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HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I think I mite be gettin throo to the green fella, and today I am drorin up a list ov rools for him to sine an agree to. Arfter that, I shall keep a close eye on him- and the pants. Mor on that layter. Meenwile, Blue haz given me an award!!!! HURRAY! So I thort I wud nip in heer an share that wiv yu!

Heer it is. It's the Sweet Friends Award. It's a bit pink, but haz a nice cayke on it.
Now I've got to List 10 things that make you happy and try to do one today.
Okeydokes. I'll hav a sit an a scratch an see wat I can come up wiv......

1. Pants. Speshly frolicking of. Yeah, I rekkon I will do this today.
2. Cayke. Speshly carrot cayke. An Barnarnana cayke. Yum!
3. Pokkit treats. Like choklit peanuts. Or fudge. The best thing abowt fudge is that yu can leev it in yor pokkit for weeks. In fakt it jus gets better cos it gets crunchy.
   
4. Riding the trolley at Tesco's an showtin Yeeeeharrrrr!!!! wen we go parst grumpy peepol.
5. Playin wiv my push-push car.
6. Investigayting stuff. Like, spying on the naybers, or settin up my Bob-cam.
7. I like it wen Gillingham gets a goal at football, cos then we all cheer an do a darnse, an-
8. I'm an ace darnser an like to get down an strut my funky stuff. Darnsin maykes me happy cos yu carnt be sad an darnse. Unless yor old, like Daddy. Most daddys ar sad darnsers.
   
9. Sharin tea wiv Daddy. He duzzent tayke shoogar eny mor, but he puts it in on wun side an I drink from that side an he drinks from the uther.
10. Maykin snowbears.

OK that's it. Now I'm ment to parss the award on to 10 peepol hoo mayke me smile. Well, evrywun hoo reeds my blog maykes me smile. I smile at the thort ov yu taykin time owt to catch up wiv wat I'm up to. See I'm smilin rite now. So I am parssin the award on to all ov yu. Pleez tayke it an put it on yor blog. Eevn if yu havent got time to do the list of 10 things, tayke a pic ov the award from me enyway. Ah go on. It's a pikcher ov a cayke, arfter all, an that will mayke yu smile wenever yu look at it :@}

Sum awards from Sandy!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes, rode in the trolley on top ov a tub ov tarramasalata, wich waz not ownly a bit cold on me bum cheeks, waz also a bit pink.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
• Day Score: 7 sih /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Wow! Look!

Hehehee!

Theez awards ar from Sandy. Do yu ever go to her blog? If not, giv it a vizit, cos it is always filld wiv grayte stuff!!!

(Ahhh.... Bear hugs!!!)

THANK YOU Sandy, an thankyu for yor blog wich is like taykin a relaxin stroll throo the woods an enjoyin a good look abowt. Exsept that I don't poo behind eny of yor trees. HEHEEE.

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I am thinkin of gettin my own award goin. I think I shall call it The Golden Frolic, an award it to peepol hoo ar still in tutch wiv their inner Bear Cub. (No Dilly, I don't meen thay ate a bayby Bear! Noooooooooo!)

Now I hav to get a dezine for it. Maybe a pair ov pants!!! I wonder if my Arnty Chritina can do it. Sheez a compewter animayter, yu kno, an is well clever in a -I-bet-she-cud-dror-a-grayte-pants-pikcher sort ov way, too.

Bye fer now!

Wow!!

Good Lor!

I got an emayle this mornin from the peepol at Blogged.com sayin that their editors had revewed my blog an given me 8.6/10!!! WOW!!!! I waz so exsytid I jumpt all over the bed. They gayve me this badge. Snazzy, init???

Wow! It mayde my beads go all tickly! Hehehe!

Thanks, peepol!

Thanks for theez!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:9.5/10
• Day Score:7ish /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I seem to hav been collektin awards an it's time to say thankyu proply an parss them on!

This wun cayme from Koobuss:

This wun cayme from Asta: This wun cayme from a.bananna:


Now I'm ment to parss theez on, but this is the bit I find reelly diffcult. I hav tons ov fayvrit bloggers. Jus look at the list ov links to other blogs at the rite-paw side ov this blog. Charnces ar, yor there! If yor there then yor allreddy wun ov my all time fayvrits. I think yor so good that I want others to find yu an appryshyate yu too. That is wy I put yor link there.

So I won't worry my furry hed abowt parsin theez owt evrywhare. Yu all allreddy diserve them!!! In fakt, if yu fansy wun, jus put it on yor blog an say that I gayve it to yu! Meenwile I'll do wun iffishul wun eech:

I giv this wun ...............to Alex L, hoo yewst to be calld Pope Terry. I can tell he maykes me think, as wen I reed his blog I end up skratchin my hed wiv my fut.

