Piratey Day 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AVAST, ME NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Jerry an Ben be arskin for a Pirate Theem WEEK, an not just a day, arrrrr, so heer be anuther piratey post. I be needin to updayte ye all wiv cakeyness an walkin the plank arrrrnyway, so it be just fine! Arrr!

Ferst heer be a speshol pikcher ov me ol' matey Asta, hoo be no scurvy dog! Wat a fine booty ov a cur she be! Arr!

Wat a fine pirate wench she maykes!!!! Thanking ye for the fotoes, Asta!!!

TRESZURE!!!!!
Beanie be sending me sum reel treszure! He be a'visiting the Mary Rose, that grayte Tchewdor ship, in Portsmouth. He be finding me sum akchual coynes from time past. It be all silvery an ruff rownd the edges, bein all spesholly for pirates an al'. It be a grayte treszure an very good o' Beanie to send it, but it be mine now, AAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!Thanks, Beanie!!!

CAYKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me crew an I be pillidging the galley, an bringing bak Bakewell Tarts, eech wiv a cherry eye-patch, arrr!
Walk the plank!!!!
Sum ov me crew not be swabbing decks hard enuff, so I be havin 'em walk the plank!
Ferst up be Zed, he be keen.
Zed not be in the britest cabin, an be wondring wat to be doin wen he
reech the end ov the plank!Arr! Jump off, ye scurvy grape!

Arr! Zed be landing in the biskit barrel!
Now uther crew Bears be wanting to walk the plank too!
BHS Bear-
....an LBBBJ....I be cowntin 3 pirate Bears in the biskits! Thare not be being menny biskits soon!

Now................... ware be Dilly-Frilly-Knickers???? Arrr! Grayum Farting-Cutlass be a'finding 'er! Get down the plank, ye wench!Yarrrrr!!!

Blither me eye! She be tayking off!
I be fergettin the wench can fly!
Blast yer eyes! I be foiled!
Arrrrr!!!!!!!!

By the way, do ye be having time for yesterday's quiz? I be sailing bak on the morro wiv thee arnser for ye! Arrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snow, Bears an Angels!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 but it shud hav bin a 10. Poo! /10
• Overall Score: 7.983/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Hurray! We bilt a Snowbear!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHA!!!!!

Weev got SO MUTCH snow!!!!!!!!!!!
Weer dew bak at Granny's soon -maybe tomorro if the roades ar cleer- so we Bears mayde the most of playin owt in the snow!!!!! Heer's wen I slipt over larffin, arfter Grayum had got Sam wiv an enormuss snowball!!!! HEHEHE!C'mon Bears!

Let's do snow angels!!!!!!!!!!

WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHA!!

Wen we got indors we had to dry off in frunt ov the fire...HEHEHE!!!!

Then layter, Mummy warmd awl our jumpers on a raydiator for us!

Awl warm an snug now!
Rite!
Ware's the choklit biskits? "Mummy....??????????"

SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: yes, an family Guy too.
• Tesco: No. Mummy went Crismoss shoppin wiv Dilly an sed I cuddent go cos I'm a boy an wud moan. Cheek!!!
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8.5/10
• Overall Score: 7.24

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Hurray!
We hav snow!!!!!!!

It startid like this yesterday-
That's Daddy in thare, in the car-
It waz comin down farst a bit layter...
Can yu see that wite line? That's ware a snowflake travold!

LBBBJ wantid to go owtside an see it for himself. Mummy Bear told him to rap up cos she waz cold. Thare wer sum freshly cleend pants nearby, so....
Look, LBBJ!! Look at the snow!!!
OK, that's enuff lookin, let's get in, it's cold!
We awl fell asleep wiv daddy by the fire...
Larst nite it snowd an snowd.
Mummy took this foto from the frunt windo.
The snow is so hevy on the tree it's maykin it droop down an tutch the grownd!
This mornin we put owt food for the berds. At ferst they dident com an eet it, they sat in the trees an lookt at it.
Exsept for Bob Robin, hoo is allways brayve... (it's in the nayme)Then we thort, maybe they ar scared ov not bein abol to stand on the snow? So we put the food on a big bit ov cardbord for them. Since then, they've awl been munchin. This wee fella is calld a Chaffinch.
Layter, me an Daddy ar goin to bild a SnowBear!!!! I'm goin to hav Pawridge an hunny ferst.

