Hurrayyyyy!!!!!!!
Yesterday's scores:
- Gills: yessserrreeee! We wun!
- Simpsons: no
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10!!!!/10
- Day Score: 8.32961/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!
Hurrayyyyyyyy! Rememberin to arsk yu all to ware yer bloo pants on match days werkt- we wun!!!!!!! We playd Port Vale (full nayme: "Not even the nayme ov a reel playce so we mayde wun up that neerly rimes wiv Orfull Smell") an we wun 1 goal to nil. We dident eevn hav to werk hard cos they kikt wun into their own goal. That's how dum they wer. But HURRAYY! We had sellybraytory banarrnanas all rownd!
:@D :@D :@D :@D :@D
Mummy's bak is gradewly gettin better. She has been gettin mor an mor uprite eech day. In fakt, watchin her this parst week haz been like watchin that poster of The Evolooshun Ov Man playin owt befor my eyes- exsept that she dident at eny poynt look like a Manchester Utd player.
:@D :@D :@D :@D :@D
HOGWATCH:
Good news re the hedgehogs! Remember that speshol howse we bort them? Well, wun has DEFNITLY moovd in!!!! Heer's wun, eetin sum corned beef-
Soo.... how do we kno for shor that wun of them haz moovd into the Hog Howse??? Eeezy! HEDGEHOG POO JUST INSIDE ITS DOR!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa hahahahaaaa! Thro my arms up at him! Heez fownd it an heez claymed it!
:@D :@D :@D :@D :@D
I'm lookin for anuther candydate for my "If They Weren't Human" seereez at the moment, so watch this spayce. I THORT I had wun- John McCain. But I cuddent find a photo ov a badly stuffed camel to go wiv him. Hey ho. I'll hav to think ov sumwun else!
Bye fer now!