Pant-Cape Tchewsday frolics!

Latest scores:

• Gills: we playd York an got a nil-nil not-a-looz
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: Yes, mummy needid choklit
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10 got Daddy agen
• Overall Score: 7.76569/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!! 

Well lots ov yu hav had fun an frolics wiv Pant-Capes!

Heer ar sum fotoes that yoov bin sendin me-

Ferst this is Bertie, hoo livs wiv Bumblevee. Heer he is pre-lorch:

an..... oh deer!

 Bertie had grayte fun lornching off diffrent playces but got a bit cort up eech time! 
 Go hav a look at all his frolics heer! Bertie, wen yu hanged yorself I hope yu dident get hurt!

Next heer is Alexander Mackenzie Bear, Sandy for short!! He deesydid to onnor 2 tradishuns wiv his Pant-cape. Ferst, he is waring wat we call PANTS over heer, bein underpants. But he is also waring wat they call PANTS over the uther side ov the pond, wich is trowzers. The Internashonal-Pant-Combo resultid in a very long cape indeed! Very impressiv, I'm shor yu'll agree!

Wa-hey!!!!!!!!!!! Go see mor heer!!!

Now to Jerry an Ben.

 Heeeheheheheheeee!!!
Um, well they sed they will look for sum bigger pants an hav anuther go, cos theez wuns keep fallin over theyer faces like this an they carnt see wer to jump. It's a helth an safety ishue, peepol, be seeriuss! (Tho pants-on-heds is a grayte gayme in itself!)

Now over to Ostraylia to see Woolley Bear, hoo livs wiv Feronia.  Woolley Bear has a fine snouty face so is mor arrodynamic than me an duzz sum exslent lornches in pants. Heer's wun-

(note hat to keep ears warm as the air racing past them)

 Oooff! He did a mid-air flip an landed belly-up! Go Woolley!!!

OK time to show yu how I got on!
Alexander MacKensie Bear sent me theez fine pants! (Oh hek, Sandy, did I properly thank yu?? I do hope so..) Arnt they grayte? They ar flarge pants so come wiv the added bonus that yu can hardly see me in them:

  getting reddy....

an off!!!

 Ooooff!!!

Hehehee!

 Oh! Hallo Dilly!

Did yu want a go?

Yu can borro my pants, if yu like-?

 No? Oh allrite then...

Hehe Daddy Windowsill Bear likes theez pants.

They ar a perfick fit!!!

 Hehe they eevn hav a tail vent!!

Well!
I hav sayved the next athleet to the end cos of his very speshol effort! I'm shor yu will be imprest!
This Bartie, hoo livs wiv Granny K.  (clik link for full event cuveridge.)
Bartie yewsd his Daddy's long-johns an dident just jump, he absayled down the washing line!!! 
Heer he is, reddy to off (stop looking down, Bartie, stop looking down!)-

  Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

go Bartie go!!!!

 Hehe! A soft-ish landing in the snow, an his smile is restored!
Hurray!!!!

Hehe! Well if yu still want to hav a go, let me noe ware to find yor fotoes (link or email!) an I'll do anuther updayte at the weekend. 

Till then, happy frolicking!!!!!

Bob T Bear (esq)  

Wow! New jumper!!!

Easter scores:

• Gills: yes, we playd Wickham Wanderers, hoo wandered all over the playse to try to distrakt from the fakt that they ar CHEETIN SCUM. They wun 1 - 0.
  
• Simpsons: no. But I did see the film Antz. That waz kwite good.
  
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 20 (got Sam an Grayum at the sayme time) /10
• Overall Score: 7.68329 /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Wen we got bak from Lincoln thare waz kwite a bit ov post waytin for us all, but the most important envelope waz for me. Lynda told me the uther week that she had fownd a nittin pattern for a Bear jumper an I hav bin chekkin the letterbox regularly ever since cos it's exsytin to get a new jumper, it is.

Well heer is wat I cayme home to!

Do yu like Lynda's littol Easter Chick card, too?
(An issent that wol on the cushon a bit scarey?!)

It's nice an roomy on the arms, for wen I haff to flex me mussols an go FWAH! at sumwun.
OR! For wen I haff to smuggol scooby-snaks upstairs to the pant dror.

It's a perfick shayde ov Gillingham bloo!
Look how it matches me shorts!!

We Bears luv our jumpers!
THANK YU so much, Lynda!!!

Weer off to Granny's howse today, an won't be bak till tomorro nite. I'm goin to giv her the copy ov the nittin pattern yu sent, so she can do me anuther wun! Hehehe!

Bye fer now!

Crarfty Challenge

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
• Day Score: 7/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Time to show yu wat a few peepol did for the crafty challenge!

Lynda waz ferst, an mayde this monster wiv an odd sok!

We had a diskushon bowt odd soks. There ar 60 millyun peepol in this country. If evrywun lost just 2 soks a yeer, that's 120 millyun missin soks. They must be SUMwhare. How cud yu miss a pile ov soks that big? Yu'd think they'd be markt on a map.

Next, Bumblevee mayde this wee doggy, calld Henry. I think he's fab.

Enywun else do enything? I think thare wer sum butterflys bein drorn, but I carnt remember if yu finisht them. If yu hav dun sumthing an I've fergotton, pleez forgiv me (I'm a bizzy Bear ov menny sponsibilitys) an send me yor link!!! I'll add the foto heer.

Bye fer now!

Bearly Compensayshun

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no, an weer runnin owt ov stuff- an yewsin the UHT cow joose in the tea agen. I don't kno. I shall hav to distrakt them nex time they parss that stuff in the shop. If they dident hav eny they wud hav to go shoppin fer cow joose. I meen, we can be owt ov food an nuthin happens, but not abol to hav cups ov tea? That's seeriuss.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
• Day Score: 6.39621/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well peeps, Gillingham lost it. Weev been relegaytid.

For thoze ov yu that don't follo football an don't kno wat that meens, let me explayne:

wun day yu ar playin in the park wiv the big boys, wiv proper goal posts an teams an a posh new ball wiv a pattern on it an oranges to eet at "half time". Then, nex day, yor not allowd to joyne in wiv them. Insted, yu hav to play wiv the smaller boys. Theez fellas don't hav proper goal posts, they roll their coats up in a ball an yewz them insted. An they hav to borro sumwun else's ball. An they always bring a dog. An at sum poynt, wun ov them will hav to go home for his tea, an so his team substitutes him wiv the dog, hoo scores the winnin goal an then runs off wiv the ball leevin yu to explayne to the big boys that yu don't kno whare it went. An then yor scared to tern up next week in cayse they're waytin for yu an want to arsk yu for their ball bak agen.

So thare. Now yu kno. That's wat bein relegaytid is like. An Gillingham has been.

Waah.

Me an the uther Bears hav been tryin to looz ourselves in Beary things an tryin not to think too hard abowt it. It's not eezy for a Bear not to think hard. Weer good thinkers, yu see. Wunce a thort is in a Bear Brayne it gets nerchured an tikkold an it enjoys bein in thare so much it starts to gro. So it's not eezy if yu don't want to think it.

Lukkily we fownd sumthing good on tv:

Bears on tv! Hurray!

We allso fownd a grayte story on Lynda's Blog, abowt this littol fello:

It's a grayte post. Do go an hav a look!

Bye fer now!