Alpacas an drorabol caykes.

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons:yes; Bart got a restraining order to keep him away from Lisa. Servs him rite! Leev Lisa alone!
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 /10
• Overall Score: 7ish/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Oh boy! I missed my blog's 3rd anniversary! It waz on September 28th! Ha! Here is a link to my very ferst post if yu want to hav a luk! It haz my gradewayshun foto on it. Ahhhh. Those wer the days. Hehe!

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We had a nice time at Granny's for a few days!
We took her to an Open Day at an Alpaca Farm!
Eevn tho it's ment to be Ortum, it was hot hot hot! Speshly if yor cuverd in ferr. The pacas wer all shayved so they wer ok. We like alpacas. They had lots thare.... get reddy for lots of paca fotoes!I like the way this wun is havin a lie down!
Slurp slurp slurp...
Abowt to play "Paca, not-a-paca!"-
This wun is defnitly larffin-
Hullo Mummy! (We tryd to get a pic ov Granny but she wuddent keep still!)Wen they shayved them they dident shayve thare tails an thare bottoms look reellybig now, I think!
"Wy hullo thare!"The bit left on top ov thare heds is calld a "top-knot" but the man sed that in Merryka they call it a "bonnet". Oh boy. Dilly went on an on abowt that wun. Sheez mor bonnet-obsesst than a Jane Austen convenshun.
They wer selling theez masheens to peepol hoo keep alpacas. It suks up all the poo. It's a Poover! Hahahaha!!! A Poover, geddit?? HAHAHAH!!!!They had stuff for sale mayde from wool an felt. I bort Granny sum soks mayde from alpaca-wool, cos her feet hurt wen they get cold an alpaca wool is very warm. I told her to put her new soks in her top drorr so that she will find them wen it gets cold. Better still, I sed, put them in yor pant dror, cos then yu will notiss them evry mornin, cos hoo wuddent notiss sumthin fluffy in yor pants? -An then, yu see, yu will remember them wen it gets cold. I'm a very helpful Bear.

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Bak at Granny's we had a grayte cayke. It's calld "Battenburg Cayke". I don't kno wy it's calld that. It has diffrent cullerd sponge skwares stuk together wiv apricot jam, then sum almondy marzepan rapt all rownd it.Daddy sed that at the end ov skool term he arkst the children in his clarss wat cayke they wud like to hav as a speshol treet on thare larst day. Wun littol boy put his hand up an sed, "I don't kno wat my fayvrit cayke is calld but I can dror it!" an he drew this wun, an evrywun knew wat he ment!!!

Wat's yor fayvrit cayke? (I kwite like carrot cayke.)

Bye fer now!

Oh my! Wat a day!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no, but WE WON ON SATERDAY! WA-HEYYYY! We beet Hartlepool (full nayme, Hartle-pee-in-the-pool City) by 2 -1. Wa-heyy!
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: Oh no! I fergot to get Phyth wiv a serprize nose hug! Oh wow! I must hav been even mor eggsytid than I thort! /10
• Day Score: 3 thowsand /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Oh wow! Oh WOW! Wat a brillyant day it waz yestaday! I MET PHYTHEAS!!! WA-HEYYY!!!!!

Phytheas, Moi, Wallace. Now I kno how Daddy feels wen he sits between Mummy an Granny.

He brort his Mummy, an a new Snowy-Bear frend ov his calld Wallace. We all met up at Ashdown Forest Llama Park. I went wiv Mummy, Daddy, Granny an Dilly. Grayum sed it waz a bit chilly an he wontid to stay in by the fire. Shayme, cos it's a populer playse fer Bears. I fownd theez Yeti Bears thare, hoo lookt feerce, but wer big softees reelly: an then I discuverd lots ov Paddington's cuzzins wer there, too. I do like their coats, don't yu?Wen Phyth an his Mummy arrivd, we had cups ov tea. This is wat yu hav to do in England befor enything else. Arfter that, we went owtside to see the Llamas an Alpacas.

This bayby alpaca waz calld Timmy. He waz born in Orgust but his Mummy died. The peepol fed him wiv a bottol, but now a mama llama is carfterin him. He waz Granny's fayvrit. I liket his bloo anorak. They hav lots ov fields an we wolkt all rownd an sor sum runnin an "pronking":

"Wa-heyyy! Come on, guys, this way to the pants!"

Lots ov bayby llamas an alpacas wer born in the summer. Phyth thort this wun waz kwite Bear-like. I kno it's a Not-a-Bear reelly, but I do see wat he meens:

Personally I thort this wun waz best!- We also sor snowy wuns.... an blotchy wuns-
....we even fownd sum llama poo! (Either that, or they hav eNORRRmuss rabbits rownd heer.) Akchewly, it lookt alot like choklit peanuts, but Rachelle had warnd me abowt this in advarnce!-
They ar gettin reddy fer Crismoss thare, an sum ov the llamas alreddy had their soks up! (This wun waz calld Leroy, an heer he is lookin fer his!) (it's the second wun on the left- he hassent spottid it yet!)

Did yu kno that sum ov Santa's rayndeer stop off at Ashdown fer a holiday?

Best bit ov all the day tho waz explorin it all wiv Phyth-

Phyth an me on a fence, mewsin.

Phyth gayve me a present! A box ov choklit Bears, rapt up in a bloo ribbon! Wen we got bak to Granny's, I showd it to Grayum!

Yum! Choklit fer Bears!

Phyth brort Dilly sum pink rownd choklits wiv (oh boy) a big pink bow: Natchrelly, the bow endid up on her hed an she startid tryin to inkewbayte the choklits.

Befor we cayme home, Granny introdewst us to sum llamas that liv in her howse, Paddy an PJ, the Llama-in-pajamas:
It waz a reelly brillyant day, an I carnt wayte to meet up wiv Phyth agen!!!!!

WA-HEYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bye fer now!

Letter to Santa

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no - but I'm goin to see them play today- IT'S BLOO PANTS SATURDAY, PEEPOL! So pleez don't ferget to ware yor bloo stuff, speshly pants. Mummy, this meens yu. No excewsis.
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 20 - LBBBJ tryd to sneek up behind me, an wen I spottid him he pertendid he waz arfter Grayum insted, so I warnd Grayum too, an we both got him, wich meens we both get to invoke the Dubbol Yor Scor rool /10
• Day Score: 7.83921/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Have yu ritten yor letter to Santa yet? This is mine. Ov corse, the reel wun's got my address on it. But I had to blot it owt heer, wat wiv bein a spy an all:

The address yu hav to send it to in the UK (he haz regonal offissis, apparontly) is:

Hurrayy! I'm postin mine today.

Weer off to Granny's this mornin an tomorro, I'm meetin up wiv PHYTHEAS!!!! Wa-heyyy! Weer meetin up in Ashdown Forest. That's not far from wher Winnine T. Pooh (esq.) livs! Anyway weer meetin at the Ashdown Forest Llama Park. I hope we get lots ov good foto's for Rachelle! I hope they do good cayke in the cafe, too. This is goin to be so eggsytin, I hope my bum duzzent burst!

Bye fer now!