MAIL catch-up!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No, but weev bin winning laytely!
  
• Simpsons: No but I did see American Dad an the Alien had diarrea it was so funny.
• Tesco: No
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 got Mummy coming in the front dor /10
• Overall Score: 7.8256/10
  

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

My sekritry has wunce agen been under the wether, or at leest that's her excewse for not helpin me get on heer. I tell her, I hav a following, yu noe, abowt twice as menny as yu hav on YOR blog, so I need to tell them wats on goin on! I am agen considerin sakking her. Well, I meen, she sez thare is no time, then she spent all yestaday defrosting the freezer. I'm far mor important than that. If the food defrosts, just mayke a big stew wiv hewge dumplings an invite mor Bears. Simpol. Now get over heer an type :@}

I hav reseevd TONS ov grate stuff theez larst 2 weeks!!!! Me an Dilly ar so lukky ot hav grate frends all rownd the werld, an our postman thinks yu all hav intrestin naymes.

Ferst, Beanie went to Brussels an sent this hilarius postcard-Hehehe! It's a statew of a littol boy peeing! An look at all his diffrent owtfits! He eevn has wun for footie!!

Wen he got bak, Beanie sent me this beermat. It's so funny getting beermats in the post- just like this, no envelope! Ha! I sent him wun a littol wile ago wiv a story on it....and...wow! Anuther Beanie card!

Hurray! BADGES!!!! Mine sez "KING"!!!! An Dilly's haz a dragon on it!

PANTASTIC!!!!!

THANKS BEANIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEXT thare is this cewt postcard from HAMMIE...

Next cayme this....
a parcel? Oh my! This is from Hammie too!!!!!!

I think the edges on this envelope look like pawprints!Wat a jolly card!Oooooooo likerrish sweets! Theez ar so moreish!...and yummy buttery sweets!An I got this grate VAMPIRE TEETH AN TUNG! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!Oh! MOR sweety stuff! I bet this is for Mummy cos it's CHOKLIT!Wat else is in heer???Napkins....an STIKKERS! We lov stikkers! Mummy sez this bloo an wite style is calld Delft.Ooo wat's this, Dilly?She sed it's a magik cloth- yu hav to put it in water an then it grows. HUH?Ooooo sumthing's hapnin....it's like that film, The blob!AHHH! I can see wat it is now! It's a CAT! Hehehe. Weer keepin this for Scooter. Sumtimes he gets a bit sniffy an snotty, so Mummy will yews this wen his nose needs cleening. (He mite eevn be happier abowt that, if he noes it's his own cat-pikcher cloth from Hammie.)THANKS HAMMIE!!!

Next, cayme a postcard from UtrechtIt was from SULLIVAN MCPIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Hurray!THANKS, SULLY!!!!!!!!!!

Then, yestaday, we got this grayte card from Di. She mayde it herself.
Wat a fine Bear! An she has dun the whole card in wite, gold an green, the cullers ov my nose!!She sent it along wiv tons ov crafty stuff for Mummy!!
THANKS, DI!!!!!!!!!!!!

We hav such grayte frends, we do.

I'm sorry if we sumtimes delay in showing all the grayte stuff we reseev. Sumtimes it's so exsyting, an I hav to frolik for a wile!

Thank yu all so much!!!!

TTFN!!!

Catch up 2- artystuff

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No. We wer ment to play on Saterday but it was calld off cos the pitch had frozen. We did play today, but we lost. Poo! I blame it on Mummy not waring her lukky bloo pants.
  
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: Yes I went wiv Daddy to get serplies. I've got a cold but it was grayte for morale. We went agen today, cos we had to get medsin from the farmacy for Mummy. She has a bad coff. The dokter sed her chest is terrorbol. I think it's nice to cuddol up to.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: serspendid due to lots ov snotty noses rownd heer /10
• Overall Score: 7.33569/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I desydid to do a pawtrayte ov my frend, Sullivan McPig.
Mummy drew it, an I did the cullering-in.
It looks a bit green heer.
I don't noe wy!
I did him peachy an pink.
Hehehe!
Wen the post bear deliverd it to him, Sullivan put a pikcher ov it on his blog heer.

I'm glad it got thare ok. Granny sed I shud hav put it in an envelope, but I sed, it's payntid on a postcard, Granny, so I'll jus send it like that, an she sed no, it wud be safer in an envelope.

(She duzz go on a bit sumtimes. Must be ware Mummy gets it from.)

Then Mummy did a kwik sketch ov me.
I find it hard not to giggle wen Mummy drors me. Mummy sez this duzzent help her cos my showlders go up an down.
This time I was determind not to giggle so I thort abowt the episode ov The Simpsons wen Milhouse kissed Lisa.
This is wy I don't look extreemly joyuss in this piktcher.
In my next 'catch up' I'll sho yu an amayzing present Jerry An Ben sent me. It's so brillyent! Hehe!