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Showing posts with label Lincoln. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lincoln. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Chekkin in, from Lincoln!

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well heer I am, in Lincoln, an it haz been sunny an intrestin.

It's not reelly a hollyday. IBeati sed that it happend kwite suddenly for a hollyday. But it issent wun reelly, not for Mummy an Daddy, enyway! No. They are heer on a corse. They ar lernin things and then tomorro they hav a test.

But us Bears- oh yeah, an dragons (tsk!)- WE see it as a hollyday, cos we don't hav to do the corse or the test. We get to hang owt at the hotel all day, or stroll to the carsol an cathedral, nearby, an go investigaytin stuff.

In the eevnin we all go fer walks together. On Therzday thare is no mor corse or tests so we can awl go abowt together, investigaytin stuff sum mor.

On Sunday we went to see Julie, wich Dilly blogged abowt allreddy (wen she do that? I dident eevn see the compewter switcht on befor!). It waz grayte at Julie's. I got to meet Bertie Bear, hoo haz an ace bloo jumper.

Then on Munday Dilly had a berfday. Wish she AWLSO bloggd abowt. (WHAT the?? I must hav bin distraktid wiv the cayke......)

Note I say that she had A berfday, not HER berfday. This is becos she haz 2 berfdays a yeer. Like the Queen. She haz her hatchday, wich is the ferst Munday in April, then she haz "wagon day", wich is 23rd April. Or, St George's day, to thoze ov us hoo ar still the matching-socks side of insanity. (Sigh.)

I will pop in again an put sum fotoes on heer for yu. In the meentime, think ov cobbol-stone roades, steep hills an the biggest cathedral yu can imagin. Oh! An a littol ginger cat livs nex dor to this hotel. A fakt wich Mummy, ov corse, thinks is the best bit ov awl.

Saturday, April 04, 2009

Syend, seeld an neerly deliverd.

Saturday's scores:
  • Gills: yes, we playd Barnet an they cheetid an we lost. That's all yu need to kno.
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
  • Day Score: 6.832/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Heer I am Friday, synin my fotoes for the peepol hoo won my 500th Post Pawty Bash joke comp. Chewy, DeLiRium, Linda an Rachelle got theez wuns, but Asta got wun ov me wiv me new hat on inside owt, cos that's wat she wantid! Ha!We sent them all on Friday arftnoon, along wiv Mummy's Eastery cards. She sent cards to France, Canada, USA, Ireland and Singapore. Oh! An England too! Heehee! We wer in the Post Offiss for aiges! The laydy in thare sed that Mummy mus be reelly popular an she jus larffd. Huh! Lots ov the peepol she sent stuff to wer MY blogger frends!

We ar awl off to Lincoln tomorro. We won't be bak till Therzday nite. I'm pakkin the laptop so I can nip in heer an leev sum messidges.......

On the way, we ar goin to pop in an meet Julie! Dilly is gettin soooo exsytid abowt it! I am too, becos we hav bort her a luvly cayke. It's got blakbrys an appols in it an creem in the middol.

I'm not shor if Grayum or sam is comin wiv us. They havent deesydid yet. I bet Grayum duzz tho. He luvs hotel rooms. He luvs the way yu get a kettol, tea, milk an biskits in the room. Wen we get home he puts tea-maykin stuff up in the bedroom for abowt a week an pertends weer still thare.