Dit's Nashnal Teddy Bear Day!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: No
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10
• Overall Score: 7.5/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well! Do yu remember a few munths ago, I sed that wiv Muther's Day an Farther's Day an all that, that thare shud be a Bear day??? Huh? Huh? Well now thare IS wun!!!!!

An look! Accordin to The Times, it's today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Wat a shayme it wassent announst in advarnce! We shall hav to mark our calendars, folks, an then wen we get new wuns in Janyurry, copy it on to thare. Weel hav to hav a dam good sellybrayshun next yeer!

Weev had a spur-ov-the-moment sellybrayshun ov sorts heer. Mummy went owt an bort new pants today- wivowt eevn nowing abowt it bein an orspishus occayzshun! So! I got them owt ov the pakkidging an we Bears had a jolly good frolick!!!!Arfter awl, yu carnt ware them unfrolicked, can yu?

An befor I forget, thare is anuther grayte day coming up that we mussent miss, peepol!!! YES!! INTERNASHNOL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY returns on 19th September!!!! Don't ferget to joyne in, or yu'll be for walking the plank, mateys, aaarrrr!