Dit's Nashnal Teddy Bear Day!!!!
Yesterday's scores:
Well! Do yu remember a few munths ago, I sed that wiv Muther's Day an Farther's Day an all that, that thare shud be a Bear day??? Huh? Huh? Well now thare IS wun!!!!!
An look! Accordin to The Times, it's today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Weev had a spur-ov-the-moment sellybrayshun ov sorts heer. Mummy went owt an bort new pants today- wivowt eevn nowing abowt it bein an orspishus occayzshun!
An befor I forget, thare is anuther grayte day coming up that we mussent miss, peepol!!! YES!! INTERNASHNOL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY returns on 19th September!!!! Don't ferget to joyne in, or yu'll be for walking the plank, mateys, aaarrrr!