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Showing posts with label Lisa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lisa. Show all posts

Saturday, February 20, 2010

A Simpsons Bear!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • -BUT WE AR PLAYIN TODAY SO PLEEZ WARE YOR LUKKY BLOO PANTS!!!!
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
  • Overall Score: 7.6756272/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I luv watchin The Simpsons. I speshly like Lisa. I may hav menshund this befor, hehehe.
The uther day it waz brillyent as thare waz a BEAR on it, too!!

Do yu watch The Simpsons? Do yu hav a fayvrit carickter?


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Weer off to Granny's layter today, for anuther week.

Mummy sez that Granny will soon be abol to moov into her new howse up heer, so we won't be tooin an fro'in eny mor. Me an Daddy will still go down to Kent wunce a fortnite (is it troo that Merrykans don't hav fortnites??) becos we go to see Gillingham play. Maybe I will tayke Granny along for a gayme. She sed sheez never been. That serprized me. I'm shor I've seen uther Grannys thare... or maybe thay wer maskots.... or eevn our reserv teem....

Bye fer now!

Saturday, November 17, 2007

I kno lots ov creeaytiv-laydy-types, me.

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no- but they're playin tomorro, Sunday! Don't ferget to ware yor bloo things, speshly bloo pants!!!!
  • Simpsons: yes- I recordid it and watcht it 4 times. Wa-heyy!
  • Tesco: yes, we wer runnin owt ov stuff
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! /10
  • Day Score: 7.9429618/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Mummy's been mischiffin. She did my pawtrayte an then put it on her blog. Bet she thinks I'm gonna put a link to it heer. But I'm not. Hahahaaa. Heer's her effert, tho-
Watcha think? I rekkon sheez mayde me look a bit porky. Still, never mind. Leest I've got me pawtrayte on the wall!

I had a grayte serprize in the post- from Mrs Nesbitt!!!!!

She had a competishun on her blog (I don't mind givin HER link) (hehehe!) to nayme a cuppol ov Bears: Well! I sergestid that wun ov them, the laydy Bear, lookt a bit like a Nerys. This is a Welsh nayme, I think, an her fur lookt a bit woolly, like a yung sheep (or sheeplet, as they're calld). This is the nayme that waz chozen fer her! An so, as a prize, Mrs Nesbitt sent me wun ov the Crismoss cards that she maykes wiv her own fare paw. Heer it is!-

I sorta gesst hoo it waz from!


On the inside it sez "happy Christmas, my gorgeous little star!" Hehehe! Oh gosh! It mayde me go all warm in me beads! Hehehe!

Thanks, Mrs N! I'm goin to send it to Lisa, just as soon as I've fownd her address!

ahhhh...issent she luvley?

Hehehee!

Bye fer now!

ps.

Oh, all rite. Heer's Mummy's blog link.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Gettin Blaymd. Agen.

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: um...fergot /10
  • Day Score: 7/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Sumtimes yu think it's gonna be a good day an then it chaynges. It's like sumwun is drivin yor day in a bus an then they desyde to tern a corner so that yu go parst the soo-er-ridge werks insted of the mownten vews yu wer expektin. Today waz like that. A bit.

Mummy went into town an bort sum new Laydy-Bump pants. Theez arnt like ordenry pants that a boy wud ware. Come to think ov it, no gerl pants ar like wat boys wud ware. Exsept fer Peter Stringfellow. But I think he's up to sumthing. Enyway. As I waz sayin, Laydy-Bump pants. Theez ar wat gerls ware under their jumpers to keep things in playse wen they're runnin fer the bus.

Dilly got a tad confewsd wen she red the labol on the new wuns, cos they wer French, an in French they ar called Bonnets. So Dilly, bein ov a type that is kwite parshal to the odd bonnet, put them on her hed, screamed, cos she duzzent like the dark, then tryd attakin them.

Bein ov a type that is kwite parshal to the odd bonnet. Unfortewnitly fer Dilly, sed new bonnets wer very odd, an much larger than this wun.