I'll giv this wun ...................
to Lynda/Granny K cos not ownly do I like to vizit her blog, but it duzz mayke me grin wen she vizits me! (oh! Not that this duzzent upply to others too- oh deer! Do yu see the trubbol I hav?)

An I giv this wun..........................

to Bumblevee. We ownly fownd eech other reesently an I am reelly glad we did!

I'm thinkin ov startin my own award jus fer non-hewman bloggers! Wat shall I call it? The Golden Frolic? heheheh!

Enyway, weer not up to mutch today as Mummy's old bones ar hertin, so we Bears ar mostly huggin her, or runnin up an down her bak. Dilly is in charge ov brewin tea. Hope to all be bak on form tomorro!

Bye fer now!

To marrygold, or not to marrygold, that is der kwestchun.

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no. We did play on Saterday tho, an I waz there. It waz 0 - 0, so a not-a-looz. Wich is pritty good, considrin the cheetin scum that we wer playin agenst. Thanks, evrywun hoo serpportid us by wearin bloo pants! (Wa-hey!- Serpportiv serpporters warin serpportiv supporters!)
• Simpsons: yes, but they wer bein meen to Lisa, an that's just not on.
• Tesco: yes. Went wiv Mummy an rode in the trolley on top ov the loo roll. (Andrex Aloe Vera? Hmm. She must be havin that old trubol agen.)
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10!/10 tayk that!
• Day Score: 8/10

(for explanayshun ov wat theez scors meen, press heer!)

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Thank yu fer all yer comments on that larst bit. WOW there was loades. Hehehehe!

I've bin doin a bit mor mewsin since....

Remember me marrygolds larst yeer?
An the video ov me plarntin them?

It waz grayte fun.

Wat I want to kno is, shud I do it agen this yeer?

I've bin doin marrygoldin now for 3 yeers, sayvin sum ov the seeds an yewsin them next time. So weer into Grayte-Grayte-Grand-marrygolds if I go ahed this yeer.

Wun ov larst yeer's spessymins.

Do yu think I shud do sumthing diffrent insted?

Hav a look at the poll on the rite ov this site, an leev a vote. I'll leev it open a munth, then I can get startid at the end ov March.

Let me kno watcha think!
Bye fer now!

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Oooooo........... Koobuss an Asta hav given me a a a AWARDS!!!!
Thanks, my fluffy feerless frends!
I shall be over layter to investigayte watcha upta, an pik up the awards. I'll bring sum choklit peenuts an cayke. Coffee Cayke all rite?

Shoppin

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no, an food levels ar so low Mummy is startin to eet the lettuce. This is seeriuss.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 5 (I let him get me) /10
• Day Score: 7.458123100000000006 /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Weev been bizzy showin things to Sam, hoo is continuing on his Mishun To Discuver Things.

We took him into town so that he cud discuver mono-sillabik bus drivers, kews, Crismoss lites an puddols. We liv in Colchester but Daddy waz goin to Chelmsford fer sumthing so we tagged along too.


Sam issent in the fotoes cos the camra still spooks him. He dident get to see menny owt in the wild Alaskan rivers. Mind yu, he wuddent hav got to see menny sofas, either, an he seems to hav tayken to them very well indeed.

Mulligan (I hav sinse diskuverd his full nayme is Mulligan Tyre) haz been reedin up abowt football but sez he still prefers golf cos it's a much slower gayme, wiv inbilt toylet fasillyties all rownd the pitch, wich iz far mor soootid to an older Bear.

I dident heer enything from my Arnty in Scottyland, but Mulligan will be leevin us on Monday to deliver their Crismoss parsol. We ar goin to put in a note abowt him. A bit like the wun Paddington had, but mor informativ. I did arsk if he wud like to tayke sum pants wiv him, an he is mullin it over. He sed heed like sum shortbred fer the jerney, tho, sertenly....

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Look wat my frends Stanley an Asta gayve me!!!

Issent that nice?

I hav been thinkin ov hoo to parss it on to. There ar lots......... I think I will chooz my frend Phytheas, an Rachelle for all her pronking Pacas, an Meanie coz he maykes me giggol (he is as scattalogikal as me!) HEHEEHEHEEE! Oh! an Sandy cos she finds lots ov funny fotoes. An Pope Terry coz he always leevs comments that mayke me larf. Spaulding Bear an Teddy, too, cos they like to play air gittar to The Hoo. Oh! An Mrs Nesbitt! An an an oh! Oh! An I HAV to inklood Plumpiemousie! She haz lots ov littol blogs all leedin off wun big wun, an they ar all grayte!

