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Showing posts with label marigolds. Show all posts
Showing posts with label marigolds. Show all posts

Thursday, November 17, 2011

My Garden



Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons: No, I did see Family Guy. Stewie waz telling all his problems to his Bear. His Bear is calld Rupert.
  • Tesco: No
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 /10 good greeef! I need mor praktiss!!
  • Overall Score: 7ish/10
HULLO BEARS AND NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Eevn tho we ar well into Ortum now, my garden still has lots ov intrestin bits in it. I thort I wud share it wiv yu...

Ferst, do yu remember Oakey?
I hav been growing him since he was a haycorn.
He is looking very goldy rite now!

Better giv 'im a bit ov fertilizer for the winter...Hehehe...... I do like oakey!
Theez ar calld Red Hot Pokers!
The birds like to nibbel them.
Look! This wun is calld a Blue Tit.
(an Mummy sez I'm not ment to larf at that nayme)
This is called Pineapple SageIf yu skwish the leevs between yor paws an then smell them, they smell ov pineapple!
This is calld lobelia. I waz cond wiv this, cos the laydy sed it wud be bloo, but as yu can see, it is perpol reelly.
This is our peach tree. We had 2 peaches a few years ago. They wer reelly sweet an joosy. Imagin that! Peaches, grown owtside, in England! Wow!
No peaches this yeer tho. Still, it maykes a fine playce to perch from, wen yor observing stuff.
This is camomile.
Mummy luvs the smell ov it.
Daddy sez it smells like pee.
I agree wiv them both!

This is a nettal! But don't worry it is calld a DED Nettal, so it duzzent sting.
It duz tickol, tho!

This is calld roo. It's a nice culler issent it?
Yu hav to be careful if yor goin to frolik wiv no pants in roo, as it can mayke yu a bit itchy.

Theez ar calld cree-santh-e-mums
Yeers ago, Mummy had a luvly soft blak-an-wite cat calld Miss Figs. She waz very upset wen Miss Figs went to Heven, an she berreed her heer, amung the ivy. Then she bort this iron cat to mark the spot. Mr Scooter coms an sits heer sumtimes. Mummy sez he is chatting wiv his sister. It's OK, it issent a sad playce. It's nice an peacefow.
I don't noe wat this is. It cayme in a bunch ov flowers. Mummy put them in a vase an this bit grew roots, so she planted it. NUN ov us noe wat it is! But it has nice lookin berries!This startid off in a vase too!
Marrygolds!I do like marrygolds!
Theez ar calld pansies! Hehehehe! Pansies! I think that's funny!
Mummy sez theez shud last throo the winter. That'll be nice.

This is calld heeby.
Yes, it is on a slope.

Altho, not THAT mutch ov a slope.
I think the camra slipt!

This is a berd bath. I like to watch them flutter in heer! Mr Scooter sumtimes drinks heer as well!

That thare is a frog. Not a real wun. This wun lites up at nite!
Hmmmmm............. the berds ownly ate half thare food today.....
Thare waz a littol newt in heer the uther week.....
Theez ar primroses. 'Primrose' is Granny Ireland's middol nayme so I am glad theez do well- they hav been heer since last winter!
Look how big the rosemary bush has got! It's growing an growing an spredding!
The sparrows like to hide in it.
The wether has been so mild, this bush thinks it is spring allreddy, an has sum blossom!
This is African Bloo Basil. Or wat is left ov it! It had lots ov flowers an the BEEZ LUVD IT BETTER THAN ENYTHING ELSE IN THE GARDEN!!!! I shall hav to bring it indors soon, so that it will liv throo the winter. I like bees, me, so I want to sayve it for them for nex yeer.

This is a Wethergram. Beanie maykes them, an sent this wun to me.
Wethergrams ar mayde ov all diffrent payper an hav poems on.
Yu hang them owt on the Ortum Ekwinox an then see how the wether chaynges it.If yu look closely yu can see that Beanie yewsd a bit ov a map to mayke this. By sheer cowinsidence, the map is ov Bromley, in Kent, an shows ware Mummy yewst to liv yeers ago, so I think Beanie mite be sykik!!!


Enyway, by the time I had tayken all theez fotoes, the sun had moovd rownd to the front ov the howse. Wen I went inside I fownd that it had mayde a warm sunny puddol ov shine on Scooter's chair, an he was thare, soaking it up!
Teehee!!!!

I hope yu liket looking at my pikchers.
I hope they mayde yu smile!

TTFN!

