Gettin bak to normal...

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills:training, I hope
  
• Simpsons: yes, but it waz a silly Halloween wun. I don't like those. They allways seem to mess abowt wiv Lisa's luvly hair.
• Tesco: no, an Mummy went off to Saynsbury's. Pah!
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: we dident do eny /10
• Day Score: 7.32169/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well I think it's a bit off wen yor Mummy taykes a foto ov yu wen yor not well. Wud yor Mummy do that? I felt reelly not well the uther day. Er... the day arfter my berfday, as it happens. Must hav been a bug.

Evrything sowndid lowd an my tummy waz very odd.

My farts had gon all weird too. Sort ov like wen yu open a pakkit ov nuts an get that littol puff ov air. I always knew that they employd a small Bear to put farts into the bags! Well I cud hav earnt a fortewn....

I waz a bit sik in my hat.

Henri wassent lettin go ov the beer, eevn wen it had all gon....

I fownd theez foto's on the camra, too, from the party.....

Heer, I am explorin my new trouzers...

This is the offishul groop foto:, in wich LBBBJ haz akwired my trouzer hat. Note that Henry is still firmly holdin onto that beer glarss:

Seems Grayum lost his hat at sum poynt, an fownd sumwun else's, sumwun-else's-wiv-a-bigger-hed:

Speekin ov hats, Sam's hat had speshol eye-triangols cut into the brim:

Hehehee! I still hav sum Ginger Chewy Bears left. I think I'll go an investigayte them..

Bye fer now!

Daddy's tern

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 HA!/10
• Day Score: 7.35419872656000001/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well well well. I just had a messidge from Blogger sayin that I can now hav my blog translaytid into Hebrew, Arabic an Persian. Any taykers?

On the tummy-bug frunt, we hav mayde progress. Ov a sort. That is, Daddy has now got it. On the plus side this meens his pooes hav progresst at a farst rayte ov knots to number 6 on the chart, so I waz finally abol to find owt wat waz ment by "fluffy edges". Or, I waz abol to enkwire abowt it. I don't meen "find owt" litrolly, as in hav a look. Good Lord no. Well, not unless it waz in a Tupperware contayner that had a dam good seel on it. I meen, it is intrestin.

Enyway. I can report that "fluffy" is in fakt a jolly good discripshun, an also that it duz NOT tickol on the way owt.

Daddy is up to 5 on the kwantity scayle ov things today, an that's dispite the Imodium capsules. I did arsk if he cood lay off those, in the intrest ov reeserch, but he sed that he waz fine wiv singol figures an thankt me very much.

Mummy, on the other paw, is feelin a lot better but still tyerd. But we all did a layte nite shoppin trip to perk her up (a good swing in the trolley, speshly throo the pant aisle, always werks for me!)

-Yu remember Daddy is a teecher? Well this term he is teechin 7 yeer olds, an tomorro he is teechin them how to mayke choklit fridge cayke. So we had to go an buy LODES ov yummy BROWN choklit, wich he will hav to mayke all MELTY an MOLTEN an RUNNY in frunt ov the clarss, an then mix it wiv RAISINS so that it is a brown goo full ov lumpy bits an biskits an stuff, an soft, gooey butter. Imagin havin to do that wen yor tummy is rumblin an yor bottom is tryin to skweez in a berp. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

(If he brings sum home, I'm not shor I shall eet eny.....)

Bye fer now!

Too much too yung!

Scores since Munday:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
• Day Score: 7.438945318/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well, jus wen yu thort it waz safe to go bak into the barthroom, Mummy's bug comes bak! She seems to get a few days ov bein better, then bak it comes. She keeps feelin very tyerd wiv it, wich is wy I havent been bloggin lots, as I'v been carfterin her.
Well, sum ov the time.

I've also spent sum time lookin fer Sam.

Sam: overdosed

I may hav menshund befor, part ov Sam's mishun is to explor an lern bowt things. He goze off fer hours at a time, explorin things in the howse. Wun time he spent 7 hours explorin the cubberd in the kitchen whare Mummy keeps the cookin tins. He sed he startid imaginin all the caykes that had been cookt in them over the yeers, an forgot the time.

