I'm a Berfday Bear!!!!!

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

WA-HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's me berfday! Hurrraayy!!!!!!! HEHEHEHE!

We had a grayte time at Granny's an got bak very layte larst nite. I fownd that the postbear had brort me a berfday card allreddy! Look!!!

It's from PHYTHEAS BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW!!! Thanks, Phyth!

On the way home it waz dark but I still cowntid 27 bunnys along the grarss verdges an in the fields we parst. I think they must be a speshol speesheez: the Essex Nite Bunny. I like bunnys, I do.

Enyway! I waz a bit too eggsytid to sleep much larst nite, so I had a lie-in wiv Mummy. Wen we got up, look wat waz waytin for me!!!!
Lotz ov pressies!!! Wa-heyy!

Weer havin a berfday tea in a littol wile, an Mummy Windowsill Bear is maykin caykes! I'm maykin a berfday video an I hope I can post it on heer tomorro.

Till then, I hav to go- Grayum's gonna put sum James Brown on, an I gotta go get down an boogaloolah.

Bye fer now!!!!!!!!!!!

PREZZIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no- but weer playin today, so get yer lukky bloo pants on! Wa-heyyy! Weer playin Bournemouth (full nayme, Born Mouthy Scum) an they're bottom ov the leegue, so if we carnt beet THEM, well, if we don't, I'll chew my foot.
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 -wat can I say. He had a good teecher. /10
• Day Score: 7 ish/10
• Advent calender pikcher: Peepol millin abowt wiv tea-towels on their heds. Look, if we don't get a Bear, or a dog, or or or sum cayke or choklit or a snowman or sumthing soon I'm jus not goin to play anymor. Wun ov Dilly's skwares is in the sky. Sheez hopin for an airoplane. I think sheez gonna be dissapoyntid.

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Look wat the Postman brort me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW! It's presents from Phytheas an Chalky!!!!

It sez I can open them befor Crissmoss Day. That's good, cos this is all very eggsytin fer a small Bear, an if I had to wayte that long, my bum mite jus berst! Wat's inside, then?....

....a card to all ov us! Wiv Eskimoze an husky-dogs on it! Cor! I bet they're lookin for snowy Bears! And.......

hehehe! Look at that rappin payper! It's got Bears wiv beer! An wun ov em's calld Bob!

Wat's inside?.......... hehehheeeeeeeeehhehe! A Crismoss stokkin!!!!!!!!!!! Wayte! Wayte! Wat's next?

oh my! Look wat Chalky mayde me! My very own satchel! WOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

Wayte! Wayte! Wat's in it????
A Bear badge!

Oh boy! Oh boy!

Thank yu so much, Phytheas an Chalky! This is so fantastik! WOW! I reelly reelly like theez so much! WOW! I carnt wayte to try owt my bag!

C'mon, Mummy! Let's go shoppin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bye fer now, evrywun! Wa-heyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my! Wat a day!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no, but WE WON ON SATERDAY! WA-HEYYYY! We beet Hartlepool (full nayme, Hartle-pee-in-the-pool City) by 2 -1. Wa-heyy!
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: Oh no! I fergot to get Phyth wiv a serprize nose hug! Oh wow! I must hav been even mor eggsytid than I thort! /10
• Day Score: 3 thowsand /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Oh wow! Oh WOW! Wat a brillyant day it waz yestaday! I MET PHYTHEAS!!! WA-HEYYY!!!!!

Phytheas, Moi, Wallace. Now I kno how Daddy feels wen he sits between Mummy an Granny.

He brort his Mummy, an a new Snowy-Bear frend ov his calld Wallace. We all met up at Ashdown Forest Llama Park. I went wiv Mummy, Daddy, Granny an Dilly. Grayum sed it waz a bit chilly an he wontid to stay in by the fire. Shayme, cos it's a populer playse fer Bears. I fownd theez Yeti Bears thare, hoo lookt feerce, but wer big softees reelly: an then I discuverd lots ov Paddington's cuzzins wer there, too. I do like their coats, don't yu?Wen Phyth an his Mummy arrivd, we had cups ov tea. This is wat yu hav to do in England befor enything else. Arfter that, we went owtside to see the Llamas an Alpacas.

