Singing animals!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No. An we lost on Saterday to Stoke (full nayme cheatin stoking scum).
  
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: Yes, we went but Mummy an Daddy dident yewz a trolley so I dident get a ride! Cheek!
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10 huzarr!
• Overall Score: 7.ish/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Thank yu for sayin how mutch yu liket my Crismoss slideshow!
Heer is a luvly video that my Arnty Cristina sent me today.

Altho Crismoss has gon, the 12th day ov Crismoss wassent that long ago so it issent THAT layte reelly, izit, an it is reelly good, in fakt, if yu wayte rite throo to the very end yu see a Bear wayving.



I hope yu liket it! That cat, the wun that got bored, he made my Mummy larff so mutch she peed her pants! HAHAHA!

Let me now if yu sor the wayving Bear! He looks like Sam!

Makin my Crismoss Cards

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: Yes, we got a nil-nil dror wiv Bradford. (That's a not-a-looz)
  
• Simpsons: YES!!! YES!! I akchewly sor The Simpsons! Woohoo!!
• Tesco: Sadly not. I think I mite hide Daddy's Weetabix, then weel hav to go. He carnt liv withowt Weetabix.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10 -got Mummy in the bath. Hers, not mine, ov corse. Don't worry I cuverd my eyes. Enyway thare wer lots ov bubbles.
  
• Overall Score: 8ish/10

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I deesydid to hav a paw at maykin my own Crismoss cards to send to my frends. Mummy gayve me a bit ov lino, wun ov the bits we bort in Lundon wen we met up wiv Beanie the uther month. I've never dun lino cuttin befor, hav yu? Heer is how yu do it-

Ferst yu dror a pikcher ov three hansum Bears.

Now, yu need to get this pikcher on the lino BAK-TO-FRONT so that it comes owt the rite way wen yu print it. So yu hav to scribble all over the pikcher wiv pencil, wich seems like sakrilidge, but fear not, gentle artist....

Then yu rub the pikcher onto the lino by tracing throo on the bak. Oh look! Thare's me, bak-to-front! Yu can tell, from my ears!
Then yu get a bluddy stupid blitherin thing speshol cutter and cut cut cut all the bits ov lino that won't be lines in yor pikcher. This is kwite hard.
This nex bit waz my fayvrit. Yu skwirt paint on sumthing smooth, then spred it owt wiv a rolly thing calld a brayer. I choze sum brown paynt. It waz like playin wiv meltid choklit.
Next yu yewz the brayer to roll sum paynt onto the lino, an gently put the lino down onto sum payper. Then yu get yor Mummy to peel the lino off gently, and... tah dah!!
He he he! Look! It's me, Sam an Blooberry!!!
Do yu think it's a good likeness? Weer the Three Wise Bears!
Then I choze lots ov diffrent cullerd paypers from Mummy's stash, an mayde all my masterpeeces pikchers into cards-I mayde 15. I carnt find eny envelopes to fit, so I shall hav to mayke thoze too.

As to hoo I send them to, well, if I sent yu wun larst yeer, I shud still hav yor address so I can send yu wun ov theez. If yu've never told me ware yu liv but wud like a card, emayle me yor address an I'll send yu wun!

TTFN!!!

Mummy's Berfday

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: YAY!! We beet Northampton (bunch of cobblers!) 4-3
  
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: YAY!! I had a ride in the trolley wile looking for a card for Mummy
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10!!!! Now Mr Scooter is better I manidged to get him /10
• Overall Score: 8.1432/10

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Dit is Mummy's berfday today so I gayve her a grayte card wiv a Bear on it!


Mr Scooter cayme over to join in with the present giving! He loves to roll in the rapping payper!I did my best ryting on the laybol...

Heer is wat I bort Mummy. Dit's a puzzle ov a Mummy Bear an her baybee Bears!

On Sunday Mummy's frend, Jo, cayme up, wiv her littol gerl, Hazel. Hazel waz 13 on Saturday so we all went owt for a joynt berfday lunch!Thare was roast beef or roast chikken.....

An Mummy had a big glass ov alky ginger beer!

Sum peepol had chairs but we had a 'monk's seat', like a bench, an I got a good vew from the top ov it!Dit was an old pub calld 'The Haywain'. We never fownd owt how old it was, but thare wer lots ov old beams.

Mummy told me to get down (naggg naggg naggg) an got me a littol rocking chair insted:
Enyway, to dessert.....
Choc cheesecake an ice creams with choc sorce an strorbryberrys. Yum!