There. That's probly too menny but I carnt help bein serrowndid by Bears an Not-A-Bears hoo mayke me smile. I also carnt help being popular. (Teheheeeheheetehehee!)

Bye fer now!

Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!!

I'm number 1 on the list this week!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aussiejourno's Weekly Blog Awards

Top Blogs For Week Ending 15 September.

Click Here: David's List of 50+ Bloggers.

(David duzzent do a logo so I drew this wun meself. Hmm. Not bad. But I think I mite re-desine it an slip a kangaroo in sumwhare. Wotcha think?)

How bowt this wun:

Coooo, ta!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes, a big wun in Chelmsferd. I haddent been to that wun befor. WOW! It waz grayte. I shall hav to tik it off in my Tesco Stores List Book.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 haha! /10
• Day Score: 8/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Oh boy! Ruth has awardid me this:
Oh, WOW! Thanks, Ruth! She sed:

Here's what to do if you receive this: Proudly display it on your blog along with
a link to who gave it to you. Mention that it originated at Skittles' Place so she can follow it's journey. Pass it on to any blogger(s) you think should have it

Well, it's a tuff choyse, as yu can see from my list of links to the rite- I like a lot ov blogs! But I think I will award it to Plumpiemousie. Mousie haz an amayzin blog. It is all senterd rownd a villidge calld Plumpiemousie. There iz a diffrent blog fer eech bit ov the villidge, like the post offiss, fer examplol, an diffrent peepol's howses. She rites it in English an French an duzz sum grayte pikchers. Hav a look!

On the same day I reseevd this from Victorya:

Look, yu 2, STOP MAKIN ME GO PINK!!!!
Hehehee.... thanks, Victorya. It's nice havin yu fer a fan. (Gosh.)

I dewtifully pass it on to.... Phytheas! This is Phyth, altho this issent a very good foto as he had flu at the time:
Phyth's Mum haz to travel abowt a lot for her job, an he goze too, wiv camra an pensil in paw. I hope yu vizit him. Heez gettin kwite observant.

I enjoy all the blogs on my link list, an a cuppol others that I hav got to add as well. I hope yor not upset if I havent menshund yu heer.

Thank yu, also, to Authorblog, hoo haz me as Number 2 in his list of best blogs this week. Dilly keeps poyntin owt that "2" rimes with "poo", but she issent on the list at all so there. No wonder she is green, it's the jellossy.

WA-HEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm off fer a sellybrayterry Pant Frolic!

More thank cues

Hullo!

Another thank cue is dew- to Aussiejourno, hoo haz put my blog as 2nd on his list of Best Blogs this week! Wa-Heyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

He has also ritten a revew ov this blog, Dilly's blog and Mummy's. Clik heer an scroll down, to go an reed it, or to see the list ov 50 blogs in full!

A few updates on stuff....

Ahhh.... Independence day.... the day that led to them calling biskits 'cookies'.... an wen the whole confewzion abowt PANTS began. WA-HEYYY!!!!!!! Horray fer independence day! Wivowt it, pants mite be less fun.

Heer ar jus a few updaytes on things rownd heer.... yu partyin peeps mite need to catch up layter... hehehe


Awards...

Hehehee! Yesbut has given me his "Caption of the Week" award. Hehehee!

This waz his pikcher:

An my capshun was: "Oh, bugger it! Let's buy one!"

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahaha!

Thanks, YesBut! An thanks fer the badge, too (see colum, rite).

Authorblog still incloods me on his list of Top Blogs. I'm 5th this week! Wa-heyy! The list coms owt eech Saterday. It's fun cos I lyke to luk up the other peepol on the list. I nominayte eny gud blogs I find, too. If yu see a gud blog sumwher, let Authorblog kno!

Intervewin Peeps

PYTHEAS has finisht arnserin the kwestchuns I put to him, an yu can now reed the intervew on his blog. He's a great littol traveller, he is. Want to kno mor abowt hs nayme?? Go see the intervew!

MEANIE has finisht his kwestchuns as well (diffrent kweschuns) (oviussly- yu wuddent arsk a Bear an a Dragon the sayme stuff, now, wud yu?) so yu can reed that intervew, too, today.

It waz grayte fun thinkin up the kwestchuns. Wy not volunteer to be intervewd by wun of theez reprobates? HAHA!

The Gallery

I am still werkin on a Speshol Gallery to go wiv this blog. I will put all the scanned Bear Bottoms there. It's never too layte to scan yor bare Bear bottom to be incloodid in this. Meanie an Monkey sed they wud, too. Wa-heyyy! Don't ferget now, guys, will yu? Peepol ar lukin forward to it.

If yu don't hav a scanner, a foto will do. Just emayle them to my Mummy.

