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Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: No: Daddy went wivowt me as I dident want to scare the peepol at Tesco wiv my cunningly convincing ghost costewm.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 100 /10 got Dilly ten times neer the bed. I was flarged agenst the sheet. Epic!
  
• Overall Score: 7.569/10

HULLO BEARS AND NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I wasent totally shor abowt The Met's offering on theyer art calendar today.
I deesydid closer inspekshun was calld for.
Hmmm...Hmm. I think I hav an idea....
Jhee jhee jhee jhee...Pants! Wa-hey!!!!Then Mummy sed that lady-bump-pants wer probably a good idea too.
I tryd to chaynge the subject but it dident werk, so I drew sum in.Hmm. Not bad if I say so myself. I rekkon I shud go visit The Met in Merryka an show them my vershun. I'm shor they'd see that by adding pants yu add to the valew ov the painting as yu get mor for yor munny!

Wa-hey!!!!

Good news, an mor pants, wich is eevn MOR good news, issent it?!!

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: Yes. We got a 1-1 not-a-looz
• Simpsons: No: I don't often get to see them theez days, altho Mummy likes to see Family Guy an I hav startid to watch it alot cos it tends to be rood!!!
• Tesco: No: do yu noe, Mummy went to a Tesco 5 TIMES in the larst week WITHOWT ME????!!! I shud get her sakt.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 I'm a champ /10
• Overall Score: 7.698

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

THANK YU ALL for wiggling yor extremitees for Stardust. She has updaytid her blog an it is wunderful to reed that she is OK!!!!! She issent blogging much for now cos they hav to sayv the lektrisity for things that ar most important. I think I will get her sumthing nice nex time I am in town, a nice present to mayke her smile. She is expektin her own Bear cub, yu noe. A boy wun. They ar the most fun type.

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Jerry sent me a nice foto ov his toes:
Wow thoze ar neet flip-flops, arnt they? An wiv thoze shorts, he is reelly reddy for the spring!!!
Thanks, Jerry. Mummy, speshly, enjoyd that, as she haz a thing abowt toes. (Speshly cat toes, wich she sniffs at eny opportewnity.)


AND NOW..... MOR PANT CAPERS!!!!

I hav reseevd mor fotoes ov Bears in thare pant capes, sum wiv step-by-step falling record. Hurrayy! I hope yu enjoy them!

Heer is Woolley. He livs wiv Feronia in Ostraylia an desydid to try a dive off his armchair:wooof!

phew! Heez ok!!

Next up is Bernie. Bernie livs wiv Bumblevee in Canada. He's a FDB Bear (Front Door Bench).

He wantid to ware a helmit for his dive, so as well as bum pants he got hold ov sum lady-bump-pants, for his hed!! Heez a cheeky Bear arfter my own hart!!!!

Bumblevee sed-
'he was a bit nervous...and wobbly.... and...his pants fell down and his helmet fell off
I tried desperately to steady him and get him re-organized....'

'...but, then he panicked...and fell off before he was ready.... it happened so fast he was a blur...'

'and got cort up in his bra...er...I mean his helmet.....'

'acckkkkkk!!!...but, then he laughed so hard it fell off and he wasn't choking anymore....whew....'

'All the other bears had a good laugh too.... and he went back to his favourite safe place...the bench.....'

Beanie sent in this foto of Tango, hoo livs wiv them in the south ov England:

Tango took time to chooz eggsakly the rite pants. Aha! BLOO wuns! Good choyce, Tango!!

An heer is littol Douglas! He livs wiv Alphonse an Snowy, hoo sent thare fotoes in larst time. Wen Douglas sor them he got extra brayve an went for it!!Thare he is, at the frunt! If yu skwint, yu can see him!
Ware'd 'e go?

Oof!

I hope they dident get hedaykes!

Grayte stuff!!!!

See yu agen soon!!! (Or as soon as I can get my sekritry to attend to her typing dewtees agen! Pah!)

Oooo mor cayke!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes: walkt thare wiv Mummy cos she waz feellin fat (serves her rite for eetin so mutch ov Daddy's berfday cayke then) an I had a good ride in the trolley. Spottid a yung boy hoo had brort his cuddly cat along for a ride too. Me an the cat exchaynged knowin looks befor the boy herld him owt ov the trolley. Sigh. The abewse wiv wich wun haz to put up.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! HAHAHA! Bak on form, my frends! /10
• Overall Score: 7.839/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wa-heyy!!!!!! Lookie-at! I got my formattin bak!

