won't let me open them an sez I hav to wayte till Monday.

It shuddent be up to her! Snot her berfday!! I don't try to tell her wen to open her mail, do I?
An I don't even shop her wen she eats bits of her berfday cayke erly and sekritly, by curbing a bit off the bottom edge wiv her fingernayle ware no wun will notiss.

She must hav fergotten wat I did last yeer wen she tryd this- I put a beetol in her pant dror hehehe. I think I'll haf to think of sumthing to do this time that is werse so she duzzent ferget it! Eny ideas?!!

Meenwile we hav had uther things in the post too. We had a big parcel from Feronia last week. It had lots ov goodies in it!!! An then we had a postcard from Buttons! I want to show yu but Blogger won't let me put pikchers on at the moment. I'll try agen layter or tomorro... if it duzzent werk then I shall fart in Blogger's generol direkshun!

TTFN!!!!!

Berfday Cayke

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No; on hollyday
  
• Simpsons: Yay!!
• Tesco: No
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:10 /10 Huzarr!!!
• Overall Score: 7.32321/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Teehee! THANK kew awl for awl the nice messidges for me berfday! I shor had a grayte day!

Just as we Bears wer gettin reddy for the Pant Party in the eevnin, Mummy brort owt a cayke wiv a candle in it. Oh boy, I was havin sutch a frolikky time I had fergotten awl abowt a berfday cayke!!
I mayde a wish, an blew owt the candle...

That was wun small puff for a man, wun giant blow for an 8 inch Bear!

Then we went on wiv the Pant Party!!!!!
Horrayyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Erm, did yu notiss Grayum?
Hav anuther look-

HA! GOTCHA!

Yes, thare is ownly wun thing that can distrakt Grayum from a huge pile of freshly lornderd pants, an that's cayke. Spesifikly sumwun else's cayke. Wat a cheek!!!!!

IT'S MY BERFDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: No, theyer on hollyday now.
  
• Simpsons: Yes!
• Tesco: Yes!
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
• Overall Score: 7.897/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Wa-hey! I'm 8 1/4!!
Hehe!!!

Mummy mayde me a new T-Shert for my berfday. She arkst wat I wud like on it, so I sed BLOO PANTS!!!! HAhahaha!
Arfter I got this on, I slid down the bannister, an this is wat I fownd downstairs-

LOOK! Thare's Lisa on the rappin payper!!!

Ooooo I luv presents... wassis???
OH BOY!! A new push push car!!!

Brrrrrmmm rmmmm rmmmmm rmmmmmmm.....
Next, this littol wun....Oh! A new pensil rubber! Ha! Well, I don't mayke that menny mistakes, but I do like to hav a nice pensil rubber. This wun is grayte, it has Winnie The Pooh on it -
Next! Oooooo....... MINTS!!!!
Most minty things ar green, but I like theez wuns cos they come in a bloo box, an the mints ar see-throo. Also, they ar shoogar-free, so yu don't hav to brush yer teeth!

Oh! Thank yu, Dilly!!!!
It took me a wile to open, cos Dilly likes to fly rownd an rownd a present wiv the stikky-tape roll on her snowt!!!! Wen I finerly got in, it was this grayte pen, that duz lots ov diffrent cullers on it for intrestin doodles.
Gosh! This wun is a straynge shaype.....hmmm.....Oh! It's a FOOT!!!
Aaargh! Jim Lad!!!
Hehehehe it's a pensil sharpner, reelly!Well that's all my pressies.
But look! I've still got my cards yet!! Wa-hey!
This wun haz Bears playing football! Hurray!
WOW! ALL THE BEARS IN THE HOWSE HAV SYNED IT!!! THANKS, BEARS!!!!!

