Sun Bears in Colchester!!!!

Today's scores:

• Gills: Yes. We playd Barnet (full nayme:North London Barnet Scum) an they cheatid reelly badly. Reelly REELLY badly. We lost 4-2.
  
• Simpsons: No, an I'm thinking ov goin on strike over this; it's too long since I saw The Simpsons regewlarly.
• Tesco: No, but Mummy an Granny went wivowt me.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy watching Gillingham die /10
• Overall Score: 7 (wud be less, but I got a bit ov cayke from Dilly) /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well, I won't tell yu abowt today cos as yu can see from wat I rote up abuv, it waz pritty awful. Exsept for the wether, I serpoze, as we ar having a bit ov a HOT HOT HOT April heer. I wor my cowboy hat to keep the sun owt ov my eyes in the car.

Wat I wantid to tell yu waz that speshol Bears calld Sun Bears hav come to Colchester. They wer reskewd as cubs in Cambodia an ar now at Colchester Zoo. I went to see them this week.
Thare is wun boy an wun gerl....It was very hot an the peepol hoo carfter them had given them ice lollies made ov frozen froot. They put the lollies on the roof an the Bears had to wiggol them throo to get them. They did this so the Bears wuddent get bord. Heer is wun ov them getting a bit ov lolly-
He is very good at balansing-
It waz the boy Bear getting the lolly an doin awl the werk, an the gerl Bear waz eeting all the bits he dropt!! I thort she waz bein very cheeky-Then they climed down an cayme to say hallo-I sor that they hav kwite short hair-She sat nibbling her toes for a wile an this mayde Mummy smile-

The gerl Bear was very littol wen she was reskewd. Her Mummy had died. She was so littol she haddent eevn opend her eyes yet. She had a very bad cold, too. Now she is OK. The boy Bear waz reskewd wen he waz 6 munths old. Sum peepol kept him in a bar to entertayne peepol. Bears ar very entertayning but they shuddent be mayde to werk in bars!

The zoo is getting a better enclosure reddy for them but they seemd happy heer allreddy.

They ar being sponsord by a company neer ware I liv calld Wilkins; they mayke Tiptree Jams an Hunny. They giv the Bears hunny treets! Heer is a link to a press releese from our local payper abowt theyer hunny snaks!!!

Mummy an Granny bort seezon tikkets at the zoo so that we can go bak an see them lots!! They ar the ownly Sun Bears in England so I am very lukky they cayme to liv in my town. (Erm, I'm not shor how big they get. Maybe I shud look that up.....)

Hoo did yu see laytely that mayde yu smile???