Well it is warmin up agen heer an is in the 70's F wich is kwite warm if yu hav to go arownd in ferr, eevn if, like me, yu hav desydid to go oh-naturell laytely (hehe!).

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Arnty Jo cayme up to vizit today cos it waz her berfday. This ment sumthing very important: MOR CAYKE!!!

Arnty Jo an her choklit berfday cayke.
She issent 10, we just cuddent fit the uther 31 candols on.

She an Mummy went shoppin. Mummy sed she waz lookin forward to it cos she sez that me an Daddy don't like to browse mutch an she an Jo wantid to go to a crarft shop an just wander abowt going "Oooo" like laydeez do in shops.

I don't kno wat she meens reelly, I hav never knowingly rusht owt ov an underpant department. I wud very willingly browse thare. In fakt, I distinktly remember a sekurity gard comin to find me in Debenams wunce cos they wantid to close.

- Havin a nice kip in a bra, I was. Me an Grayum had slung wun between 2 hangers an mayde a comfy hammock. Wun Bear eech side. Nice, it waz. We had just werkt owt how to twist the hooky bits owt the way so that they dident keep catching on Grayum's ear, wen along comes this fat bloke in a hat an sez it's closing time. Spoil sport....

Pppttff!

Enyway. Mummy an Jo wer gon abowt 3 hours. Wen they got bak Daddy arskt wat shops they'd been to, an they had ownly been to wun!
Then thare waz drinking of tea an dunking ov minty choklit biskits calld Viscounts, befor Jo left.

Ha! I knew if I hid the larst 2 slices ov cayke under a bowl they wud all forget abowt them! An so they wer mine, all mine!Well, wayste not want not!

Bye fer now!

Gettin Blaymd. Agen.

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: um...fergot /10
• Day Score: 7/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Sumtimes yu think it's gonna be a good day an then it chaynges. It's like sumwun is drivin yor day in a bus an then they desyde to tern a corner so that yu go parst the soo-er-ridge werks insted of the mownten vews yu wer expektin. Today waz like that. A bit.

Mummy went into town an bort sum new Laydy-Bump pants. Theez arnt like ordenry pants that a boy wud ware. Come to think ov it, no gerl pants ar like wat boys wud ware. Exsept fer Peter Stringfellow. But I think he's up to sumthing. Enyway. As I waz sayin, Laydy-Bump pants. Theez ar wat gerls ware under their jumpers to keep things in playse wen they're runnin fer the bus.

Dilly got a tad confewsd wen she red the labol on the new wuns, cos they wer French, an in French they ar called Bonnets. So Dilly, bein ov a type that is kwite parshal to the odd bonnet, put them on her hed, screamed, cos she duzzent like the dark, then tryd attakin them.

Bein ov a type that is kwite parshal to the odd bonnet. Unfortewnitly fer Dilly, sed new bonnets wer very odd, an much larger than this wun.

At this poynt Mummy cayme bak from the barthroom an accewsd me of havin frolikt them, as they wer now on the flor, an Dilly waz noware to be seen (exsept by yors trooly: she waz on top ov the dor) so muggins heer got the blayme.

I'm not eevn into Laydy-Bump pants. Yu carnt mayke a deesent hammok out ov them. They're the rong shaype. Just as yu think yu've got a good baysis fer a stretch out, they go in an owt agen. It jus duzzent werk.

Well, maybe if yor Mummy iz Dolly Parton, yu mite be abol to mayke it werk. But my Mummy issent, an no matter how much she thinks she needs to go on a diet, there jus issent enuff for a small Bear ov my kaliber to be intrestid on a construkshun baysis.

An yu carnt get a good frolick owt ov them cos yu end up in a not. An yu jus KNO that the hooks will hook on the bits ov yu that hooks hav no bizzness knowin abowt. So there. It wassent me.

Well I gayve up tryin to convinse her an went off an watcht The Simpsons.

It waz wun ov my favrit eppysodes: the wun ware Santa's Littol Helper gets puppies:

Hmmm.... I notiss that Lisa duzzent ware Laydy-Bump pants. A Bear wud be sayfe, huggin up to her. Ahhh......

Bye fer now!