Mummy's Nuts

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: hibernaytin
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no: Daddy was going to go fer milk, but Mummy wipt sum UHT stuff outa the bak of the cubbod. An THAT comes from Sainsburys.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
• Day Score: 8- great arftanoon frolicking pants wiv LBBBJ /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

If yu are wat yu eat, then my Mummy is nuts.

Pistachio nuts, to be precise.

She has been eetin them by the bus-load. She is sayving the shells fer wen I plarnt my marigolds outside. She is goin to scatter the shells rownd them, to stop the slugs munching the leeves. Heer ar jus sum of wat she has sayved so far:

Larst year she yewsd eggshells. Man, she dident poo fer a week in order to get enuff of them. THAT'S dedicayshun.

I hope the marigolds appryshyate all our effort. They seem to be kwite happy:

week 6: getting a bit forresty

Bye fer now!