Hazel was the ownly hewman hoo had eny room for it. Not so, me an Dilly, so we wayted till she was full an then finisht it for her. We dident hav to wayte long!


Wen we got home, Sam brort owt a big choc berfday cayke an we all ate it wiv cream an cups ov tea.Wa-hey!
I like it wen sumwun has a berfday!
Lots of cayke!!!!!
Teehee!!!!!

TTFN,

Cool!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No, theyer still praktissin
  
• Simpsons:yes
• Tesco: yes, we bort sum chikn an had a roste dinner wiv Granny
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10
• Overall Score: 7.851112 (ish)/10
  

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well I did it. I got the new hedder! Watcha think?

We tryd lots ov diffrent fotoes, but desydid on this wun. Apart from the fakt that Sam is saylin parst in *MY* car (newly akwired: skool fair larst munth, cost me neerly my entire shiney penny collekshun), I think it's sooper dooper. Yu can see my old payper diarys in it, the wuns I had befor I went online. They ar still a gud reed.

Thank yu, Beanie, for tellin me how to do this!

HEY! I jus notisst that the cownter has got to 63,000! Yeeeeharrr!!!!!!! I mite hav to hav a sellybrayterry pant frolick!

Bye fer now!

Snow, Bears an Angels!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 but it shud hav bin a 10. Poo! /10
• Overall Score: 7.983/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Hurray! We bilt a Snowbear!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHA!!!!!

Weev got SO MUTCH snow!!!!!!!!!!!
Weer dew bak at Granny's soon -maybe tomorro if the roades ar cleer- so we Bears mayde the most of playin owt in the snow!!!!! Heer's wen I slipt over larffin, arfter Grayum had got Sam wiv an enormuss snowball!!!! HEHEHE!C'mon Bears!

Let's do snow angels!!!!!!!!!!

WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHA!!

Wen we got indors we had to dry off in frunt ov the fire...HEHEHE!!!!

Then layter, Mummy warmd awl our jumpers on a raydiator for us!

Awl warm an snug now!
Rite!
Ware's the choklit biskits? "Mummy....??????????"

A few mor New Forrest pic's....

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: yes, an Family Guy, too
• Tesco: no- a new store calld Waitrose opend up the roade, an they all went off to that. I dident go. Weev got a Tesco loyalty card an I for wun kno the meenin ov loyalty!
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 (I waz hewmerrin LBBBJ agen) /10
• Overall Score: 7.2605/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Wat is yor fayvrit ice creem flayver?

Heer is a pic ov me an Dilly enjoyin sum in the New Forrest the uther week. We had all been cycling wen we sor an ice creem van so we stoppt for a brake.

Mine's Rarzberry Ripple flayver an Dilly's is Ginger. It haz lumps ov hot ginger crystals in it, wich waz a bit too dragonny for me.

A pony an her bayby walkt close by on the sayme bit ov green:We sor lots ov Mummy ponys wiv thayer baybeez. Wun time we wer cycling along an parst a field that waz just for Mummy-an-bayby pairs ov ponys. We awl stopt an went ahhhh...

It wassent just awl ponys- this time ov yeer, they also let owt all the piggies to roam free! This is becoz they like to eat up the haycorns. The ponys like them too, but if the ponys eet too menny it givs them bad tummy ayke. So they let owt the piggys to eat them up! Heer is Mummy wiv a big piggy. Mummy waz scoopin up haycorns from the road an feedin them to her. The piggy waz a very noizy eeter!

Do yu like Mummy's cycling hat? Hehe!

Thare waz lots ov heather arownd, too. It waz all purple...

Spot the reptillyen!

We had nice cream teas, becos wat is a hollyday wivowt cream teas? Heer we settold on a pink an brown cayke, wich kept evrywun happy:

Heer, sam is doin his "impreshun ov a seal".

Don't ferget to tell me yor fayvrit ice creem flayver.

Meenwile, tomorro is Internashnol Talk Like A Pirate Day, an I hav sum gaymes to organize! We Bears ar goin to hav a fun day, wiv choklit an stuff, an gaymes like "Nayme That Smell".

(Dilly sed she wants to joyne in too, eevn tho we wantid it jus for Bears reelly. So we told her she can hav the leed role in the gayme "Walk The Plank". Hehee. She is kwite eggsytid now. I don't think she knoze wat the gayme consists ov. HAHAHAHA!)

Bye fer now!