This bayby alpaca waz calld Timmy. He waz born in Orgust but his Mummy died. The peepol fed him wiv a bottol, but now a mama llama is carfterin him. He waz Granny's fayvrit. I liket his bloo anorak. They hav lots ov fields an we wolkt all rownd an sor sum runnin an "pronking":

"Wa-heyyy! Come on, guys, this way to the pants!"

Lots ov bayby llamas an alpacas wer born in the summer. Phyth thort this wun waz kwite Bear-like. I kno it's a Not-a-Bear reelly, but I do see wat he meens:

Personally I thort this wun waz best!- We also sor snowy wuns.... an blotchy wuns-
....we even fownd sum llama poo! (Either that, or they hav eNORRRmuss rabbits rownd heer.) Akchewly, it lookt alot like choklit peanuts, but Rachelle had warnd me abowt this in advarnce!-
They ar gettin reddy fer Crismoss thare, an sum ov the llamas alreddy had their soks up! (This wun waz calld Leroy, an heer he is lookin fer his!) (it's the second wun on the left- he hassent spottid it yet!)

Did yu kno that sum ov Santa's rayndeer stop off at Ashdown fer a holiday?

Best bit ov all the day tho waz explorin it all wiv Phyth-

Phyth an me on a fence, mewsin.

Phyth gayve me a present! A box ov choklit Bears, rapt up in a bloo ribbon! Wen we got bak to Granny's, I showd it to Grayum!

Yum! Choklit fer Bears!

Phyth brort Dilly sum pink rownd choklits wiv (oh boy) a big pink bow: Natchrelly, the bow endid up on her hed an she startid tryin to inkewbayte the choklits.

Befor we cayme home, Granny introdewst us to sum llamas that liv in her howse, Paddy an PJ, the Llama-in-pajamas:
It waz a reelly brillyant day, an I carnt wayte to meet up wiv Phyth agen!!!!!

WA-HEYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bye fer now!

Letter to Santa

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no - but I'm goin to see them play today- IT'S BLOO PANTS SATURDAY, PEEPOL! So pleez don't ferget to ware yor bloo stuff, speshly pants. Mummy, this meens yu. No excewsis.
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 20 - LBBBJ tryd to sneek up behind me, an wen I spottid him he pertendid he waz arfter Grayum insted, so I warnd Grayum too, an we both got him, wich meens we both get to invoke the Dubbol Yor Scor rool /10
• Day Score: 7.83921/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Have yu ritten yor letter to Santa yet? This is mine. Ov corse, the reel wun's got my address on it. But I had to blot it owt heer, wat wiv bein a spy an all:

The address yu hav to send it to in the UK (he haz regonal offissis, apparontly) is:

Hurrayy! I'm postin mine today.

Weer off to Granny's this mornin an tomorro, I'm meetin up wiv PHYTHEAS!!!! Wa-heyyy! Weer meetin up in Ashdown Forest. That's not far from wher Winnine T. Pooh (esq.) livs! Anyway weer meetin at the Ashdown Forest Llama Park. I hope we get lots ov good foto's for Rachelle! I hope they do good cayke in the cafe, too. This is goin to be so eggsytin, I hope my bum duzzent burst!

Bye fer now!

An intrestin book!

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: yes: we playd Swansea on Friday nite (full nayme: Darses-Wiv-Sheep) an we got a not-a-looz: 1-1. Horray! We yewzerly looz if we play away from home, so this waz grayte testament to the power ov wearin bloo pants in serpport. (An eevn serpportiv bloo pants in serpport, wich ar eevn better, speshally this time ov yeer.)
• Simpsons: nope
• Tesco: yes, shop an petrol, so dubbol yes, reelly.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Got Mummy. She hazent been well enuff to get fer a week, an this jus lulled her into a false sense ov security./10
• Overall Score: 8/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Phytheas, that vertikly-challenged well-travold yung Bear frend ov mine, has tagged me wiv the Book Cover tag.