Comin up.....

(1) another danse video plannd, (2) marrygolds to plarnt out, IF it ever stops raynin, (3) Daddy's berfday nex Wendsday, so probly mor cayke. Wa-heyy!

Snot update

Yes, Daddy still has a cold. Coffin alot. Well wat do yu expekt wen Dilly sez she's a nerse. Her approatch to care is "Tayke medsin, get betta. NOT tayke medsin, get pointy stik."

Bye fer now!

Oh My!

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Authorblog's list of 50 top blogs is out agen- an I'm number 2 this week! Oh my gudness! I may hav to do another darnse! Thank yu!

In the meentime I've cookt this speshol meal fer Authorblog's creator, AussieJourno. It's a Stuffed Abergine. (I think sum of yu wud call that an "egg-plarnt". Altho, I've never seen a chikn in that much pain.)

Heer is the befor pikcher:

an heer is the arfter pikcher:

It's delishus. I'll keep it hot fer yu fer as long as I can. If yu don't get heer in time I'll jus hav to eet it in yor honour!

Bye fer now!

Aussiejourno Weekly Blog Awards

As menny of yu will know alreddy, AuthorBlog announces a list of Best Blogs each week.
This week & larst, I've been at number 3! WOW!

I jus wantid to

1. say "HULLO!" to enywun visitin me from AuthorBlog's playce,



2. say "THANKS DAVE!" fer incloodin my blog on the list and



3. throw my arms up at the mini-commewnity mayde out of fello listins, while showtin "WA-HEYYYYYY!" an doin a funky darnse rownd the kitchen to James Brown.

There. I feel good. (I knew that I wood.)

Oh golly....

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: asleep
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
• Day Score: 8/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I've been bizzy these larst few days. I dident eevn get to log-on yestaday. Now that I hav, I am utterly humbold to find that THAT BLUE YAK has awarded me Bronze in their Best Blogs ceremony. Cooo.... thanks! Now, that's third place out of four, but I think that's the best place becos bronze is brown, an that's Bear Coloured.

This is what they say:

Very Special. Just as McGlinch has
offered to draw requests, we're hoping that Bob will also take requests. Our request is to see B.T.Bear dressed as an evil clown and "busted" by someone as he hides in the fridge and gnaws on a chicken carcass.

Uhmmm.... well, Yakky, I dooo do requests, being as I am a Agony Unkol Bear, so....let me see... I DO like chiken, an it is a bit hot here today so the fridge is kwite alluring. But I'm not shor I cud dress as an evil clown. That sownds a bit scary. How 'bout I just dress as a Millwall fan? They're a bunch of evil clowns.

But then agen, if enywun ever got hold of the pikcher... oh, the shame, the shame....

I'll see if i can come up wiv a compromise that will cause us both to grin.

Bye fer now!

Good Lord!

I have just discuverd that I am number 4 on AussieJourno's weekly list of top blogs. Well, I am utterly humbold an so happy I will hav to empty the airing cubbod of pants an frolic them all over agen. Thank yu, evrywun, fer reeding my blog. I'm glad yu ar enjoying it. I am too. If yu hav eny kwestions or comments on its contents, please let me know. Till then, all I can say is "Wa-heyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" an throw my arms up at yu.

Mmmm.... pie!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy ducking from Dilly whizzing around in the air/10
• Day Score: 7/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Authorblog has wunce mor listed me as wun of his top blogs. Horray!!! I've been in the list fer 8 weeks now. It's grate fun as I get to vizit the other peepol on the list, an sum of them pop in here, too. I did a darnse of joy an appryshyashun over this the other week, but this week I hav dun sumthing a bit mor munchy.....

So here it is, a speshol Roast Chicken & Leek Pie with Speshol Mustardy Pastry, just fer AussieJourno Dave.

I'll wait fer yu befor startin it. If yor not heer by the time the gravy gets a skin on, I'll start without yu, OK?

Bye fer now!

Wa-Heyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

My blog has been included in Authorblog's Weekly Blog Awards now for SIX WEEKS!!!!! Yu can imagine how chuffed I was to see this. An so I thort I shood express sum joy an appreeshyashon. In fact, I expressed them in the form of dance. Here it is.

If yu carn't see it here, try this YouTube link.

Enyway, I'm a very gleeful Bear today.

Bye fer now!

Cool!

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I discovered that my Diary has been in Authorblog's list of Best Blogs for 4 weeks now. Cool!

I am utterly onnored, truly, an my flabber has never been so garsted. Thank yu!

Bye fer now!

Bears get honoured too!

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Horray! Author David McMahon has listed my blog as wun ov his best ov the week. Have a look on his site: Authorblog