Things from the Post Bear!

Recent scores:

• Gills: HORRAY!! We did so well we ar the champions an we ar going up to a hiyer level next seezon!! Wa-hey!!
• Simpsons: I've seen a few lately, an even sum new wuns. Mostly I watch Big Bang Theory now cos I like to sing along.
• Tesco: I havent been much recently as Mummy is trying to empty the freezer. Pah!
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: Daddy has had a cold so I've kept clear!
• Overall Score: nearly 9, considerin the Gills! /10

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Gosh it has been a wile since I posted (agen) (I am goin to sak my sekritry)

I am unhappy wiv Mummy for uther reezons too. Most spechally cos it is my berfday on Monday (it's allways the last Monday in May) an I hav allreddy got 2 cards-
I got 1 from Jerry an Ben, an 1 from Beanie. But she won't let me open them an sez I hav to wayte till Monday.

It shuddent be up to her! Snot her berfday!! I don't try to tell her wen to open her mail, do I?
An I don't even shop her wen she eats bits of her berfday cayke erly and sekritly, by curbing a bit off the bottom edge wiv her fingernayle ware no wun will notiss.

She must hav fergotten wat I did last yeer wen she tryd this- I put a beetol in her pant dror hehehe. I think I'll haf to think of sumthing to do this time that is werse so she duzzent ferget it! Eny ideas?!!

Meenwile we hav had uther things in the post too. We had a big parcel from Feronia last week. It had lots ov goodies in it!!! An then we had a postcard from Buttons! I want to show yu but Blogger won't let me put pikchers on at the moment. I'll try agen layter or tomorro... if it duzzent werk then I shall fart in Blogger's generol direkshun!

TTFN!!!!!

BERFDAY!!!!!!!!!! Part 2!

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Welcom to Part 2!
OK heer we go! Presents an cake!!! HAHA!

This is how I fownd Sam this morning!
"Hey Sam! Wayke up! It's my berfday!"
That's better! HA!
But I think I get the hat today!
Then we spottid a pile of pressies that Mummy had left owt for me to find!
Coolio!
This wun's from Dilly.
Hmmm...smells nice!Hurray! A Topic!!
I luv theez!They say theez hav a hazlenut in evry bite.
Noe wat else haz a hazelnut in evry bite?
Skwirrel poo!!!!
HA!


Oo this wun's from Mr Scooter,
an all the Bears!

It's a Gingerbred Bobby Bear!!!!!!!!!!
Perfick!
Ooo this wun's from Granny!WOW!
A choklit football on a stik.
A CHOKLIT FOOTBALL ON A STIK!!!!
That's like, wun of the best things in the werld!
Now the big wun, from Mummy an Daddy!A Bear book!
Thare's lots of stuff on historikol Bears in heer!

and
now.................
BERFDAY CAYKE!!!!!!!!! AT LAST!!!!!!!!!!
Heer!
Hav a look at my berfday video!

Wat a grayte berfday I've had!!!!!!!
Hope yu had a good day too!!!!!!!!

TTFN!
Bob T Bear (esq)

BERFDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Part 1!

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

As soon as it turned Midnite, I told Mummy she cud no longer stop me opening my present from Beanie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO THARE! HA!
I rekkond it was a new push push car...

Then I saw......OH WOW! A fire engine! BRILL!!!!!!!!!
THANKS BEANIE!!I luv fire engines. we heer them go up the rode goin nee norrrrr nee norrrrrrrrr...

OK, cards now!!!
Heer is the wun from Beanie.
I think it looks like tree bark. Clever, issent it?Last week, a card arrived from Abearika, and Mummy mayde me wayte to open that too!
Issent she harsh?
-After all, it was from Jerry an Ben!!!!!
Look! I've got a hat just like that!I do like the way they always dror themselves wayving!
See them thare at the bottom?Thanks, Jerry an Ben!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dilly mayde this littol card.
She cullerd the frame with the cullers of my nose, an put a bloo bow on the Bear. Gosh, that's reelly kwite nice for Dilly!She did insist on giving me ear hugs tho...
This wun is from Granny!
This is a garden Bear, wiv sunflowers!
This wun has a Bear in a teapot on it.
Hehehehe..... I think he mite be doin a poo in thare!
HAHAHA!It's from all the uther Bears in the howse!An the cats!I fownd sum mor presents this morning.
HURRAY!!
I'll blog abowt them layter!!!!
Mummy is goin owt now.
I think she has a choklit cayke for me sumware.
Me an Sam ar going to hav a look for it!