I won't pass it on, as most peeps seem to hav had it, an those that havent, well, they mite not like bein tagged. But it's fun, this wun. So I'll jus say, play along if yu want to. Cos it is fun.

Enyway, wat yu hav to do is go to the Advanced Book Search at Amazon.com type your first name - or your screen name- into the "Title" field, and post the most interesting/amusing cover that shows up.I put in "Bob T Bear" an ownly 2 cayme up, wich jus goze to show how enormussly speshol I am. This is the most Beary wun.

It's called "I Don't Want To Take a Nap: Starring Bobby The Bear"

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

That duzzent look much like a Bear to me!!!! Looks mor like a possum:

possum: a not-a-bear

See? It duzzent eevn hav rownd eers!

Enyway.....

Mummy is feelin lots betta, an mayde sum froot scones. They wer YUM wiv ginger jam on. Funny how farst they disappear! They must evaporayte.

We all went owt this arfternoon to by her a pressie. It's her berfday on Therzday. She sez sheel be therty-ten. Hmmm..... not shor. But MY pressie is the best.

Bye fer now!

Phytheas on film

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: not shor
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: carnt remember/10
• Day Score: huh? /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Hehehe. I shared a wee bit ov beer larst nite wiv me' Daddy. Hehehe! I woke up 'smornin lyin in the wash barsket, coverd in pants! HEHEHE! My hed felt a bit funny. But that waz probly coz evrywun waz bein so LOWD.

Enyway. As promist, heer iz anuther Bear On Film! This is a fello Bear Blogger, Phytheas. He haz jus sellybraytid his 50th post, so he did a sum-up ov his advenchers so far:

If yu carnt see it ther, try heer.

Yu kno, Phyth iz a Very Smoll Bear an gets into lots ov playsis unseen. I bet heed mayke an eggslent Spy.

I'm off to Granny's tomorro an I'll be bak Sunday. Gillingham ar playin, so don't ferget to ware yor bloo things, espeshly smoll bloo things, if yu get my meenin. (If yu don't, I meen pants.)

AND I'll be abol to bring Grayum home at larst!!!! Heez been at Granny's fer 3 weeks now!!!

Bye fer now!

Coooo, ta!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes, a big wun in Chelmsferd. I haddent been to that wun befor. WOW! It waz grayte. I shall hav to tik it off in my Tesco Stores List Book.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 haha! /10
• Day Score: 8/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Oh boy! Ruth has awardid me this:
Oh, WOW! Thanks, Ruth! She sed:

Here's what to do if you receive this: Proudly display it on your blog along with
a link to who gave it to you. Mention that it originated at Skittles' Place so she can follow it's journey. Pass it on to any blogger(s) you think should have it

Well, it's a tuff choyse, as yu can see from my list of links to the rite- I like a lot ov blogs! But I think I will award it to Plumpiemousie. Mousie haz an amayzin blog. It is all senterd rownd a villidge calld Plumpiemousie. There iz a diffrent blog fer eech bit ov the villidge, like the post offiss, fer examplol, an diffrent peepol's howses. She rites it in English an French an duzz sum grayte pikchers. Hav a look!

On the same day I reseevd this from Victorya:

Look, yu 2, STOP MAKIN ME GO PINK!!!!
Hehehee.... thanks, Victorya. It's nice havin yu fer a fan. (Gosh.)

I dewtifully pass it on to.... Phytheas! This is Phyth, altho this issent a very good foto as he had flu at the time:
Phyth's Mum haz to travel abowt a lot for her job, an he goze too, wiv camra an pensil in paw. I hope yu vizit him. Heez gettin kwite observant.

I enjoy all the blogs on my link list, an a cuppol others that I hav got to add as well. I hope yor not upset if I havent menshund yu heer.

Thank yu, also, to Authorblog, hoo haz me as Number 2 in his list of best blogs this week. Dilly keeps poyntin owt that "2" rimes with "poo", but she issent on the list at all so there. No wonder she is green, it's the jellossy.