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

New hat!!! I got a new hat!!!!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: yes, we playd Luton (full nayme: Stinks -So-Much-They-Naymed-It-Arfter-A-Toylet)
  • Simpsons: yes- wun we haddent seen befor!
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: fergot abowt this. Waz dedycaytid to my hat, pritty mutch./10
  • Day Score: 8/10 (new hat)

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I do luv it wen we get parsols!!!This wun waz from Mrs Nesbitt!!!! HURRAYY!!!!! it waz addressd to Mummy, but I hung arownd just in cayse... Mrs Nesbitt likes me, an yewzly puts sumthing in thare fer me!!!

Hmm.... lots ov seeds for the garden..... I waz very pleezd to note that marrygolds wer inkloodid...
Mummy waz pleezd wiv theez teezol wuns, as she sez they will attrakt berds, like goldfinches. I'm not that into berds, but goldfinches ar pritty cool-An... oh!! Heer we go!!! HAHAHAAA!!!Bob size pegs fer Bob size pants!!!!An an an.... oh boy! A pressie!
Wotizit?Ooo! A hat!!!Oh!
Hehehhee!
I had it on inside owt!!!!
This is better!
Now.... wat else?
A littol book that Mrs N mayde for Mummy, abowt gardnin;An sum flowery stik things.
I mite put wun ov thees nex to the marrygolds wen I plarnt them, an rite 'Bob' on the bak:Mummy mayde this card to say thank yu. I rote on the inside, eevn if it waz a bit too pink.
As fer the hat, it's so brill, I kept it on to watch The Simpsons in.This is my hat ov choice now. Yu may remember my uther wun:
Now, I do like the bloo culler ov this wun, but it offen falls off my hed if I hav to run abowt suddenly. The new wun haz a nice under-me-chin type strap, so this won't happen. Huzarr! THANK YU, Mrs Nesbitt!!!!!!

Friday, March 14, 2008

The Results Ar In!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no- but weer playin tomorro, so get yer lukky bloo pants reddy!
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no- she went to M&S an they don't do trolleys so I dident bother goin wiv her.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
  • Day Score: 7.23916/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Hmmmm......

As yu can see from the box at the top rite ov the page, the poll re wether I do marrygolds agen this yeer is now closed. The results ar-

Yes, larst yeer's video proovs heez a champyun marrygolder: 9

No, grow sumthing else: 2

Grow sunflowers wiv Dilly an see hooz gets the biggest: 18

Bob an Dilly grow diffrent things eech- sumthin bloo, sumthin pink: 13

Ah! So that's it then! Me an Dilly will be havin a Sunflower race! Heheheee.... an I shall win, cos we Bears ar exslent at fertilizing heheheheee....

Rite then. I'm off up the shops to find sum sunflower seeds....

Bye fer now!

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

To marrygold, or not to marrygold, that is der kwestchun.

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no. We did play on Saterday tho, an I waz there. It waz 0 - 0, so a not-a-looz. Wich is pritty good, considrin the cheetin scum that we wer playin agenst. Thanks, evrywun hoo serpportid us by wearin bloo pants! (Wa-hey!- Serpportiv serpporters warin serpportiv supporters!)
  • Simpsons: yes, but they wer bein meen to Lisa, an that's just not on.
  • Tesco: yes. Went wiv Mummy an rode in the trolley on top ov the loo roll. (Andrex Aloe Vera? Hmm. She must be havin that old trubol agen.)
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10!/10 tayk that!
  • Day Score: 8/10

(for explanayshun ov wat theez scors meen, press heer!)

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Thank yu fer all yer comments on that larst bit. WOW there was loades. Hehehehe!

I've bin doin a bit mor mewsin since....

Remember me marrygolds larst yeer?
An the video ov me plarntin them?

It waz grayte fun.

Wat I want to kno is, shud I do it agen this yeer?

I've bin doin marrygoldin now for 3 yeers, sayvin sum ov the seeds an yewsin them next time. So weer into Grayte-Grayte-Grand-marrygolds if I go ahed this yeer.

Wun ov larst yeer's spessymins.

Do yu think I shud do sumthing diffrent insted?

Hav a look at the poll on the rite ov this site, an leev a vote. I'll leev it open a munth, then I can get startid at the end ov March.

Let me kno watcha think!
Bye fer now!


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Oooooo........... Koobuss an Asta hav given me a a a AWARDS!!!!
Thanks, my fluffy feerless frends!
I shall be over layter to investigayte watcha upta, an pik up the awards. I'll bring sum choklit peenuts an cayke. Coffee Cayke all rite?