At this poynt Mummy cayme bak from the barthroom an accewsd me of havin frolikt them, as they wer now on the flor, an Dilly waz noware to be seen (exsept by yors trooly: she waz on top ov the dor) so muggins heer got the blayme.

I'm not eevn into Laydy-Bump pants. Yu carnt mayke a deesent hammok out ov them. They're the rong shaype. Just as yu think yu've got a good baysis fer a stretch out, they go in an owt agen. It jus duzzent werk.

Well, maybe if yor Mummy iz Dolly Parton, yu mite be abol to mayke it werk. But my Mummy issent, an no matter how much she thinks she needs to go on a diet, there jus issent enuff for a small Bear ov my kaliber to be intrestid on a construkshun baysis.

An yu carnt get a good frolick owt ov them cos yu end up in a not. An yu jus KNO that the hooks will hook on the bits ov yu that hooks hav no bizzness knowin abowt. So there. It wassent me.

Well I gayve up tryin to convinse her an went off an watcht The Simpsons.

It waz wun ov my favrit eppysodes: the wun ware Santa's Littol Helper gets puppies:

Hmmm.... I notiss that Lisa duzzent ware Laydy-Bump pants. A Bear wud be sayfe, huggin up to her. Ahhh......

Bye fer now!

Friday, April 06, 2007

Teething habits

Yesterday's scores:

  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10 hooray!
  • Day Score: 8/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I've had an enquiry abowt my teeth, from Beth, in Missouri. First nails, now teeth. Hmmm... I'm beginning to wonder if she is checkin me over to match me up wiv sumwun...

Enyway, she writes:

Are you a good bear and brush your teeth daily? My little
granddaughter (addie) wanted to ask you that. She also asked if you have a special
toothbrush because she has a Little Mermaid toothbrush...


Donna! Onnistly! Arsking a Bear if he's good is like arsking a skunk if he smells. OK not the best comparison but yu get the idea. Or COURSE I'm good. An I hav to luk arfter my teeth or I wuddent be abol to eat Choklit Peanuts.

Addie's toothbrush sownds like wun Dilly wud like. I do have my own, as it happens, an yes, it is very speshol becos it featchures the lovley Lisa from The Simpsons. Heer's a pic ov me waiting owtside the bathroom for mummy to stop faffing arownd with face masks an stuff. (She duzz that becos of spots, but I keep telling her, they don't werk fer long: soon as she takes them off yu can see the spots agen.)

Photo: Onnistly, women! They shud leave a bench owtside the bathroom for the queue to sit on.

Here's a better shot of my deliteful toothbrush:


Photo: Ahhhh the luvley Lisa. She's luvley, yu know....

On ferst inspekshun it might seem rarther large fer a Small Bear. But I yews it as a normal brush, most of the time, for my fur, and then just nibble at the end wiv my teeth. Then I hav a kwick gargle wiv Ginger Ale an that's me dun. If ownly Mummy's ablushons wer as fast.

Speaking of ablushons, Daddy went to church tonight. Wunce a year they go on a Thirsday night an 12 of them get their feet washed. I arsked Daddy if they got him this year, but they didn't. So we'll hav to wait another 12 months for his feet to get washed. Mum sed that was sgusting. Girls can be soooo fussy.

Bye fer now!

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Quiz Answers

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, slowly: Mum stubbed her heel. I mean, how do you stub your heel? A toe, yes. Even maybe an elbow. But a heel? She was doing this weird funky-gibbon walk all day. It was embarrassing.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10 Grayum caught me back as I was coming in from the loo
  • Day Score: 7.85486/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Horray! I have a new subscriber, Carol from Shrink-Wrapped-Scream. Her last name used to be Beattie so she wonders if we might be related. Could well be, Carol. How furry are yor toes?

Enywun can subscribe by filling in the form on the left of this page, by the way. Yu get all my new posts, plus any with new comments. And don't worry, the emails include my picture so yu won't miss out.