Well peepol, this time I haddent seen him since larst Friday mornin wen Mummy waz sortin owt the washin. I eevn worreed that he waz stuk, trappt at the bottom ov a pile ov daddy's derty soks at the bottom ov the barsket. I vencherly held me breff an had a look, but it waz empty. (Phew!)

Kno whare I fownd him today?

In the pant dror. Onnistly I don't kno wether to be prowd or worreed! Heed been in thare all that time. I had to coax him owt very gently. This ferst involvd gettin him to remember his nayme an whare he waz. He dident stop kwiverin fer hours. Shaykin, he waz. Grayum startid to lean on him, sayin he waz as good as the massardge chair. I've tukt him up in bed wiv Mummy. He shud be bak to normal by....... Sunday?

On a briter note, this is a foto ov a SnowBear that Chewy mayde! He is holdin her Bear, Pat. I hope Pat dident get cold heer! This is a fantastik SnowBear, an grayte to meet another Bear, too, speshly wun in a bloo football kit!

Thanks, Chewy! We still havent had eny sno in Colchester. We did get hayle-stones, wich arnt as much fun at all, altho they did mayke Dilly jump wen they ferst hit the windo, an that bit waz funny.

Bye fer now!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

Overall Scores for Larst Year:

• Gills: sor most ov the home matches, an wunce my blogger frends startid wearin bloo stuff on match days, we startid to do better. Speshly pants, I yet agen stress- wearin bloo pants on match days reelly duzz help, so if yu dident get eny fer Crismoss, get owt in those Janury Sales soon as pos an stok up on em.
• Simpsons: sor lots ov them, but we don't get Sky, so I dident see the new wuns. But I don't care. The oldest wunds ar akchewly betta, cos in the start credits yu see Lisa ride her bike over a bump in the road an for 0.136598 ov a second yu see her pants. It mite not seem much, but beleev me, it's werth it. I'm gettin kwite nifty on that paws button....
• Tesco: Daddy haz a loyalty card for Tesco but continews to occayshunly ferget wat loyalty meens an so I sumtimes catch him shoppin sumware else. Mummy duzzent hav a card at all an I'm not lettin her ride the trolley till she gets wun.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: I think yu will agree I remayne the Champyun in this sport ahem/10
• Averridge Day Score: 8.197321746537973174876100000000001/10

HAPPY NEW YEAR NOT-A-BEARS!

Heer's me, sellybraytin New Year by Big Ben just arfter midnite, wiv lots ov firewerks, in among the crowds ov thowsands.....

Oh, allrite then, it's me in frunt ov the telly! HEHEHEE!

We dident go owt for New Yeer. In fakt, for the sayme reeson for me bein a bit absent rownd heer- Mummy has had a bad bug, wun that so menny peepol hav had it's been on the news. She has been sik an pooey an sed she felt like she had been run over by a horse. A BIG horse, she stresst, like bein run over by a littol wun wood jus be a bit itchy. So me an Dilly hav been carfterin her. I eevn gayve her self-ishooin rites over the tishooes. I'm a very helpful Bear. She is feelin better today but is worreed the rest ov us will catch it. Hope not.

The man on the telly sed weed get snow today, an I waz lookin forwerd to maykin a SnowBear, wat wiv Mummy bein vertikol agen. But we dident get a singol flake ov snow. I rekkon Mrs Nesbitt, up north, got it all. If so, pleez send sum down heer!

I hav to say "Happy Berfday" to my arnty Christina in Ostraylia cos it's her berpday today. Well, yesterday in Ostraylia. Well, 4th Janry. Wich is today. Well it's today heer. Over there it's yesterday allreddy. So I misst it?? But it's today where I'm sayin it, but yesterday where I'm sayin it to. Ohhh my hed herts. This is like Time Travol.

Enyway! As fer Crismoss, oh wow, I've got so much to tell yu all, it's tickerling the inside ov my hed! I'm gonna sort owt my foto's tonite an tomorro, an then come bak an show yu all.

Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!!!! Heer's to another grayte bloggin yeer, me fello bloggeroos!!!!!

Bye fer now!