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Showing posts with label Perruchin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Perruchin. Show all posts

Thursday, May 14, 2009

A new frend!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, an I rode in the trolley. Thare is now a Tesco cat. We had seen a blak fluffy wun hangin rownd the car park the uther month an wer a bit worreed that he had no ware to go. But now he haz a collar an on it it sez "This cat duzz belong to sumwun" an then thare iz his fone number. Tho wy yu wud want to ring him wen he is thare in frunt ov yu I don't kno. Enyway. He now sits just inside the door under the hot air fan, an the sekurity guy duzzent mind at all. In fakt he gayve him his own box.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9, dammit, I waz robbd/10
  • Day Score: 7.82369 /10 (It wud hav bin 7.8237 but I cort Daddy tryin to eet a choklit do'h-nut in seekrit wivowt eny intenshun ov sharin it. I did get me sum, but the tayste waz tarnisht sumwat.)

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Pop oer an see my new frend, Perruchin. He livs in Peru. This is him in his Gucci jeens:He has been addin lots ov fotoes ov his Bear frends to his blog. Thare ar sum grayte Bear fotoes over thare. Go an see! He speeks mostly Spanish. I do Spanish. Mummy duzzent. I do, cos I livd in Ecuador wiv Daddy for a cuppol ov yeers. But Perruchin duzz kno English too so yu can leev him a messidge if yu don't kno Spanish. An yu can Babel Fish wat he sed an find owt that way. It's like de-coding stuff. I do that. It's part ov bein a spy.

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Don't ferget to send me fotoes or drorins ov yu an yor fayvrit pants for my Berfday Pant Gallery (see yesterday's post!!!!) hehehee....

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By the way, Koobuss is lookin to hire a new secretary cos his Mum hassent been doin her bloggin sponsibillitys enuff laytely (I kno how he feels on that wun) so hav a look at his post heer an see if yu can help!

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Rite! As it's a T day the Windowsill Bears ar up an abowt so I'm off to play now.

Mummy is doin washin- the ferst lot she haz dun since the man cayme to fix the masheen on Tchewsday. It needid fixin cos thare waz smoke comin owt ov it. We Bears ar hangin arownd the kitchen to see wat happens wen it starts to spin. Hehee..... it mite go BANG!!!!!!

Bye fer now!