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Showing posts with label bees. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bees. Show all posts

Thursday, April 26, 2007

"Three Beautiful Things"

Yesterday's scores:

  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, an I got to ride in the trolley
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10 Grayum has stopped sulking.
  • Day Score: 8.231/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

There is a laydy in Kent who duzz a blog called "Three Beautiful Things". Simpol idea: evry day she writes down Three Beautiful Things that she's noticed. A lot ov the time it's girly stuff like flowers an sunsets an pinkness, but yu also get sum really intresting stuff. Like, cakes, fer exampol.

Enyway, she suggests other peopol do a "3BT" one day on their blogs, an I thort I'd hav a go. So here ar my Three Beautiful Things that I've enjoyed so far today:

  1. Wiggling My Toes. Oh wat a pleasure it is to wiggle yor toes. Go on, giv it a go. Kick yer shooz off an giv 'em a good wiggle. See? Horses don't know what they're missing.
  2. Watching The Bees Sleep. Arfter they wer seen buzzing in an out of holes in our wall, we got them a Bug Box made of lots of holes. They use some of the holes in the box to sleep in. I went out in the night an shone a torch at 'em. I could see wun wiggling. Maybe he was trying a toe wiggle, jus fer fun.
  3. Thinking I'd Finished My Ginger Biscuit, Then Finding Half Of It Hiding Under A Bit Of Paper. -So I ate it all over agen! Oh, they always tayste even betta wen they're unexpected!

See if yu can think of 3, an leave them in the comments bit.

Bye fer now!

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Paid at last!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8/10 (suspect Grayum cheated)
  • Day Score: 8/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Daddy finally paid his debt an I got the 40 choklit peanuts I won on the Grand Nashional:

Mmmm nmnmn nm nm nm um nm! Well worth waiting for. (Monkey, I saved you a few, ok?)

Dilly said that they look like rabbit poo, but she's jus jealous.

Akshully, we're havin to giv her a wide berth this week, cos her Eester egg has made her broody. She has been inkew-baiting it for days now. (I'm not shor wat this means, but Daddy has asshored me that it is nothing to do with Bear-baiting.) Anyone who goes too near her gets snapped at. I'll see if I can get a photo for you, but I might be risking life an limb....

Meanwhile, in our bee-infested spring garden, I cort this pic of wun of my frends, the Bob Robins. We hav a few. Mummy calls this wun "Newton", arfter wun of her teachers at junior skool, who always had her hed on wun side. See wat yu think:

Bye fer now!

Monday, April 16, 2007

Bees Making Bees Making Hunny

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

In my curpasity as Spy, I beleev I hav uncovered a secret plot to take over the back of my house. They started to move in the other day. Just wun or two at first. Then three or four at a time. An NOW, I beleev they are intending to multiply an take up Squatters' Rights. It's a bit inconvenient, as they are right near the door, so you hav to duck them wen yu go out. I wonder why they chose MY house. They better not be arfter my marigolds.....

Here is a dockewmentry I made of them yestaday. Eny nature buffs out there? Let me know wat yu think....

Bye fer now!