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Showing posts with label ants and pants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ants and pants. Show all posts

Thursday, September 09, 2010

Dit's Nashnal Teddy Bear Day!!!!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons: No
  • Tesco: No
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10
  • Overall Score: 7.5/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well! Do yu remember a few munths ago, I sed that wiv Muther's Day an Farther's Day an all that, that thare shud be a Bear day??? Huh? Huh? Well now thare IS wun!!!!!

An look! Accordin to The Times, it's today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Wat a shayme it wassent announst in advarnce! We shall hav to mark our calendars, folks, an then wen we get new wuns in Janyurry, copy it on to thare. Weel hav to hav a dam good sellybrayshun next yeer!

Weev had a spur-ov-the-moment sellybrayshun ov sorts heer. Mummy went owt an bort new pants today- wivowt eevn nowing abowt it bein an orspishus occayzshun! So! I got them owt ov the pakkidging an we Bears had a jolly good frolick!!!!Arfter awl, yu carnt ware them unfrolicked, can yu?

An befor I forget, thare is anuther grayte day coming up that we mussent miss, peepol!!! YES!! INTERNASHNOL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY returns on 19th September!!!! Don't ferget to joyne in, or yu'll be for walking the plank, mateys, aaarrrr!


Saturday, March 20, 2010

HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Haha! Too farst for yu, Blooberry! /10
  • Overall Score: 8ish an a bit /10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Just HAD to nip by an show yu this cartoon:
(if yu clik on it, it gets bigger)

HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh boy, we Bears hav bin larffin so hard our beeds hav gon awl tikkly!
HAA!

TTFN,