SNOWBEAR!!!! (An haz enywun seen my boots???)

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no, they canseld the gayme cos ov ice on the grarss. I rekkon they jus wantid to bild SnowBears.
• Simpsons: yes- I akchewly sor wun I haddent seen befor!
  
• Tesco: no, but the fridge is lookin emptier than a dragon's braine, so I rekkon weel go tonite.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: sespendid, to mayke mor time for Snow play.
  
• Day Score: 7.89634/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Ferst ov all, a few peepol cuddent see Dilly in the Crib so heer is a foto cunningly alterd to sutterly hylite whare Her Royal Snowtness is:

Nowun at Unkol Tony's howse spottid her, iver, preesewmably cos it's perfickly normal for a crocodragon in a pink silk dress to be seen in Bethlehem. I have to say, it was an exslent hideaway. Well dun, Dilly!

OK!
Now on to the SnowBear!!!!!!!!!!!

The snow waz kwite deep- Heer yu can see it comes up to my wayste, an I'm an 8inch Bear!!

It snowd Sunday and Munday an Daddy helpt us mayke the Bear- Sam an...er... Chuck wantid to joyne in, too...
Note our attire:

• Chuck wantid a beanie hat, so Mummy mayde him wun from wun ov her soks!!!
• Sam sed he dident mind the snow, an wassent cold cos he comes from Alaska- but cos MUMMY waz cold, she sed Sam had to put a jumper on. Mummy's do that. Jumpers ar wat yu ware wen yor Mummy is cold. Thare. Sed it.
• An me- I CARNT FIND ME BOOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! My luvly red welly boots hav disappeerd! Heer I am havin to ware my football boots. But they're not reelly mayde fer snow, so I cuddent stay owt long.

Note the SnowBear:

• He haz rownd eers. This is an important thing to remember wen doin a SnowBear.
• Sam took that uther pikcher. He likes my hat.

Daddy waz eetin the snow!!!
WAT the??????

Run away!!! Run away!!!!! Heez gon mad!!! Help!

Arfterwoods we had to put our clothes in frunt ov the fire to dry owt.
Heer, I'm doin me feet, Sam's doin his bottom an Chuck is jus doin a general barsk.

Grayum, hoo haddent joynd in owin to bein parst it, fownd sum likorish sukky sweets an brort them over for us. I think they may hav bin a Crismoss present to Daddy, but cleerly he duzzent want to eet them as it's Februery, so it's up to us agen! Chuck sed he haddent seen them befor. He thort they wer marbels.Dilly cayme over. She dident want a likkorish sweet cos she allreddy had a jelly crocodragon.The snow haz mostly gon heer now, but the laydy on telly sez that we mite get mor tomorro. Chuck sez that if it duzz, he wants to mayke a SnowWagon.

Weer gonna miss Chuck wen he goze bak to Wyoming. Heez not bad reelly. Wunce yu bild up yor immewnity heez ok. I think heez heddin home jus arfter Valentine's day. Dilly gets a bit coy an difencesiv if yu menshon it, but I rekkon Mummy's plannin sumthing for them. HA!

Bye fer now!