Eestery catch up - PART 2!!!

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: yes we playd Oxford an got a not-a-looz
  
• Simpsons: No, but sor Famly Guy an American Dad.
• Tesco: Yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: Daddy tryd to get me an insists he got a 10, but I told him it dident cownt cos he dident so mutch get my nose as grab me whole hed. /10
• Overall Score: 8.100009 (slightly inflated by ginger cake) /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

OK now I can bring yu the rest of the fotoes from my Eester weekend wiv Beanie!

Thare wer lots ov historikol peepol thare. This is Charles II. Issent he tall?
That's Andrea, an me an Tango.
I wantid to ask him wat he kept in his hat (bagels?) but I dident get a chance.

This issent a historikol person this is a beefeater.
He is wun ov the gards at the tower.
No wun noes wy they ar calld beefeaters but it mite be cos Henry 8th gave them meat to eat to keep them big an strong.
They arnt all big an strong nowadays an wun ov them is a laydy.

Heer Andrea is holding me an Tango cos the grumpy beefeater dident want his foto tayken wiv eny bears, he sed. He oviossly just didn't now hoo he was meeting.

Heer ar mor historikol types.

Dilly an George liket meeting this Stuart laydy.

Oh look! Anuther wun ov those wire animols! The best by far, in my opinion!

We went inside that big 'White Tower'.
We sor this enormuss sord.
Look how big it is compared to that littol gerl!

This a soote ov Armor mayde for Henry 8th. Oh my! Look at the codpeece! HAHAHAHA! No WAY was his willy THAT big! No WAY! HAHAHAHA!!

HAHAHA! Oh my beads! HAHAHA!


Thare wer lots ov horses showing how diffrent kings' horses wor diffrent things., or wer diffrent breeds, an diffrent sizes.

This wun was all alone an he let me sit on his nee.

Next! We went to the dining hall an had HEWGE fish an chips an mushy peas!!!

Andrea, Tango, George an Beanie gave us this box
of SIX Kinder Surprise Eggs! How fantastik!!
Next we went bak owtside for a bit mor investigating.
This is the Beauchamp Tower, but they pronounce it 'Beecham'.
(I think that's daft.)
Inside thare is a LOT of graffitti from old prisoners.

Wun bit ov graffitti is very faymuss.
It sez 'JANE' and meens Laydy Jane Grey,
hoo was kween for 9 days. Then Kween Mary sed 'Oi, I'm Kween, not yu' an put her in the tower.
After a few munths peepol told her that she shud chop her hed off. So she did.

Heer is sum mor ov the graffitti inside this tower. Not all of it, just a bit.

They must hav been prisoners a long time
to scratch things into the stones this deeply, mussent they?

This was the duke ov Arundell. Or he may hav been an earl, I can't remember...

This waz the vew from the window:

Wen we cayme owt I sor that cheeky raven agen!
Then he started showing off to the gardsman that
he was allowd to walk abowt an the gardsman wassent!
Then Mummy wantid a kwik look in this church.
It's ware Ann Boleyn and Laydy Jane Grey
an St Thomas More an enywun else hoo had thare heds chopt off wer berreed.
Time to leev!
Good vews ov Tower Bridge on the way!

Bak on the bus!!!

Neer the train stayshun, we went into Nero's ware
Andrea treetid us to tea an cake.
She has Rocky Road, an Mummy had Carrot Cayke.
Tango, George, Beanie, Dilly an me just took sum nibbles of eech.
I hav a soft spot for carrot cake, but must admit, that
Rocky Road thing was yumtastik!!!!
Finally, wen we sed goodbye, I gayve my Sun Bear badge to Tango.
I hav had it for yeers- Pytheas gave it to me. I hope he won't mind.
I miss it, but I noe Tango collekts badges, an this was a
speshol wun.
He put it strayte on his scarf:

That's all my fotoes! I hope yu enjoyd them.
Andrea sed we will meetup agen on Beanie's berfday in October, but I hope we can meet up sooner than that. It's allways fun!

An Eestery catch up on stuff- PART 1!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: No, but I did see the Ricky Gervaise show, the cartoon wun, an that Pilkington fella is well funny!!!!
• Tesco: No (but we went today)
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9 but it shudda been a 10 /10
• Overall Score: 7.5/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Gosh I've had to hide kwite a bit. But I can happily report that the crusty bit on the bak ov me hed is intakt. In fakt it's probly alive an well. Jhee jhee jhee!

