Wen Bears Ar Very Worreed or In a Deep Ponder

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes- they ar re-runnin the old wuns agen. But this is ok cos the old credits ar betta- yu see Lisa ride her bike over a bump an for 0.26136 ov a second yu can see her pants. Wa-heyy!
• Tesco: no. Mummy an Dilly went to Sainsburys but we Bears stayd at home. We hav standerds.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
• Day Score: 6.93846/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

WOW I havent bloggd since Friday! That's a long time. Sorry bowt that. I've had a lot on my furry mind. Mostly Gillingham. Thank yu for all yor bloo-pant warin, an speshol thanks to Bumblevee, hoo offerd to ware hers for 2 days in a roe (wa-hey!) for extra bloo-pantissity. But unforchewnitly Gillingham let us down agen an dident win. Poo!

This meens that we ar reelly in daynger now ov bein relegaytid. We hav jus this Saterday to go. An it depends on wat uther teems win an looz an well, tern up, baysikly. Ohh......

I'm sorry to hav exposed yu to such worry an feel I ort to help. So heer yu ar. I shall share sumthing that I find helps wen I hav alot on my mind. It's calld the One Fut Behind An Eer Posishun.

It is very good for deep thinkin, worryin, an sortin owt confewsion.

Heer is a bigger Bear doin it.

As yu see, it issent jus sumthing we small Bears do. Big Bears in the wild do it too. In fact, they hav an even grayter need to, as their heds are bigger, and can therefore contayne bigger and hevier worries.

I've bloggd abowt this befor, but a long time ago! This foto is ov a Spirit Bear doing a ponder. He is probably ponderin about wat to do wiv that big stick. Will he hav a damn good scratch wiv it befor a game of Synchronized Sitting? Or should he sayve it to throw for any passing dogs that might want to play? Yu see, to yu it is just a stick, an yu might not even hav noticed it in the foto, but to a Bear, it is sumthing to ponder.

Enyway. There is lots to do deep thinkin abowt rownd heer. An this is wy I've been so bizzy.

Bye fer now!

When Bears Ponder

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
• Day Score: 8/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Today I want to tell you about what Bears do when they hav a lot on their minds.

In an early blog I recommended that a young Bear sit and do a hard think about wat it is to be a Bear. To be helpful, wich I am, I suggested he do this while sitting wiv wun fut behind an ear. This is becoz it is a very good Concentrayting pozishon. I often adopt this pose wen I hav a worry on my mind as it givs my worrying hed sumthing to lean on while I work things out.


It issent jus sumthing we small Bears do, yu know. Big Bears in the wild do it too. In fact, they hav an even grayter need to, as their heds are bigger, and can therefore contayne bigger and heavier worries. Here is a spirit bear doing a ponder. Probably about wat to do wiv that big stick. Shall he hav a damn good scratch wiv it befor a game of Synchronized Sitting? Or should he sayve it to throw for any passing dogs that might want to play? Yu see, to yu it is just a stick, an yu might not even hav noticed it in the photo, but to a Bear, it is sumthing to ponder.

Hav a try at One-Fut-Behind-Ear next time yu need to do a good hard think. Sum Not-A-Bears tend to prefer the one-knee-resting-on-top-ov-the-other position insted, unless they are familiar with Yoga. But he is another Bear entirely and we don't menshon him.

Bye fer now!