WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".
Showing posts with label opera. Show all posts
Showing posts with label opera. Show all posts

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Weer bak!!!

Holiday scores:
  • Gills: no, but we did play yesterday, an wun, wich waz a good welkum bak.
  • Simpsons: yes- we had a telly in our room an I watcht The Simpsons most nites.
  • Tesco: They dident hav wun in Buxton. Well, ownly a tiny wun. We got sum petrol thare.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
  • Overall Score: 8.436291/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Wa-heyy! I've got so menny fotoes I don't kno whare to start!

I cuddent log on evry day from the hotel as I had thort. The signol wassent grayte an thare jus wassent time to play abowt wiv it. Never mind! Heer's my inishol de-breef: (hehehee! de-breef!!! Hehheee! Getcher pants off! Hehehe Cheeky Bear!)

The wether dident improov mutch. Buxton is 1300 ft abuv sea level so if it's goin to be wet an windy, that's not reelly the best playce to be, cos as well as wet an windy, it got a bit cold, too. So we dident go for long walks in the Derbyshire Dales, wich we wontid to do, reelly, arfter the long walks we did in the Yorkshire Dales larst yeer wer so good.

Lots of sheep up thare. Nun ov them seemd botherd by the wether.This wun eevn seems to be larffin.

Insted, we did alot ov driving abowt an lookin at littol villidges. Mummy dident mind cos, since she did that sponsord run in May, she haz a bad bak. So she wassent up to much walkin enyway, unless it waz walkin between littol tea-shops for tea an cayke.

Hahaha! This cheeky yung jackdaw mayde me larf! (This is a minicher railway that went rownd wun ov the parks in Buxton.)

So my fotoes will be hills, clowds, sheep, old bildings an cayke. Mostly. Met a few Bears, too. An on Therzday we went to the Opera.

This iz Buxton Opera Howse whare we went.

It waz calld The Pirates Of Penzance. An gess wat? Oh my! The boss-man in it is a Major-General - AN HE HAD A BEAR!!! He did! He kept comin on stayge in a nite-shert an nite-cap, an carryin his Bear! The Bear waz warin a nite shert an cap, too, an hid a littol whiskey-flarsk in his pokket, wich the Major-General kept taykin a sip from. So the Bear waz the whiskey ishooer! Hehe!

Daddy sneekt a kurten-call foto at the end, but yu carnt see the Bear. This is very disappoyntin as he had the main role, in my opinyun. Poo.

It waz good fun tho. We wer rite at the bak an up at the top so nowun mindid me havin a good old paw-stomp an darnse. I joynd in a bit, too, wen I rekognized a few tewns.

Well, that's jus for a chek-in, reelly. I'll sort throo the fotoes an put sum on in my nex few posts.

Oh! An wen I got home, Mrs Nesbitt had sent us a card she mayde! It sed "Welkum Home" an inside waz this poem-

The weather was awful since you went away,

But now you're home safe, Hip Hip Hooray!

We'll meet one day when we'll watch the sun

And if it's dull we'll all watch Bob's bum!

Hehehehe! Thanks, Mrs N!

Bye fer now!