Catcha layter!!!

Bob T Bear (esq)

Berfday Cayke

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No; on hollyday
  
• Simpsons: Yay!!
• Tesco: No
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:10 /10 Huzarr!!!
• Overall Score: 7.32321/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Teehee! THANK kew awl for awl the nice messidges for me berfday! I shor had a grayte day!

Just as we Bears wer gettin reddy for the Pant Party in the eevnin, Mummy brort owt a cayke wiv a candle in it. Oh boy, I was havin sutch a frolikky time I had fergotten awl abowt a berfday cayke!!
I mayde a wish, an blew owt the candle...

That was wun small puff for a man, wun giant blow for an 8 inch Bear!

Then we went on wiv the Pant Party!!!!!
Horrayyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Erm, did yu notiss Grayum?
Hav anuther look-

HA! GOTCHA!

Yes, thare is ownly wun thing that can distrakt Grayum from a huge pile of freshly lornderd pants, an that's cayke. Spesifikly sumwun else's cayke. Wat a cheek!!!!!

IT'S MY BERFDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: No, theyer on hollyday now.
  
• Simpsons: Yes!
• Tesco: Yes!
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
• Overall Score: 7.897/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Wa-hey! I'm 8 1/4!!
Hehe!!!

Mummy mayde me a new T-Shert for my berfday. She arkst wat I wud like on it, so I sed BLOO PANTS!!!! HAhahaha!
Arfter I got this on, I slid down the bannister, an this is wat I fownd downstairs-

LOOK! Thare's Lisa on the rappin payper!!!

Ooooo I luv presents... wassis???
OH BOY!! A new push push car!!!

Brrrrrmmm rmmmm rmmmmm rmmmmmmm.....
Next, this littol wun....Oh! A new pensil rubber! Ha! Well, I don't mayke that menny mistakes, but I do like to hav a nice pensil rubber. This wun is grayte, it has Winnie The Pooh on it -
Next! Oooooo....... MINTS!!!!
Most minty things ar green, but I like theez wuns cos they come in a bloo box, an the mints ar see-throo. Also, they ar shoogar-free, so yu don't hav to brush yer teeth!

Oh! Thank yu, Dilly!!!!
It took me a wile to open, cos Dilly likes to fly rownd an rownd a present wiv the stikky-tape roll on her snowt!!!! Wen I finerly got in, it was this grayte pen, that duz lots ov diffrent cullers on it for intrestin doodles.
Gosh! This wun is a straynge shaype.....hmmm.....Oh! It's a FOOT!!!
Aaargh! Jim Lad!!!
Hehehehe it's a pensil sharpner, reelly!Well that's all my pressies.
But look! I've still got my cards yet!! Wa-hey!
This wun haz Bears playing football! Hurray!
WOW! ALL THE BEARS IN THE HOWSE HAV SYNED IT!!! THANKS, BEARS!!!!!

This wun's a football wun in Gillingham cullers! Hurray!
Oh! It's from Mummy an Daddy!!!!
This wun's from Dilly.
She sed she dident mind getting me wun wiv a Bear on it as it haz lots ov flowers on it too.
Oh! It's from Chester the Cat, as well!!!
Just as I thort I'd had all my serprizes, Mummy showd me wat we can hav for tea layter-We had sum ov theez the uther week an they ar YUMSTER!!!!!
I had a sneeky peek to check how menny Pooh wuns ar inside-
Hmmm... two. OK I'll eet thoze an share the uthers.

WA-HEYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm having a grayte day so far!!!!!!!!!!

Seeya layters!!!!