Wa-hey!!! I wonder how long the wite stuff will larst. If ownly it waz Crismoss allreddy!!!

Bye fer now,

Diskuverys

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes, for harf a cow. Mummy is low-carbin agen.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 (from Daddy, cos he sed he herd my beads russlin on my way, wich I think is jus bead-person prejudiss, to be onnist) /10
• Day Score: 7.63982/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Hey I've bin bizzy, an bin carfterin Mummy agen, wich is wy I dident hav time to blog- an then today I notist that SHEEZ bin updaytin HER blog, so I thort, well, sod this!!! That just aint rite, laydy. So! Heer's a kwik peek at wat I've bin doin laytely (wen I wassent mayking her Laydyship's tea an runnin a Bear Massardge serviss up an down her showlders.)

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This is the day we Bears discuvered speshol biskits an BEAR SIZE doh-nuts wer hiding owt in a fancy tin in the kitchen. I thort it waz empty. Yewzly is. But wun day, wile sornterin parst, I thort I'd just hav a chek inside an mayke shor.....just as well I did! Scrum!

My luvly-jubbly new jumper from Mrs Nesbitt is very handy for smugglin biskits, wich yu will see heer if yu look closely an ar not foold by my look ov compleet an utter innosense:

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THIS is the day wen I did a kwik spyin misshun in between Mummy's naps.
I diskuverd wy the bloke nex dor is so miserabol so mutch ov the time.
He apparently ownly haz enuff PANTS to chaynge them evry 4 days, az demonstraytid by the sok-to-pant rayshio on his washin line, heer:I ov corse hav nothin agenst warin pants for 4 days. I think it shoze grayte appreeshyayshun for the full extent ov PANT POTENSHUL. It is eezily dun:

day 1: normal pant warin
day 2: bak-to-frunt pant warin
day 3: rite-way-rownd inside-owt pant warin
day 4: inside-owt bak-to-frunt pant warin

Yu see? It is eesily acheevabol an kwite all rite to do (so long as yu don't eet curry for the 4 days in kwestchun). No! I'm not beraytin him for this at all! I'm jus sayin, if he HAZ to do this, then he oviossly duzzent hav enuff pants for a dam good frolick, an that is enuff to mayke enywun miserabol.

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This is the day wen ANUTHER present arrived for Dilly. Julie sent her this, amung uther things, but cos it waz rapt in BLOO AN BROWN, she sed that I probly needid to open it as if it wer for her it wud be, oh, maybe PINK AN GREEN. Yu think?

But eevn tho the culler ov the rappin sed "BEAR!" an the insides sed "CHOKLIT, WICH BEARS REELLY REELLY LIKE!" she sed it waz oviusly HERS arfter all cos sed choklit waz" Dino-Wagon" shaypet.

YU SEE WAT I HAV TO PUT UP WIV AROWND HEER?
YU SEE?

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But yesterday me an LBBBJ fownd a BEAR SIZE pot ov appol an ginger jam: -so we hav claymd this an tayken it into custerdy.
Com to think ov it, sumthin custerdy wud go very well wiv appol an ginger jam. A nice steamd puddin, maybe. Or a cayke. Well, enyway, we shall be keepin this asit waz oviossly ment for us. An Mummy is on anuther cow diet. So it will help her.

-yu see that?
Yu see?
Eevn arfter so mutch neglekt, I am still a very helpful Bear.

Bye fer now!