SO! How did yu all do in my Quiz? Margaret, wat a wonderful woman yu are; Matt, stay behind arfter class. Here are the arnswers:

(1) see if he has KNEES

(2) see if he has one ear forward and one ear back

(3) Federation of International Furry Agents (it's ok that none of yu seem to hav got this- it's to do wiv spying, arfter all)

(4) Dilly. If yu got her full nayme, Dilly St George, help yorself to a choklit peanut

(5) Gillingham

(6) Absolutely

(7) NOT

(8) evil, inherently so

(9) a big toothless fat cat that lives at Granny's

(10) Lisa, of course. Have 1/10th of a mark if yu put Santa's Littol Helper

For mor on these fassinayting topics, and Dilly, follow the tags at the foot of this post! Bye fer now!

Friday, March 16, 2007

Carselling

Yesterday's scores:

  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
  • Day Score: 8.1286/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

We went to tayke foto's of Colchester Carsol. I rode in Mum's rucksack. I'm a very observant Bear, and as yu hav seen laytely, kwite an artist, so I knew she wud need my help in getting sum good shots. Heer's der carsol:
I wantid to pose in sum of them but there were lots ov skool kids moving about in herds, so I kept under cover. Dident seem to bother this cat though, and Mum took about 3,000 pikchers ov it:

I was kwite pleased to get back home to the Window-Sill-Bear-Familee an watch the Simpsons, which was all about Lisa.... (ahhhh......). Not keen on carselling. A bit too dragonny, really.

This weekend we're off to Granny's cos Sunday is Mother's Day, so we've got presents for her. See yu all Monday!

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

To er is better than to or.

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no, so daddy had no proper milk for his Weetabix this morning so had to use mum's bottol of skimmed watery stuff, and then she watered down a carton of cream to make mor watery stuff for her tea. Yu see the lengths yu hav to go to wen yu don't take a bear to his favrit shop? Serves 'em right.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Day Score: 7/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I was doing a Deep Think, which is sumthing that we Bears are rarther good at, about wot peepol call themselves. I mean about their jobs. Like, yu know wot a builder does cos it's in his job title- he builds. And a gardener gardens, an a teacher teaches, an a seller sells. Kwite a simpol system, really, but it works. But then sumwun must hav come along at some stage an sed, "Nah, this is too easy!" an startid changing it. Soldiers don't sold. That's silly. And neither do doctors doct. And even though I do a brillyant diary, I am most definitely NOT a diaryer. (Except for wen I eat too meny choklit peanuts.)

I mean, wot about an author? Wot's wrong wiv being a writer? That's easy fer anywun to understand. I don't know wot authing is. Dilly sez there are birds called auks. Do they write? If so, how do they hold the pen with webbed feet?

Me an Dilly write, in fact, we mark out our favrit programs in the TV guide each week. Mostly it's Bear and Dragon programmes, but Dilly is partial to CSI. And the Simpsons, obviously. In fact yu cud say we are loyal viewers.

The Artic Puffin: a friendly auk, but can he auth?

Bye fer now!

Friday, November 10, 2006

Crismos is coming (the Dilly is getting fat...)

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8/10 (poor)
  • Day Score: 7/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I don't think I menshonned that I did my letter to Farther Crismos resently. If yu havent alreddy dun yours it's a bit late now. Yu may as well hit the pre-season sales an get what yu want yorself. Enyway, heer is wat I wrote (not much, as I'm a very Resonabol Bear)...



"Dear Farver Crismos,

"Hullo it's Bob T. Bear (esq.) heer. I've been a gud Bear agen an if enywun sez I've not then it's a lie, an yu shuddent giv THEM enything for starters. (Ar yu going to arsk Dilly?)

"I hope yu ar having a nice holiday.

"Please this year can I hav a noo futbol shert. Mr. Scally, the twit ov silly-futbol-chairman fame has stopt them selling proper kits fer bears, but just a T-shert wiv "Gills" on it will do.

"An an an if possibol, cud I hav sumthing to do wiv Spongebob Squarepants an also sumthing about Lisa Simpson (sheez luvley).

"If yu want, we can do the saym arrangement as larst year re. the refreshments- I'll leev a minse pie an sum whiskie by the fireplace, an yu can leev the choklit peanuts by my bed.

"Thank yu!

"Signed,

"Bob T. Bear (esq.)"

I wonder if Dilly has dun hers yet.

Bye fer now!