This wun's a football wun in Gillingham cullers! Hurray!
Oh! It's from Mummy an Daddy!!!!
This wun's from Dilly.
She sed she dident mind getting me wun wiv a Bear on it as it haz lots ov flowers on it too.
Oh! It's from Chester the Cat, as well!!!
Just as I thort I'd had all my serprizes, Mummy showd me wat we can hav for tea layter-We had sum ov theez the uther week an they ar YUMSTER!!!!!
I had a sneeky peek to check how menny Pooh wuns ar inside-
Hmmm... two. OK I'll eet thoze an share the uthers.

WA-HEYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm having a grayte day so far!!!!!!!!!!

Seeya layters!!!!

Investigaytin

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Wow it's bin aiges since I bloggd. I am sorry abowt that. Jus carnt get the staff.

I hav been bizzy investigaytin. It's my berfday on Monday an I hav been investigaytin the possibility ov presents. So far I hav investigaytid the wardrobes, the linen cubberd, the box in the shower room behind the loo, Mummy's pant dror (hehehe) an all the book shelves. I havent fownd eny hidden presents yet, wich is a bit worryin. Do yu think they hav forgotten?

As yu may noe, we Bears get to pik wat aige we want to be. We carnt go BAKWERDS, that wud be silly. But we can chooz to stay ware we ar if we like. I hav been 8 for a littol wile now. 8 is fun. Yu get lots ov choklit at 8 an yu can eet as mutch ov it as yu like wivowt bein sik, wich yu carnt do at 43 (Mummy tayke note).

Mummy fownd theez in Tesco reesently:
Dilly had the Piglets cos ov theyer pinkness, but I had the rest; 2 Poohs an a Tigger. They wer so scrummy. The Pooh Bear wuns wer best, oviossly.

So I think I will stay at 8 for a bit longer. Or possibly 8 an 1/4.

Off now. I hav a Pant Party to organize. WA-HEYY!!!!!

Berfday cayke! Wa-heyy!!!

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Wa-heyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got berfday pressies an cards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ferst thare is this card an present from Beanie, wich cayme erly an cheerd me rite up an got me in the berfday mood. THANKS, Beanie!

The envelope waz mayde to match my nose-flag cullers:

The envelope is reelly a gayme- yu add yor own pikcher or stikkers, then rap it rownd sumthing an send it agen... this wun had lots ov pikchers an stikkers on....

Inside waz a nice card from Beanie, an a speshly mayde jigsor!-

Hmmmm.... yu hav to start wiv the edges an corners.....

Hey I think it's gonna be a Bear- look at thoze eers!

Thare's a messidge on the bak!

This is the frunt- wat a grayte pawtrayte!!!

As tho that wernt enuff!!! -Then awl this stuff waz waytin for me this mornin!!! The uther Bears all dived on me an showtid "BERFDAY BUNDOL!!!!!!" I waz kwyte dizzy wen I mannidged to crawl owt!Now.... pressies...... I got a nice bag ov sweets.... ooo look! Chewy teef!

GRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This present is from Mummy an Daddy-

Speshol choklit buttons for Bears!!!!
Wat's this from Dilly?Oh WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A TESCO TANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS DILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yor ok for a reptillyen, yu ar!

An this is from awl the Bears.....Hehehehe!!! A Snowy Bear Pez!!!! Brillyent!

I liket my cards too....

This is from the Windowsill Bear Famly:

This wun from Mummy an Daddy is as big as me!

This wun from Dilly is nice, the Bear has nice rownd eers an is maykin a cup ov tea:

This wun is from awl the uther Bears. The foto is ov a bare Bear bum. HAHAHAHA!

Heer's a video ov my CAYKE awl lit up wiv 8 candols..

Larstly, THIS is is how yu cut a a cayke for 17 Bears, 2 hewmans an a crocodragon:

I gayve my bit ov cayke to Granny in hopsikol. I'm a genruss Bear like that. I dident tayke the choklit buttons wiv me tho. Too mutch wuddent be good for her. Besides, I'm the wun wiv a berfday, not her.

Bye for now!