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Monday, April 16, 2012

Eestery catch up - PART 2!!!

Weekend's scores:
  • Gills: yes we playd Oxford an got a not-a-looz
  • Simpsons: No, but sor Famly Guy an American Dad.
  • Tesco: Yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: Daddy tryd to get me an insists he got a 10, but I told him it dident cownt cos he dident so mutch get my nose as grab me whole hed. /10
  • Overall Score: 8.100009 (slightly inflated by ginger cake) /10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

OK now I can bring yu the rest of the fotoes from my Eester weekend wiv Beanie!


Thare wer lots ov historikol peepol thare. This is Charles II. Issent he tall?
That's Andrea, an me an Tango.
I wantid to ask him wat he kept in his hat
(bagels?) but I dident get a chance.


This issent a historikol person this is a beefeater.
He is wun ov the gards at the tower.
No wun noes wy they ar calld beefeaters but it mite be cos Henry 8th gave them meat to eat to keep them big an strong.
They arnt all big an strong nowadays an wun ov them is a laydy.
Heer Andrea is holding me an Tango cos the grumpy beefeater dident want his foto tayken wiv eny bears, he sed. He oviossly just didn't now hoo he was meeting.


Heer ar mor historikol types.

Dilly an George liket meeting this Stuart laydy.

Oh look! Anuther wun ov those wire animols! The best by far, in my opinion!

We went inside that big 'White Tower'.
We sor this enormuss sord.
Look how big it is compared to that littol gerl!


This a soote ov Armor mayde for Henry 8th. Oh my! Look at the codpeece! HAHAHAHA! No WAY was his willy THAT big! No WAY! HAHAHAHA!!
HAHAHA! Oh my beads! HAHAHA!


Thare wer lots ov horses showing how diffrent kings' horses wor diffrent things., or wer diffrent breeds, an diffrent sizes.

This wun was all alone an he let me sit on his nee.

Next! We went to the dining hall an had HEWGE fish an chips an mushy peas!!!

Andrea, Tango, George an Beanie gave us this box
of SIX Kinder Surprise Eggs! How fantastik!!

Next we went bak owtside for a bit mor investigating.
This is the Beauchamp Tower, but they pronounce it 'Beecham'.
(I think that's daft.)

Inside thare is a LOT of graffitti from old prisoners.

Wun bit ov graffitti is very faymuss.
It sez 'JANE' and meens Laydy Jane Grey,
hoo was kween for 9 days. Then Kween Mary sed 'Oi, I'm Kween, not yu' an put her in the tower.
After a few munths peepol told her that she shud chop her hed off. So she did.

Heer is sum mor ov the graffitti inside this tower. Not all of it, just a bit.

They must hav been prisoners a long time
to scratch things into the stones this deeply, mussent they?

This was the duke ov Arundell. Or he may hav been an earl, I can't remember...

This waz the vew from the window:

Wen we cayme owt I sor that cheeky raven agen!
Then he started showing off to the gardsman that
he w
as allowd to walk abowt an the gardsman wassent!
Then Mummy wantid a kwik look in this church.
It's ware Ann Boleyn and Laydy Jane Grey
an St Thomas More an enywun else hoo had thare heds chopt off wer berreed.

Time to leev!
Good vews ov Tower Bridge on the way!

Bak on the bus!!!

Neer the train stayshun, we went into Nero's ware
Andrea treetid us to tea an cake.
She has Rocky Road, an Mummy had Carrot Cayke.
Tango, George, Beanie, Dilly an me just took sum nibbles of eech.
I hav a soft spot for carrot cake, but must admit, that
Rocky Road thing was yumtastik!!!!

Finally, wen we sed goodbye, I gayve my Sun Bear badge to Tango.
I hav had it for yeers- Pytheas gave it to me. I hope he won't mind.
I miss it, but I noe Tango collekts badges, an this was a
speshol wun.
He put it strayte on his scarf:


That's all my fotoes! I hope yu enjoyd them.
Andrea sed we will meetup agen on Beanie's berfday in October, but I hope we can meet up sooner than that. It's allways fun!

Sunday, October 30, 2011

I met up with Beanie an Tango! Horray!!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: We playd Morcombe (bunch ov comeedians) an thanks to theyer blatant unfairness we lost 2-1
  • Simpsons: yes, we sor a speshol Halloween episode. Wich, altho it was at the rite time of yeer for a chaynge, wassent that good cos they tryd to vayporize Lisa.
  • Tesco: No, but I Mummy went to the Co-Op then complayned that theyer choklit taystid funny.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: oo fergot to do this!!! /10
  • Overall Score: 7.386/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Larst Sunday I had a grayte day out in London wiv Mummy an Dilly- we went to meet Beanie an Tango Bear (an Dilly's wagon frend, George)!!!

Mummy serparst herself by forgetting the camra. DO'H!!!
Never mind. She took sum pic's on her fone, but now she duzzent noe how to get them off the fone. We lookt for the box the fone cayme in but carnt find it. STROOOOF! Sumtimes she is sutch a
GERL!!!

Then Beanie's Mum emayld us sum fotoes for our blogs, an Mummy carnt get them sayved so she can post them. AAAARRR! I defnitly need a new secritry!!!!

But heer ar sum nice fotoes that Beanie sed I can borro from his blog.


Heer's me an Beanie. We awl went in this grayte big Art Shop. It was on 3 floors, so lots ov stairs, an we had grayte fun sliding down the bannisters!

Heer's us all hav a groop chat.
Clokwise from me-
me, Dilly (yu can jus see her ridikewlussly big green ribbon on her hed), Beanie, Tango, George.
Arfter shopping we went for lunch. Beanie's Ma took us to this grayte playce called Brown's (good Bear nayme) an we had eNORmuss burgers that wer sooper yum an abowt the size ov a Bear's small armchair. Coolio!

Then we took the long way bak to our trayne stayshun so that we got to see lots ov intestin stuff on the way. We went upstairs on 2 big red buses!
Heer we ar goin parst Westminster Catheedrol:

Wen we stopt at bus stops we lookt down at the peepol gettin on an off. We notist that thare wer lots ov pigens wandering abowt, an me an Tango wantid to poo owt the windo on them but Beanie's mum sed 'Nooooo!' an wuddent let us an told Tango to behayve himself, eevn arfter I explayned that we ownly wantid to do to the pigens wat THEY do to lots ov peepol. Snot fair! Mums can be so boring.

We had a grayte time!!!
Pleez chek owt Beanie's blog
as to see mor abowt our advenchers, an see wat they got up to in London over for 4 HOL DAYS!!!

Seezya layta!