Also, last Saterday, I went to London an met up wiv Beanie agen! We awl went to the Tower Of London an I hav lots ov fotoes for yu. Lukkily, Blogger hassent buggerd abowt wiv updated my editing page so I shud be abol to post them! Let's try!

Mummy, Dilly an me got a train to London. Andrea met us thare. We took a London red bus....

That's Andrea, an me an Tango on the bus...

Tango an me soon fownd a better way to ride..

Our ferst view of ware we were goin- The Tower of London!!
An oh yeah, Dilly wor her pointy hat.
Beanie!!!

This was a ghost. Hav a look at his face. He duzzent hav wun!

We waytid in line for tikkits for ages. Then we realised we wer waytin in the rong bit! Andrea ran off to investigate an cayme bak wiv the tikkits! So we wer abol to skip abowt 10 peepol, enyway. This lady in front ov me was from Abearikka. Her famly had lots ov maps an kept lookin at them.

On the way in... we spotted theez lions!
Wen we got close we sor they wer mayde of wire! How clever!

Heer we go!

Wen they sed 'Tower Of London' I thort it wud just be wun tower. But that's just the nayme of the whole carsol. Thare are lots of diffrent towers inside, an also houses an shops an paths.


This is on the uther side ov ware we cayme in!
L - R: Beanie, George, Tango, Me, Dilly's hat.

Ahem! Just call me 'chief'!

Heer's ware sum of the gards liv. Kwik! That wun's getting away!

This is 'Traitors' Gate'. In the olden days they yewst to bring in important prisoners by the river, an they wud get into the carsol heer.
They did this so that the prisoner's fans cuddent rescue them- if they'd brort them along the road, peepol mite hav tryde to get them!
Kween Lizbeth Ferst cayme in thru heer wen her big sister had a bad mood on wiv her wunce.

Thare's the Bloody Tower!!!!
It got this nayme cos so menny prisoners wer kept heer an then had theyer heds chopt off. Bleagh!

Me an Dilly wer the ownly wuns brave nuff to go in hehehe

Inside thare was old grafitti from prisoners... In the upper room they showd how it was wen
Sir Walter Rayleigh was kept thare in 1602:The flor was all Tchewdor tiles, wich Mummy fownd intrestin, for sum reeson(???)


Owtside, next we sor the White Tower.
This is the oldest bit of the carsol, from the 11th sentry, an was bilt by an invading Frenchie calld Willyum The Conkerring Bastard.
It's calld the White Tower cos he painted it wite to make it look mor scary.
Snot so wite now tho.
It was Henry 8th hoo put the curly hats on top ov the corners!


Tryd to get Dilly intrestid in this bit but she kept gettin distraktid by sumthing.......
Ah! The ravens! Yes. Mummy fed this wun from her hand. His beak was so long he cuddent kwite focus on wat was crunchy hazelnut bar and wat was finger. Mummy sed it was ok, she had had worse from a skwirrel!!



Mor homes next.... see the wuns wiv bloo dors?
Well, if yu noe Tchewdor histry, yu mite remember Lady Jane Grey.
Well wen she was a prisoner they put her in wun ov theez houses wiv the gards.
It was number 8, wun ov the wuns wiv a bloo dor.
This rownd glassy memorial marks ware they yewst to cut off peepols heds. This is ware Anne Bollyn an Lady Jane Grey wer behedded, amung uthers.
It's gory, issent it?The bit in the middle is a crystal pillow.

Oh look! Beanie fownd anuther ov those wire animols!
(hehe....look at those ears! hehehe no wonder Beanie liket this wun!!)

I notist lots of this curly stuff stuff on the walls...
This cannon was enormuss an had a very strange dog statew on it.
He lookt like a goat wiv a mustashe.

I think this is ware they keep the Crown Jewels. We dident go in cos the kew was so long!

Well thare ar so menny pikchers I'm goin to leev it thare an then do anuther post wiv the rest!!! Next time I shall show yu a very rood soote of armer an a few horses. I sat on wun of their neez.

TTFN!!!